Thighmaster Sexerciser Gives Us Pussies of Steel

Violet Blue — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:15:30 EST

Okay, technically the "us" in the title is only a fraction of the Fleshbot staff, but it happens to be the fraction pressing "publish" right now—with my rock-hard glutes, titanium clit, utterly toned thighs and vagina of steel (patent pending). It's all thanks to the Thigh Exerciser Sex Toy, which has nothing on Fonda or Summers, but everything on us porn bloggers who drool over hot babes all day eating nothing but penis, vagina and anus shaped novelty treats (save the occasional Penis Pasta carb infusion, for which we'll really need to flap our thighs with this thing to work off). Sure, they're all at AEE right now, but I'm working out, though I may accidentally crush my next dildo into dust. Now, if I could just get this thing to shoot a death ray from the ThighMaster housing when I flex, my work here is done.

· Thigh Exerciser Sex Toy (homemade-sex-toys.com)

Previously: Flesh Flicks: Workout Partners, Miss Candy's Domination Training: No Pain, No Gain, Sexercises!

Miss Candy's Domination Training: No Pain, No Gain

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 09 May 2007 15:32:12 EDT

We understand the dilemma: You want to exercise more, but you just can't find a way to stay motivated. Waking up at 4:30 in the morning so you can punish your body with situps and lunges just doesn't sound appealing. What you need is a personal trainer who isn't afraid to whip you into shape, literally—and maybe even slap you around a bit, twist your nipples into purple oblivion, or perhaps shove a high-heeled leather boot into your face. All of those fitness techniques are on the agenda when you're working out with Miss Candy, a Seattle-based BDSM personal trainer who uses all her skills as both a certified PT and an expert dominatrix to push your body further than you ever imagined. If you thought your pilates instructor was a sadist, try doing pushups with Miss Candy riding your back. You get all the punishment and twice the fun—and a great set of abs to boot! (By the way, if you know of any trainers in your area who offer the same services, let us know; Miss Candy can only improve so many people at once.)

· Miss Candy - D/s Personal Training (info + galleries @ misscandypt.com, via SugarBank)
· Miss Candy's Blog (misscandypt.blogspot.com)
· Thumbnail photo by Malixe (malixe.com)

Previously: Body Builder Porn, Flesh Flicks: Sexxx Training Camp, Sexercises!, Naked Training

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Thighmaster Sexerciser Gives Us Pussies of Steel

Miss Candy's Domination Training: No Pain, No Gain