We feel fairly certain that we played no small part in her decision to do porn—doubtless, we played a very large part, and we hope that when Ivy's a big ol' star, she remembers just how important dear Fleshbot was to getting the ball rolling. Ivy! You can send our royalty checks to the New York office, okay? And make sure they're made out to our legal name... Cash.

· Ivy Mokhov and Princess Donna (wiredpussy.com)

Sure, there are probably still some reasons to have sex with a human (they haven't made a bukkakebot yet, have they?), but Sasha Grey does make a very, very convincing argument for taking a walk on the wired side. And by "argument" we mean "orgasm."

· Fucking Machines (fuckingmachines.com)

That's sledd's co-winning entry for Photo #1 above; see the rest after the jump.

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Teh Winnrz!!!1!

Photo #1 (Co-Winner):

- by Otiose

Photo #2:

- by QuinnM32

Photo #3:

-by Nobilis

Honorable Mention:

- by Xniphobe

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Everyone else: Look for another Fleshbot LOLprOn contest, coming soon ... kthxbaai!!!1!

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Even though we've recently been told that every time someone says "I can haz" god kills a kitten, we still believe in our hearts (and squishy bits) that the full potential for applying LOLspeak to photos of girls having their pussies stuffed by robots until they squirt with orgasmic glee has yet to be tapped. So we're tapping it ... with your help!

All you have to do is make us laugh until we choke on our mouthfuls of gummi boobs ... and you'll win a free membership to the deliriously excellent Fucking Machines.com (which is now viewable in PicLens 3D format for added hotness).

Select one of the three large images below and tell us your LOLcaption in the comments for this post, (Don't forget to tell us which image you're captioning.) Even better, use one of them to create your own LOLporn pic and upload that as your comment. We'll announce the winners next week and will contact you via your Fleshbot comments account page to get you your prize. (First time commenter? Go here to register.)

For inspiration, see where it all began ... or where we made it end up.

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· Image #1:

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And for even more inspiration ...

· Fleshbot Exclusive: Fucking Machines Gallery (fleshbot.com)
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