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A group in the Ukraine has been passing...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:30:37 EDT

A group in the Ukraine has been passing out fake Euro bills with adorable little prostitutes hidden in the design, which is supposed to convince women not to do it, we guess? Then again, reminding women that they can earn lots of Euros by selling sex might not have the intended effect. (telegraph.co.uk, via Sexoteric)

"Barcelona Sex Project": Real People, Real Orgasms

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:45:00 EDT

During our time on this job, we've found that the best way to get people to talk about their sex lives is simply to ask them. (Or don't, because most of them will tell you even if you don't want to know.) But an even better way to learn about what makes folks tick sexually is to get them in front of a camera, find out what they're into ... and then maybe have them get naked and masturbate in front of you. That seems to have worked for director Erika Lust and her latest effort, "Barcelona Sex Project." Three men and three women talk about their private lives and sexual feelings and then oblige the audience with an on-camera orgasm. It's simple, it's honest, and way more interesting than any "Real World" confessional. (Watch the trailer below.)

· BARCELONA SEX PROJECT (dailymotion.com)
· BARCELONA SEX PROJECT (lustfilms.com, via pussycalor.com)

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Previously: Erika Lust's Cinco Historias: Porno Para Ellas

Torok Dora may be Hungarian and/or Czech...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:04:44 EDT

Torok Dora may be Hungarian and/or Czech or possibly both, but she definitely belongs in the European Union of Superbabes. Yes, that does exist. We hear their parliamentary meetings are quite engaging. (dailypoa.com)

Behind The Iron Smut Curtain: A Peek At East Germany's Military Porn

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:58:23 EDT

We ordered you to bring us footage from the vaults of the East German military's secret porn stash ... and fortunately a good and loyal citizen who is not afraid to inform on fellow internet residents has obeyed our wishes. We will be sure to mention this in our report to the commandant. The rest of you should think about your commitment to our glorious state more closely as you check out this ~~Dutch~~* Danish news report with selected outtakes from the Stasi porn files we mentioned last week. We can't understand a word that's being said (translations are welcome in the comments), but we have learned two things. 1) these films are much better than anything created by a communist-funded propaganda arm should be and 2) ~~Dutch~~* Danish news programs are way cooler than ours are.

· "Porno i den østtyske sikkerhedstjeneste" (dr.dk - thanks L; *corrected, because we tend to get everyone north of Switzerland confused ... thanks all!)
Previously: East Germany's Military Porn Factory Had Ways Of Making You Fap

Police in The Netherlands are recommending...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:45:00 EDT

Police in The Netherlands are recommending that sex be allowed in all public parks. (Dogs, however, must be securely leashed.) We think that's great—after all, we've been picnicing in our bedrooms for ages now, so it's only fair. (nisnews.nl)

Viv Thomas' Babe Of The Year 2008

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:53:50 EST

Finding babes on the internet these days is not really that difficult, but choosing one to rise above and lead them all is a considerable challenge. Thankfully, European babe wrangler Viv Thomas is determined to settle the question once again with his 2008 Babe of the Year contest. Last year's winner Nella is apparently a victim of term limits and is not eligible, but lots of your favorite pornstars and babelog beauties like Penny Flame, Sylvia Saint and Eufrat (pictured above with the reigning champ) are. So stand up for the one you believe in — because what's the point of doing anything without a shiny award to prove you're good at it?

· Babe of the Year - the hottest porn star in Europe? (babe-of-the-year.com)

Previously: Nella, Babe Of The Year (Officially), Viv Thomas Explores "Tales Of The Clit"

Basshunter's Orgy: This Week In Scandinavian Pop Star Sex Scandals

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:52:22 EST

Our knowledge of Swedish pop acts and their relative placements on the UK singles charts has been a little rusty ever since ABBA broke up, but thankfully the occasional update still finds its way into our inbox. What makes these updates even better is that they often contain other nuggets of trivia—like amateur sex photos of the pop star and his friends, or status updates on our favorite Norwegian beauty contestant turned hardcore pornstar, Aylar Lie. Sometimes we get both in the same update!

It seems someone calling himself Basshunter has shot to No. 1 in Britain with a song called, "Now You're Gone," which was helped along by a video staring Aylar as a sexy club girl. (Even if she is depressingly clothed throughout.) Folks overseas don't appear too shocked to learn about her more exciting past, but they are a little stunned to learn she's not the only internet sex star attached to this hit. Mr. Basshunter—may we call him Bass?—has his own set of rowdy pics that were snapped during a drunken orgy with friends at his parent's house and mysteriously uploaded to the interweb.

It's obvious that those Europeans are just so much more blasé about this sort of thing, as evidenced by Basshunter's explanation for his antics. When asked how he feels about the whole world watching him get it on, his response was simple—"I like very much to use my penis." No one can argue with that logic.
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· Basshunter : "Now You're Gone" (YouTube)
· "Basshunter Girl's Porn Past" (mtv.co.uk)
· Basshunter Sex Pictures (diabolik.tv - thanks Stuart)
· "I like very much to use my penis." (interview @ popjustice.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Classic Edition: Revisiting Aylar Lie, Aylar Photo Shoot

A couple entertained passengers at a Danish...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:37:01 EST

A couple entertained passengers at a Danish railway station by having "sexual relations" in the waiting room, but weren't arrested because they somehow performed the entire act without take their clothes off. If that's the case, then we're not sure they were doing it right. (news.com.au)

So why are European condom ads so much better...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 17:02:54 EDT

So why are European condom ads so much better than American ones? Oh, right ... because we only have sex to make babies so only whores and drug dealers need latex baggies. How silly of us. (Gawker)

European Glamour Girls Sex Up Our Global Village

Fleshbot — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 15:13:42 EDT

Glamour models in Europe apparently look an awful lot like our own domestic glamour product, except for the fact that they're, you know, European. Then again, the European definition of "glamour"—at least on photographer Martin Krakes's succinctly named EuropeanGlamourGirls.com—also seems to include the showing of pink bits in addition to the usual T&A ... but you won't hear us complaining about that either. While the site has several interesting features that set it apart from many of the other Eurobabe showcases we've come across (like being able to sort through the models based on their hair color, popularity, or, uh, birthdates), that soulful sax soundtrack that accompanies the teaser video on every single page of the preview tour isn't one of them, so we recommend you turn down the sound on your computer before persuing the generous selection of high-quality sample photos and behind-the-scenes model shoot videos. Soulful soundtracks aside, this whole globalization thing is looking hotter to us every day.

· European Glamour Girls (membership previews @ europeanglamourgirls.com)
· Thumbnail star: Nella gets ready for her closeup

Morning Wood: Ugly American Alert

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 23 May 2007 11:43:27 EDT

· Nell McAndrew celebrates the end of the European football (sorry, soccer) season with a patriotic bikini show. You know, the sport really is more exciting than we Americans want to admit. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

· Speaking of cultural differences, another American tourist ruins it for the rest of us by wandering around Germany naked and acting like he didn't know any better. Wow, we really can be obnoxious, can't we? (iol.co.za)

· "Disciplined" firefighters were "tied up" but still managed to "whip" the blaze into submission after a bondage parlor catches fire. Someone at that newspaper had a fun day at work. (theage.com.au)

· Are we crazy or are the new girls dishing about pubic hair in their very first week? We knew with a name like Jezebel that they had to be a little bit dirty. (Just don't muscle in on our turf!) (Jezebel)

· Conservatives think the porn industry is in bed with the MPAA. They'd probably find that amusing, if this story hadn't been given a NC-17 rating. (avn.com)

· Can working at a sex shop in Texas really get you registered as a sex offender? Only if you're doing it right, apparently. (familybadge.org)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives