Fleshbot: straight, fun with photoshop

Ah yes, remember those heady days of celebrity...

Jonnobot — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:55:32 EDT

Ah yes, remember those heady days of celebrity x-ray photo enhancements? Grab your copy of Photoshop—and maybe a box of tissues—and experience the giddy thrill of looking at Pam Anderson's and Britney Spears' boobs under their clothes all over again ... for the first time. Some things just never get old! (thighswideshut.org)

When Porn (Still) Isn't Porn

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 20 May 2008 11:55:56 EDT

Porn pictures that have been digitally enhanced into a state of glossy hyperrealistic perfection are nothing new—but what are we to make of porn pictures that are digitally enhanced to the point of not being pornographic anymore? We're not sure if the anonymous author of this blog lifted these creations from a certain thread at Something Awful a while back or created them him/herself, but as far as we're concerned they're still among the best things we've come across since lolpr0n. (And those examples which are not only Photoshopped and Painted beyond recognition but have lolpr0n captions too? Even better!

· ex-porn pictures (exporn.blogspot.com)

Previously: When Porn Isn't Porn, Unporn, Non Porn Zone, Porn Remixes, Porn, Not, SFW Porn

If you thought Keira Knightley looked suspiciously...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:45:59 EDT

If you thought Keira Knightley looked suspiciously busty in that new Chanel ad, there's other people who agree with you. Like Keira Knightley. It's amazing what the right shadows will do for you. (news.com.au)
See update here.

Comics, porn ... it can be hard to choose...

Lux Nightmare — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:00:23 EDT

Comics, porn ... it can be hard to choose between the two sometimes, but never fear because SugarBank has combined the formats with results that are rather, um ... special. It's the best of both worlds ... or Sam Sugar has simply lost his mind, we're not sure yet. (sugarbank.com)

As this completely unknown and unsourced...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:40:53 EDT

As this completely unknown and unsourced instruction manual makes plainly clear, you are allowed to fuck your clone/doppleganger, provided you take the necessary precautions. What a relief! (aboutcolonblank.com, via sexoteric.com)

Is there a conspiracy afoot to keep Jessica...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 10:40:24 EDT

Is there a conspiracy afoot to keep Jessica Simpson's exposed vag covered up? We vow to get to the, uh ... bottom of this. (hollywoodtuna.com)

Eros Blog examines the strange case of the...

Fleshbot — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:15:28 EDT

Eros Blog examines the strange case of the Playboy model who lost her belly button; even if it's just an urban legend, it's at least nice to know that omphalophobic porn fans have something they can still call their very own. (erosblog.com)

Selfkiss: Hot You On You Action

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:06:55 EDT

"Go fuck yourself" or some variation on the phrase is one of the more popular zingers in the English language, but outside of a few very flexible individuals, it's pretty much a physical impossibility. In the virtual world, of course, anything can happen and often does, as this artistic French photo series proves. It's a portfolio of images featuring folks kissing themselves. Not their twin or someone who happens to look like them—it is them, in a passionate embrace with the one person who they are closest to. We know this probably wasn't meant to be porny, but you don't need a twin fetish to look through these pictures and think there's something pretty hot about them. Is it gay? Is it incest? Is it masturbation? Is it the ultimate fantasy for anyone who ever got out of the shower, caught themselves in the mirror and thought, "Damn, I'd like to get with that!" Plus, we just know that there's got to be a hardcore version of this concept out there somewhere ... or there will be soon. A taboo like this is too good to pass up.

· SelfKiss (pupsam.free.fr, via Otomano)

Previously: My X Fantasy: Make Your Own Porn!, Fantasybox: Sexy Photomanipulations by Axl, Samarel Erotic Art, How To: Make Your Own Facials, Image/Imagine

The Adventures Of Carol

Fleshbot — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:39:46 EDT

At first glance, we didn't see anything too unusual about this Flickr photostream: it seemed like just your usual assortment of busty babe bikini pics and a few shots of hot girls kissing each other. (And we all know that Flickr streams like that are a dime a dozen.) Then we looked a little closer and saw that someone (most likely the stream's owner) had carefully inserted a tarted-up male face (most likely his own) onto all those deliciously curvy female bodies, thus making things a whole lot more interesting ... if slightly creepy. His Photoshop skills are pretty admirable, though, and as far as hobbies go it beats painting tasteful watercolors of sunsets or something. And if your secret fantasies involve being a large-breasted glamour girl, we guess it's a less messy and expensive alternative to having to deal with all those implants and hormone injections.

· markh268's photos (flickr.com - thanks Shawn)

Previously: Creepy Porn by Dana Christian, My X Fantasy: Make Your Own Porn!, Image/Imagine, Mocktoad's Transformations, Errall Amputee Fantasy Art, Pretty Macho