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Spring Into Fall On The Fleshbot Calendar

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 08:35:58 EDT

Ah, autumn! Do you need a way to celebrate? If you're in the Bay Area, you can check out the Arse Elektronika conference this weekend and learn once and for all if androids do sleep with electric sheep — or if they just go home alone like the rest of us. If you're in Europe, there's no better way to get into the autumn spirit (or wrap up the Webmaster Access Europe gathering) than with some good old fashioned Oktoberfest action. And if you're somewhere else? Well, you can always check the Fleshbot Calendar and find out what you can do to keep busy this season besides jumping in big piles of leaves ...

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Follow this link to bookmark ... and keep sending us your events to calendar AT fleshbot DOT com.

See Into The Future With The Fleshbot Calendar

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:20:00 EDT

Do you know what you're doing this weekend? Or next? Can any of us really know what the future holds given the impermanence of our existence? (We still don't trust that Large Hadron Collider one bit.) If the Earth continues to turn for another week or so, there's plenty of stuff to do and you just might find something that suits you on the Fleshbot Calendar. You could take in this weekend's Burlesque Festival in New York or next week's Arse Elektronika conference in San Francisco or you could just sit in your room and ponder the vastness of space and time. Just try not to miss work on Monday.

You can access the Fleshbot Calendar at any time, but following this link and keep sending your events to calendar at fleshbot dot com.

This Week On The Fleshbot Calendar: How To Relive Your Misspent Youth

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 09:30:27 EDT

Next week, the Clinton Street Theater in Portland will be hosting a special screening of two hardcore porn classics from the '70s and '80s on the big screen ... and on real film! (Afterward, you can head across town and catch "The Dark Cock.") How would you know about this? Because it's on the Fleshbot Calendar, of course!

There's all kinds of pervy events to choose from, from the upcoming Cinekink program in NYC to next weekend's Internext Expo in Hollywood, FL. And they're taking place all over the world. So check it out and see if there's something that suits your fancy.

If you want your own event included here, send your announcements to calendar [at] fleshbot [dot] com. Bookmark this link to visit whenever you like or check out the mini version below.

Fleshbot Calendar

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:56:24 EDT

Summer doldrums got you down? Has the humidity drained your sweat glands and your will to live? Maybe you can find a way to cool off—and then maybe sweat some more—by staying indoors! Check out upcoming sex- and porn-related events on the Fleshbot Calendar ... and be sure to submit your own to calendar [at] fleshbot [dot] com.

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Fleshbot Calendar Helps Keep Your Life Sexy

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:05:41 EDT

Planning something kinky this weekend? Maybe a trip to your favorite strip club, followed by a flogging party or two? Or maybe you're just hoping to ogle a pornstar up close? Check out the Fleshbot Events Calendar and see if something strikes your fancy ... though in the case of a flogging party hopefully you'll get more than just your fancy struck. (And remember to submit your own events to calendar [at] fleshbot [dot] com so everyone can join the fun.)

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Introducing The Fleshbot Calendar: These Are The Days Of Our Smut

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:10:08 EDT

Although Team Fleshbot is a multi-headed Hydra of porn blogging fury, we cannot be in all places at all times. And due to certain contractual obligations we're only allowed out of the house once a day for fifteen monutes. But that doesn't mean you have to be stuck on the couch too, waiting for us to deliver your filth—you can go outside and find it yourself! The world is filled with parties, autograph signings, movie openings, parties, meet and greets, parties and many other sex and porn related events, and although we can't cover all of them we still want you to know when they're happening. Which is why we came up with something we're going to call the Fleshbot Calendar. Catchy, right?

OK, so it might look a little sparse at the moment (we do want to cover more than what's happening on the coasts, you know), but that's were you come in: If you have a sexy porn event—or a porny sex event—that you'd us to include, drop us a note at calendar (AT) fleshbot (DOT) com and our magical computer gerbils will add it to the list. Maybe someday they'll even get aorund to making it a pin-up version ... but then no one would look at the dates, would they?

· Fleshbot Calendar (google.com)