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Heidi Klum Is Our Favorite Dessert

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Q: What do you call it when you've got a naked Heidi Klum dripping with chocolate sauce?

· Heidilicious (nudography.com)

You Had Us At "Heidi Klum"

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:30:01 EDT

We're sure there are many of you out there who'd agree with us that Heidi Klum is a work of art who should be installed in a museum (preferably one of those "please touch" museums).

Short of that, though, we're pleased to see that photographer Rankin has chosen to celebrate Heidi in an upcoming photo book, "Heidilicious." Though it won't be out until next month, you can catch a sneak peek in the trailer above. Short of our aforementioned museum idea, we can't think of a better celebration of Heidi's beauty (unless maybe it were also a scratch and sniff book?).

· Buy "Rankin's Heidilicious" (amazon.com)
· Heidi Klum shoot with Rankin (youtube.com, via nudography.com)

Heidi Klum, Master Of Underboob

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Underboob is one of our favorite part of the boob... and Heidi Klum has some seriously nice underboob (which help makes up for the fact that she apparently has no nipples).

· Heidi Klum Showing Her Perfect Underboob (dailypoa.com)

Five Out Of Ten Of The World's Sexiest Women Have Shown Us Their Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:30:25 EST

Another day, another list of the world's sexiest women—this one from E!, who gave top honors to Czech lingerie model Karolina Kurkova. While we were surprised by some of the list's inclusions (and exclusions—no Keeley Hazell??), we were pleased to note that many of the world's most beautiful ladies are quite well known to us—in the boob flashing sense, we mean. We've compiled a list of nip slips and boob shots from the loveliest ladies in the world; join us after the jump for some naked celebrity action.

Karolina Kurkova: No on boobs, but yes on butt.

Bar Rafaeli: Somehow, this girl has remained off the Fleshbot radar (Fleshdar?) for five years. We'll get right on changing that.

Angelina Jolie: Yes. Angelina showed her cans in Cannes—and, you know, got topless a bunch of other times, too.

Gisele Bundchen: Yes. Tits and ass, as a matter of fact.

Scarlett Johansson: No, but we keep hoping!

Adriana Lima: Sort of. There was that "I'm topless my my hair hides everything" GQ cover... and, of course, thefake Adriana Lima sex tape. Half point!

Heidi Klum: Sorta. Had a little nip slip. Another half point.

Penelope Cruz: Yes. Bared her boobs in "Elegy."

Manuela Arcuri: Yes. has a history of posing topless. Nuff said.

Shakira: Nope—and, even worse, she gave up a chance at her very first acting role cause she didn't want to do nudes.

· Model Karolina Kurkova voted world's sexiest woman (news.yahoo.com)

Lingerie "Guitar Hero" Set To Take Over The World

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 10:30:00 EST

Well, it seems that life (or at least marketing) sometimes does imitate porn (or at least porn marketing). In a recently released commercial for "Guitar Hero: World Tour," Heidi Klum dances around in her lingerie playing "Guitar Hero." It's a clear homage to "Risky Business"... but is it also an homage to Penny Flame's "Lingerie Guitar Hero"? We've put both clips after the jump. Judge for yourself.

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· Director's Cut - GHWT Risky Business Heidi Klum (youtube.com)

Marisa Miller (Re)Makes Swimsuit Issue History

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:22:36 EST

Young American horndogs who have already worn out the pages of their latest Victoria's Secret catalog have much to be rejoiceful for this morning as the highly anticipated Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue hits newsstands today. They are also probably grateful to see one of their favorite VS and SI models shining brightly on the cover ... a cover that looks awfully familiar if you ask us.

Swimsuit issue students that we are, we couldn't escape the strange feeling of deja vu we got upon glimpsing Marisa Miller's beaded boob attire. Does it remind anyone else of Daniela Pestova's 2000 cover? Not that we fault Marisa for the homage—after all, she did reveal her habit for re-enacting classic SI shots back in 2004—but the resemblance is uncanny.

Then again, any discussion of who or what is on the cover of a paper magazine seems kind of pointless in this digital age. Especially when you can visit the SI Swimsuit website right now and see hundreds more photos of every model in this year's issue, including race car driver Danica Patrick, the wives of several famous athletes, and even an entire squad's worth of NFL cheerleaders. (Our personal favorites.) Oh, and the supermodels in microscopic (and occasionally non-existent) swimsuits. If you remembered to stock up on canned on goods, even that long walk to the mailbox has become obsolete.

· 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)
· Marisa Miller Previous SI Issues Gallery (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)
· Marisa Miller tribute (goldenfiddle.com)

Um, Heidi Klum, we think you missed a spot...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:00:07 EST

Um, Heidi Klum, we think you missed a spot back there. No, lower. A little lower ... (egotastic.com)

Heidi Klum pours herself into some Jordache...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 19:42:55 EDT

Heidi Klum pours herself into some Jordache jeans ... and now we need to go pour ourselves a stiff drink. (gorillamask.net)

OK, so Heidi Klum isn't exactly "naked"...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 12:18:36 EDT

OK, so Heidi Klum isn't exactly "naked" (at least not in the full-on boob-and-booty baring sense anyway) in the latest issue of Arena Magazine, but she is looking quite refreshed. Good to see that she isn't letting being hot all the time wear her down. (egotastic.com)