Make a beeline to your local newsstand and pick up the January 2010 issue of GQ. in the future, when Rihanna's rack is recognized for the national treasure that it is, this humble magazine cover is bound to be worth something. (And if it's not, at least you'll have a hot picture of Rihanna to savor when the technopocalypse renders the internet—and all the sexy pix contained within—a mere memory.)

[And for a hint of what lies within the issue, check the other photos below.]

· Rated X: Rihanna's naughty makeover continues with topless GQ covershoot (dailymail.co.uk)
· Rihanna Goes Topless For GQ's January 2010 Issue (Jezebel)

In an article titled "Pornos, Art, and Nietzsche," German GQ breaks down the basics of Sasha Grey. She's a pornstar. She's an actress. She's hot. She's philosophically and musically inclined. Little by little, the world will fall under her multi-faceted charms. The day will come when you can go to any country on Earth, say "Sasha Grey," and someone will buy you a drink.

Photos by Cellina von Mannstein, via GQ-Shooting - Sasha Grey (gq-magazin.de)

By now, you've probably seen the breathtaking photo spread of January Jones in November's GQ Magazine. Supposedly, quite a few people have been murmuring about the cover photo (seen above), and whether or not GQ enhanced Ms. Jones' breasts to make them look bigger. GQ released a quick rebuttal last Thursday saying the accusations are false. Still, some folks continue to sip the hater-ade.

Anyhow, altered or not, you should enjoy the following photos.

· Photos via GQ.com. (gq.com)

· Olivia Wilde (egotastic.com)

Despite GQ's promises of Lily Allen being "laid bare," most of the preview photos we've seen are not particularly naked. But we must admit that we're pretty fond of this intro shot. Even if it appears that they may have photoshopped out Ms. Allen's telltale third nipple.

· Sneak Peek: GQ Men of the Year (cerosmedia.com)

· Lydia Hearst Goes Topless In Classy European Fashion (Gawker)
· Photos via Egotastic (egotastic.com)

Say what you will about her reality show or her skills as her porn performer, but you can't deny that the girl has one amazing ass. And for that alone, we will always, always love her.

· Mine and Reggie's first photo shoot together in GQ! (kimkardashian.celebuzz.com)
· Pics, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush Almost Naked for GQ (aceshowbiz.com)

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· Jennifer Aniston Nude in GQ Magazine (egotastic.com)

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• "Megan Fox Was a Teenage Lesbian!" (men.style.com)
• See more: Megan Fox @ torontopics.com

You'd be forgiven for thinking as we did that a backstage report from a Victoria's Secret fashion show would feature acres of (even more) exposed supermodel flesh and perky pink areolas peeking out of their fancy bras and lace corsets. But alas, the photographers who covered the event for the latest issue of the UK edition of GQ didn't have quite as generous all-access privileges as we might have hoped; some of the pictures show the models wearing even more clothes than they did on the catwalk. Still, let's not forget that when it comes to Victoria's Secret, being fully dressed for work is a relative term—so try not to be too upset when you don't end up seeing anything more of Adriana Lima or Gisele Bundchen than you would in a regular catalogue or thirty second TV commercial. For that, we guess you'll just have to wait for another fake sex tape to surface or something.

· "Photos of Victoria's Secret Models in June, 2007 GQ Magazine" (bastardly.com)

Previously: Morning Wood: Gisele's Secret Is Out, Victoria's Secret Holiday Fashion Show, Victoria's Secret Video Time Capsule, Victoria's Secret Megapost, (Definitely Not The) Adriana Lima Sex Tape