Just give it, like, 38 seconds, and you'll see what we mean.

·Ice and Sexy (front.co.uk)

Fans of shouting out grocery store prices at complete strangers (and yodeling) are no doubt in morning today, as CBS airs Bob Barker's final episode as the host of "The Price Is Right." (If you're stuck at work today, you can catch it tonight in primetime.) The legendary putter—and notorious ladies man, if you'll recall—is stepping down after 35 years and thousands of new cars, but what we're most concerned about is the fate of his greatest television innovation, Barker's Beauties. Bob could never have given away all those dinette sets and Hawaiian vacations without the able-bodied assistance of his harem of statuesque babes, who took smiling, pointing, and generous hand flourishes to a whole other level. Unlike us, Bob was even lucky enough to know at least one of these ladies in the most intimate of ways, which considering that he was pushing 70 at the time, is more than deserving of a polite hat tip. We don't know what kind of custody battle will ensue after his departure, but here's hoping the Beauties will live on in form as well as spirit. We think Bob would have wanted it that way.

· The Price is Right Models Galleries (tpirmodels.com, via complex.com)
· Bob Barker's final appearance today
· Nude BB galleries: Nikki Schieler Ziering, Heather Kozar, Cindy Margolis + Dian Parkinson
· List of Barker's Beauties (Wikipedia)

Previously: Blast From The (TV) Past: The Popsicle Twins, Strip For Pain: "America's Most Dangerous Game Show", Japanese Game Show Showdown

Speaking of oral fixations, our recent jaunts around teh internets led us to this classic clip of one the great infamous moments of television history—if you consider anything that happened on The Gong Show to be a great moment, that is. Since you probably don't spend a whole lot of time watching game show reruns, you may have never actually caught the notorious Popsicle Twins, the act that almost single-handedly doomed the Gong to an early cancellation grave. (Well, them and Jamie Farr.) Like many of the things your parents like to warn you about, it's not nearly as salacious as it's usually described, but keep in mind this was the late 1970s. American Idol hadn't been invented yet, so young people sucking on stage just wasn't as popular as it is today. (What? Too easy?)

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· Gong Show - Have You Got A Nickel (YouTube)
· The Gong Show (Wikipedia)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup: This Week Really Sucks, 40,000 Blowjobs: Vote For Tania Derveaux!, Video Playpen: Girls Licking