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Halle Berry's Breasts To Star In Upcoming Movie

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:30:01 EST

Sure, it's not the first time we've seen Halle Berry's boobs—but can you ever really get tired of seeing something so fantastic?

We just hope this scene makes it into the final version of "Frankie and Alice," and doesn't end up on the cutting room floor—or, worse yet, as some sort of Angelina Jolie-style "naked" bait and switch.

· Halle Berry is a bit nippy in Canada! (bild.de)

Pregnancy has been very good to Halle Berry....

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:40:47 EDT

Pregnancy has been very good to Halle Berry. Or to her bra size, anyway. (egotastic.com)

Wet Spots: Raining Pussycats and Horny Dogs

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:10:28 EDT

· Adjustable breast implants? Love dolls for dogs? Are those nerds at Gizmodo trying to muscle in on our freak turf? (Gizmodo)

· We're a little concerned over the prospect of Jessica Simpson as a Pussycat Doll? Does she know they aren't actual cats? (allheadlinenews.com)

· Halle Berry is no longer interested in flashing her tits, and has decided to show everyone her ass instead. We don't care if she's coming or going. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· This guide to gay bathhouses will come in very handy for straight guys, provided they don't mind being not straight for a few hours. (blogto.com)

Google is a little bit less cool about adult websites than they used to be. If we understood how internet advertising worked, we'd probably be pissed. (avn.com)

· China cracks down on internet naughtiness, but forgets to write a law against nude web chats. To be fair, we didn't think people still did that stuff either. (msnbc.com)

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Morning Wood: Celebrating Pornography's Primary Effects

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:00:15 EDT

· What can you say about Halle Berry in Esquire in her underwear? Perhaps a moment of quiet reflection is in order. (sexypix.thumblogger.com + mannysbabes.blogspot.com + egotastic.com)

· Here's an explanation of the concept of pornography's "secondary effects." We think you're all well aware of the primary one. (firstamendmentcenter.org)

· Want to see a nude painting of Madonna? You'll wish you didn't. (toxicmagazine.com)

· The Sun discovers furries and with them, a whole new world of bad sexual puns. (thesun.co.uk)

· American Apparel does it again. And again, And again. Couldn't they work some balloons into the ad as well? (copyranter.blogspot.com)

· We think the "family condom" concept is brilliant. Every time you break one out, it reminds you of the responsible, stable adulthood you've been working all your life to avoid. (livejournal.com, via Boing Boing)

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