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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? It's Not A Tumor Edition

Gram Ponante — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:10:04 EDT

You might as well face it: Rocco Siffredi is—and rightfully so—the world's most popular male porn star. But that does not mean his "Puppet Master" DVD doesn't look terrifying, what with the head of that Robert Palmer video girl growing like an abscess out of that crawly girl. And what does that picture have to do with puppets?

Please rename this porn movie in a fashion that fits with the box photo and you shall be praised on high next week in the same way that last week's winner was: in these five hyperlinked words.

· Evil Angel (evilangel.com)
· Buy "Puppet Master" (gamelink.com)

Anneta Keys And The International Language Of Zucchini

Gram Ponante — Thu, 15 May 2008 21:20:23 EDT

Pierre Woodman's "The Perfectionist 2" arrived recently and we looked at the large back cover photo of Anneta Keys in a French Maid's outfit and thought, "Oui." It was only today that we discovered that the movie was recorded in Magyar (or something) and then dubbed in Spanish, so all we could figure out was "Trabajantes sexuales." But we didn't give up-Anneta gave us something everyone could understand.

"The Perfectionist 2" has something to do with languid and thin European women and spies and the Mafia. Then we meet Anneta. Why she is in an empty kitchen we don't know. Why the only food in an otherwise empty kitchen is a zucchini we don't know. So we made something up.

"I regard this zucchini with the same icy indifference with which I regard my men."

"I lick this zucchini with the same icy indifference with which I lick my men."

"I'm a French maid!"

"You'll do. Oh yes: you'll do. What was that line from 'Babe'? 'That'll do, Pig. That'll do.' Ha ha ha. 'A pig who thinks he's a dog.' This is a zucchini who thinks it's a cock."

"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"

"My friend gave me only one bottle (of PermaSoft), and now it's gone. Please, send me more Permasoft."

· Woodman Entertainment (wood-ent.com)
· Buy "The Perfectionist 2" (adultdvdempire.com)

Flesh Flicks: Studying At The "Russian Institute"

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:40:18 EST

And while we're talking hot schoolgirls today ... allow this post to be your (and our) introduction to the fabulous "Russian Institute," the kind of posh all-girls boarding school where everyone speaks French, looks like they just stepped out of a t.A.T.u. video, and the new students spend their first day getting felt up by roommates and anally probed in front of their teachers. (Plus, parents who send their kids there get lots of free time to fuck their chauffeurs in peace.) You can follow more of the story elsewhere—which is up to at least 9 or 10 DVD volumes, so you know it can only get better—but we've got the first two opening installments right here. If anyone ever wonders why the American educational system lags so far behind our foreign competitors, we've think the answer is right here.

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· Russian Institute Lesson 1-1 (Megarotic)
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· Russian Institute Lesson 1-2 (Megarotic)

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Confidential to the understandably befuddled...

Jonnobot — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:28:11 EST

Confidential to the understandably befuddled Fleshbot reader who wrote in to ask: "As far as I can tell the Lenka here looks to me identical to Eufrat here (as well as elsewhere). Is it just me, or is this another case of models using multiple names to confuse the masses?" Answer: Yes. Next question? (bodsforthemods.com + eurobabeindex.com)