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RetroNudity: Young Helen Mirren In "The Age Of Consent"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Last summer, we marveled at how fit then sixty-two-year-old Helen Mirren looked in a bikini. It probably helped that she was quite a hottie in her youth, as well. Observe: Helen Mirren, circa 1969, nude in "The Age Of Consent."

What, you thought movie nudity was just invented this decade?

· Clip via TV Totty (tvtotty.com)

Own Fergie's Panties—For Charity

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 17:30:01 EDT

A North London synagogue is encouraging celebrities to auction off autographed pairs of underwear... for charity. We suspect these undergarments are unworn—but if this is the closest we can get to Fergie, we'll take it.

· Celebrity Undies (ebay.co.uk, via avn.com)

More Girls Of Summer: Top Ten Celebrity Bikini Watch Moments

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:45:01 EDT

As Labor Day Weekend quickly approaches, so too does the end of summer — and with it, the end of bikini season. (Unless you're in the Southern Hemisphere or one of those perpetually warm climates, in which case we're totally jealous). As we say goodbye to warm weather and scantily clad beach babes, we'd like to offer up a salute to the some of our favorite girls of summer. Won't you relive some of our favorite celebrity bikini memories with us after the jump? After all: summer doesn't have to end until you want it to.

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Do you want to look as good as Helen Mirren...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:20:21 EDT

Do you want to look as good as Helen Mirren does in a bikini when you're 63 years old? Apparently, all you have to do is put your hand on your forehead—because that's the magical fashion pose that makes everyone look like a supermodel! (Also? Britain really loves their red swimsuits.) (dailymail.co.uk)

Helen Mirren Is Aging Better Than You Are

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:35:57 EDT

We think that what we love most about the summer is how it brings all the hot, young, sexy celebrities out the beach to frolic in their bikinis. You know, girls like Helen Mirren. Wait ... is this the same Helen Mirren who won an Oscar for playing Queen Elizabeth (the old one) and turns 63 years old this month? Because ... dang. She actually looks really good in that two piece! Those aren't even Photoshopped glossy magazine abs either! We guess that's why she's Dame Helen Mirren to you commoners.

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· Helen Mirren the bikini queen reigns supreme at 63 (thisislondon.co.uk)

Helen Mirren has been given an award by...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:54:41 EDT

Helen Mirren has been given an award by the Naturist Society for ... being nude, we guess. That's a pretty noble pursuit, of course, but we had no idea they gave out prizes for it. More importantly, do they need judges? (mirror.co.uk)