Take it from the couples (and solo acts) in these videos—even if a lot of us don't celebrate Christmas, we still love to embrace the time allotted for spending with that special someone...by fucking their brains out.

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A Sexy Christmas Gift Wrapped in Red Ribbon (xtube.com)

what jews do on christmas (xtube.com)

My X-mas 3way! (xtube.com)

christmas morning fun (xtube.com)

my xmas gift (yuvutu.com)

Marry Christmas! (yuvutu.com)

Christmas Webcam Sluts (pornhub.com)

A Big Black Dick for Christmas (pornhub.com)

Close up of me fucking my gf (xtube.com)

Doggystyle Christmas Fuck (megaporn.com)

"Ssippi and I eat our breakfast on this little area and our projects usually take up the rest of the table," Starr said of her co-artist and boyfriend, Ssippi, whose Christmas present (we are obliged not to reveal it because Ssippi is web-savvy) arrived that day.

Besides being a fascinating person in her own right, Starr's clothespin Santas and reindeer are pretty sexy themselves, and we resisted primal urges to steal all of them and squeeze her boobs. After all, it's Christmas.

Starr and Ssippi (we just like writing "Ssippi"- glad he doesn't come from Connecticut) are traveling for the holidays (afterward Starr will be signing for Evil Angel at the AVN Expo), but you can find her on Twitter in the meantime.

· Bobbi Starr (twitter.com)

We think not: and neither do our new found friends. They may not be dressed for the snow, but they're sure to heat things up indoors this holiday season.

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Sweet Teen Wearing Her Sexy Christmas Outfit! (youtube.com)

Sexy Christmas Outfits! (youtube.com)

David Lachapelle Sexy Christmas ad for Boots (youtube.com)

Sexy Santa Girl's! (youtube.com)

Victoria Secrets Sexy Christmas (youtube.com)

Sexy Santa's Helpers (youtube.com)

Anita Dark's Christmas Video (youtube.com)

Sexy Santa 2008 (youtube.com)

Bikini Christmas (youtube.com)

Natasha Yi Christmas Video! (youtube.com)

It's not that Santa has a problem with masturbation, or feels threatened by a large, fake phallus, he's just very strict about only having elf-made toys in his home. As much as Mrs. Claus sympathizes, those tiny hands are better suited to making wooden trains than they are to satisfying a woman's needs.

· Merry X-mas in Japanese - Countdown 1 (xtube.com)

But whatever! We're happy as long as the she-elves are enjoying themselves, and who doesn't enjoy a little attention? Of course, if the riffraff in the toy shops start getting jealous, we could have a problem.

· Chloe & Em: Sexy Xmas Elves! (zootoday.com)

Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel offers this festive porn in the grand tradition of holiday specials. It's like a Very Special Christmas episode of "House," in which House learns the magic of giving. Except instead of House, it's Joanna Angel. And instead of "giving," it's bondage tape and fake beards.

· A Very Kleio Christmas (burningangel.com)

This is how the Christmas turkey gets prepared, right? (Hey, we've never made one! We're too busy cooking latkes!)

· You Are The Christmas Turkey! (pics @ zootoday.com)

· Lucy PInder in Nuts (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

For those of you who aren't familiar with the game of dreidel, here are the basic rules. The game begins with each player anteing some coins (chocolate or otherwise) in a communal pot. As each player takes a turn, he or she must spin a dreidel (four-sided top). The side that the dreidel lands on determines the player's fate: a gimmel means that the player gets the full pot, a hay means the player gets half the pot, a nun means nothing happens, and a shin means the player must put one or two coins into the pot.

Clearly, this is a game just rife with sexy possibility. Unfortunately, Strip Dreidel isn't all that sexy. Sure, you get to play a wild game of gambling with three sexy Jewish pornstars, but there's so much chance in the mix that there's no guarantee you'll actually see any flesh—especially since these ladies are slow to disrobe. In all our playing, the most (most!) we saw was a bit of bra. If they really wanted to get into the spirit of the Festival of Light, they'd let some of their light shine on us...if you know what we mean.

· Strip Dreidel (stripdreidel.com)
· Thumbnail star: Jewish Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel (sadly not a part of Strip Dreidel)

Sure, maybe your boss took you bowling, or set up some massive gift exchange extravapalooza...or maybe you even got to rent out the local community center and really throw a rager. But were there topless ZOO girls photocopying their boobs and causing a ruckus?

We thought not.

We are so putting in an application to ZOO, um, whenever they're hiring again.

· ZOO Girls' Office Xmas Party! (pics @ zootoday.com)

Some of you may have already been to Wal-Mart and back to stock up on Black Friday specials...but if you're anything like us, Wal-Mart doesn't stock what you really want. Looking to ensure a little kissing (and then some) under the mistletoe this holiday season? Read on for a few sexy gift ideas.

Sexy present: Luna (lunascam.com)

For the porn enthusiast: Sure, you could give someone a porno—but why not give a porno that's special? "Cummin' At You 3D" isn't just any porno: it's a 3D interactive adventure that offers 50,000 possible adventures. And, as an added bonus, it's also got Sindee Jennings squirting...in 3D.

For the onanist: Tired of the sound of one hand fapping? The Real Touch goes one step further than the Fleshlight, offering a masturbation sleeve that fucks you back. Integrated with POV porn to create the realest fantasy money can buy (well, short of hiring an escort, anyway), the Real Touch is sure to please even the chronicest of (male) masturbators.

For the onanista: Masturbation's not just a male game—but what to get the lady who's taken a few trips round the toy box? For a revamped rabbit, try JimmyJane's Form 2—or, for a sensual massage, you can't go wrong with Contour Q. And for the lady who likes a good tongue lashing, well, the ten tongues of the Sqweel are pretty hard to top.

For the calendar lover: Tis the season to stock up on sexy calendars—but with so many on the shelves, how to pick just one? We're personally smitten with Digital Playground's illustrated Contract Star Calendar, featuring fourteen months of hand drawn sexy goodness. (We've got a preview of illustrated Katsuni at left; Stoya, Riley Steele, and Gabriella Fox all look lovely as well.)

Of course, if you prefer a calendar that's more flesh and blood than illustrated girl, there's always the 2010 Sex Blogger Calendar. All proceeds go to benefit Sex Work Awareness—so it's a gift that keeps on giving (and to sex workers, at that!).

For the stylist genital enthusiast: If you're reading Fleshbot, there's a pretty good chance you love pussy, or dick, or both. So why not show the world where your heart lies? Agent Provocateur's Sharon cardigan is festively bedecked with phalluses; the customizable Vulva Portrait Pendant lets you show your love for your very favoritest pussy of all. [Via nymag.com]

Everyone seems to think that Halloween is a great opportunity for women to show some skin, but Bizarre Magazine knows that real debauchery is best paired with colorful tribute to one's family. Observe, as Kitty Lea perfoms the ancient Fire-Boob-Skull Dance.

· Kitty Lea sexy model alt Day Of the Dead (bizarremag.com)

Can you come up with a better tag line for a Christmas porn than that? Do what you must: sexualize the Virgin Mary, give Santa a prodigious wang, plague Rudolph with an unseemly discharge, refer to a 69 that never happens, but take back Christmas from the captains of industry and return it to the carnal ice orgy it once was.

(And "Spirit of Christmas Assed" is taken.)

Since you are already bowed under the weight of familial pressure this time of year, we won't ask you to measure up to the Brobdingnagian efforts of last week's winner, but we'd like to see something by St. Stephen's Day. Something, Kevin, OK? We pay all that money for college and you come back looking like this? Oh wait. We're doing it again.

· Anarchy Films (anarchyfilmsdvd.com)
· Buy "Very Creamy Christmas" (gamelink.com)

Private’s Christmas special features all manner of holiday festivities, every single one of which looks ordeurs des magnitudes more appealing than spending the holidays fending off ancient aunts and boozy uncles, unwrapping socks and braving the highways in Yuletide traffic. We would much rather have Stella Delcroix and her helpful elves fulfilling our holiday wishes, thank you very much.

If that’s the North Pole, then we are an office full of monkey’s uncles, but screw the white Christmas—it might be time for a tropical tradition.

· Privatre Films (www.Private.com)
· Buy "Dirty Santa" (gamelink.com)

· Abril (pmates.com)
· Anna Nikova (bigboobsalert.com)
· Antea & Danae (bodsforthemods.com)
· April Ireland (coolios.net)
· Ashlynn Brooke (glam0ur.com)
· Celeste Star (dailypoa.com)
· Charlie Laine (thesexblog.com)
· Demi (eroticbeauties.net)

· Diddylicious (forum.phun.org)
· Evelyn Lory (foxhq.com)
· Jula (kindgirls.com)
· Kloe (artinude.com)
· Lexi Belle (badgirlsblog.com)
· Loretta & Serilla (labatidora.net)

· Natalie Sparks (hottystop.com)
· Nicolette (fresonmagic.com)
· Patty Gower (z0d.com)
· Paula Aguiar (babe-envy.com)

· Santa's Little Helper (babesweblog.eu)
· Santa's Other Little Helper (usualgirls.com)
· Secret (theteenblog.com)
· Tereza (lettherebeporn.com)

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