Porn and video games are like chocolate and peanut butter: you might be allergic to one or the other, but when you put them together it creates something novel and entertaining. There have certainly been sexual video games before, but never before has Kink.com been a part of the experience. As Violet Blue points out, "the staff at Kink are—as we all know—all about the 'safe, sane, consensual' aspects of BDSM, fetishes and kinky sex; plus have a very diverse and inclusive LGBTQ staff, so it's not your average endeavor."

What would the world be like if Kink weren't bogged down by laws, physics, or the Geneva Conventions? Only time will tell. For some additional screenshots, be sure to check out Violet Blue's article. If you want to start spanking, banging, shafting, dominating, and yiffing (yes, yiffing), you need to enter the world of 3D Kink.

· 3D Kink (3dkink.com)
· 3D Kink - "second life for sex" - launches! (tinynibbles.com)

Apparently, a 60-year-old man was arrested, brought to trial and found guilty of goosing Minnie Mouse at Disney World. Yes, with his grandkids watching, he grabbed Minnie's titties right before someone snapped a photo and then, just for good measure, squeezed her ass. If the defendant, Mr. John Moyer, is a furry, does that mean he's being persecuted on basis of sexual orientation? If Minnie cannot speak, does that mean her right to say "no" is considered null and void? Or is it considered null and void because she's a mouse?

We concede, he was very wrong. We wouldn't want someone's grandpa coming to our job and feeling us up either.

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· Man Sentenced For Groping Minnie Mouse! (thefrisky.com)
· Thumbnail via Best Week Ever | VH1 Official Site (bestweekever.tv)

No, you're not imagining things: you've just entered the world of furries, documented in Michael Cogliantry's "Furverts," a whimsical board book with twelve photos of hot fursuit action. Depending on your inclinations, the book is either an amusing look at an oft misunderstood sexual subculture or a Kama Sutra for the furry set; either way, we invite you to take a peek at the action inside.

· Buy "Furverts" (amazon.com)

Problem: Global warming causes temperatures to rise (duh), so seasons change earlier than they used to and certain animals that operate on sexual instinct are therefore fucking at the wrong time of year. We didn't really understand why that was a bad thing until even dumber animals that also operate on sexual instinct (a.k.a. humans) dressed up like real animals and started humping each other in the park. They can't even get the species right anymore, because we've got sheep mounting honeybees, squirrels attacking pigs, and sunflowers getting head from who knows what. And all of this is somehow supposed to make people in Britain ride more trains. If the worst thing that results from excess CO2 emissions is a furry party in Hyde Park, maybe buying that SUV isn't such a big deal after all.

· Sex Party (YouTube, via adgabber.com)

· "Japanese Furry Rape Porn" (wacky-japan.com)
· "Cartoon Character Costume Rape" (screencap gallery @ dmm.co.jp)

Previously: Overly Specific Japanese Fetish Videos: The Return!, More Overly Specific Japanese Fetish Videos, Overly Specific Japanese Fetish Videos, Japanese Armpit Fetish Videos, Manon Productions: Wet and Messy Videos, Total Media Agency

Are you ready to hear about the brand-new, completely unknown, but totally hot new fetish that is sweeping the world UK three or four bedrooms? Obnoxious frat boys have been joking for decades about girls that require "double bagging," but now perverted sexual fiends actually are putting bags over their heads during sex ... and loving it! Yesterday, The Sun of London breathless published this hard-hitting investigative report about the members of this "secretive sexual club" engaging in the "bizarre new sex game" where partners cover their heads or their lover's head with masks, pillowcases, and yes—even the proverbial brown paper bag. So hot! And how brave of The Sun to blow the lid (or bag?) off this totally underground phenomenon. We guess we just imagined all those gas masks wearers, cosplayers, furries, bondage slaves, blindfold fans, and um ... paper bag enthusiasts we run across in the past. Not to mention folks who just, you know, fuck with the lights off. We eagerly await the flood of new bagging paysites and sex shop paper products to overwhelm our inbox, but for now at least, C-list late-night talk show guests will have plenty of easy joke fodder to keep us occupied.

· "We love new sex craze bagging" (thesun.co.uk)
· Clip via Red Eye (foxnews.com)

Previously: Wild Gasmasks: Get Your (Kinky) Head On Straight, Nudes Masked

So, say you're like a rubber jackal, and they drop some tear gas into your den, and you totally don't have a gas mask that matches your ensemble? Well, it seems that Wild Gasmasks has you, um, covered from head to... paws. We were, of course, gravely disappointed to learn on the site that their masks aren't for actual emergencies, perhaps then, just for the made-up kind. We didn't find any nudity or sexual activity per se on their site, but to not include the decidedly adult nature of what the gas mask aficionados here are barking about in our virtual bestiary of fetish activities would make us remiss in our duties to bring you to our level. Plus, we think one of these would be stunning for our office "Fetish Friday" dress code, and we totally ruined our rubber anorak by putting it in the dryer. -V. Blue

· Wild Gasmasks (wildgasmasks.com)

Previously: Rate My Gas Mask, Emily in Bondage, Toxxxy (And Friends), Fur After Dark, BondoFox Gallery

· What can you say about Halle Berry in Esquire in her underwear? Perhaps a moment of quiet reflection is in order. (sexypix.thumblogger.com + mannysbabes.blogspot.com + egotastic.com)

· Here's an explanation of the concept of pornography's "secondary effects." We think you're all well aware of the primary one. (firstamendmentcenter.org)

· Want to see a nude painting of Madonna? You'll wish you didn't. (toxicmagazine.com)

· The Sun discovers furries and with them, a whole new world of bad sexual puns. (thesun.co.uk)

· American Apparel does it again. And again, And again. Couldn't they work some balloons into the ad as well? (copyranter.blogspot.com)

· We think the "family condom" concept is brilliant. Every time you break one out, it reminds you of the responsible, stable adulthood you've been working all your life to avoid. (livejournal.com, via Boing Boing)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives