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Ginger Lynn Returns, Briefly

Gram Ponante — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:28:53 EDT

I'm so accustomed to immediately disregarding the MILF label that I was unprepared for Ginger Lynn who, in Tom Byron's porn for the gently-aged "Seasoned Players 4," looks exactly like my junior high school art teacher did lo those two years ago. Ginger Lynn first worked with Byron (read: had sex with on camera) in 1983 on her first day in the business.

"It's been a while," remarked Byron. "You have shorter hair now" (the picture above is from The Eighties).

"I didn't know how to be sexy then," she said. "I was wearing Cocksucker Red lipstick."

This is not a full-fledged return for Lynn, who hosts a show (with Christy Canyon) on Playboy Radio, but she did perform a special nostalgic service for Byron in this video, which also features Kylie Ireland, Keisha, and Amber Lynn (no relation).

"I believed you licked my ass that first day," recalled Byron. "So this is like Muhammed Ali and George Foreman's 'Rumble in the Bunghole'."

· Ginger Lynn (gingerlynn.com)
· Tom Byron Pictures (evolutiondist.com)
· Buy "Seasoned Players 4" (tlavideo.com)

Ten Great Moments In Porn Comedy

Fleshbot — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:16:44 EDT

Think that there's no such thing as real porn on YouTube anymore? Well, uh ... there really isn't, but these ten clips from classic porn flicks and other pornstar sightings in mainstream media should at least keep you amused enough to forget about the good old days when YouTube was something you could actually jerk off to instead of just laugh at. And you really haven't lived until you've seen Christy Canyon looking like she's about to throw up after a jog in the park or a pre-plastic surgery Jenna Jameson demonstrate a handy household cleaning tip using a baking soda solution and a silver candlestick. After all, there are plenty of other places you can go to watch pornstars do other stuff.

· Sight Gags: 10 Comedic Pornstar Moments (uber.com)

Previously: The Hidden Dangers Of Porn, Mondo Porn: The Wacky Side Of Smut, DVD Review: "Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes"

Win a Date With Kylie Ireland And Ginger Lynn

Gram Ponante — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 23:00:00 EDT

Today's below-drinking-age porn starlets have fans, but advanced-in-dirtiness biker harlots Kylie Ireland and Ginger Lynn have fans. The pair are auctioning off a double date on eBay in support of their friend Nicki Hunter's medical expenses. The auction closes March 30. Hunter will also be the beneficiary of proceeds from A Very Special Porn Star Karaoke this evening in beautiful roadside Burbank.

Ireland and Lynn will not divulge the location of the dinner, or even if dinner will be eaten. - GP

· Win a Date with Ginger And Kylie (ebay.com)
· Nicki Hunter (nickihunter.com)
· Porn Star Karaoke @ Sardo's Bar (sardosbar.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch: Nikki Hunter Takes on Big C, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive