"Naughty Little Asians" Work What Works for Them

Gram Ponante — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:00:24 EDT

Like various of my acquaintances who like to be photographed with not one but two beers, and not one but two middle fingers extended, and not one but two chins propped atop their Phillies jerseys, the stars of "Naughty Little Asians" exploit stereotypes by not only wearing scholars' glasses but posing with not one but two adding machines.

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I love this picture more than any other. I love it more than the Times Square on VJ Day picture.

Disembodied wang
Bespectacled girl on mat
Don't hog the bathroom!

It's hard to figure out just what makes these Asians naughty. The pubic hair? The look of determination? It is a puzzlement.

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The Ignominious Return Of Porn Review Haikus: International MILF Edition

Gram Ponante — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:20:57 EDT

"Slutty fuck toys give in to their dripping wet desires and take a deep dicking that is nothing short of spectacular. Cock crazed cuties get a pussy pounding that leaves their steamy slits red and raw," reads the Grammy-winning liner notes of "Mommy, Granny & Me"—which tells us nothing about the three generations of compounded shame within. Hence this haiku:

For nine Thanksgivings
Granny just basted herself
It's why Grandpa died.

More versification after the jump.

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Greek MILF

Hellenistic MILF
Minotaurs are flaking like
Spanikopita.

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Bubble Butt Mothers 4

Fairy conveyance
Waving wands in bubble butts:
Are you a good witch?

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"Naughty Little Asians" Work What Works for Them

The Ignominious Return Of Porn Review Haikus: International MILF Edition