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Savita Bhabhi Hits The Big(ger) Time

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 05 May 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Almost a full year after we first discovered her, Savita Bhabhi—India's very own virtual pornstar—is getting (more) mainstream attention. Additionally, she's still having sex with people through the magic of online comics. (globalpost.com)

Justine Lai Gets Some Political Action

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 13:30:01 EDT

At first glance, Justine Lai's paintings appear to a series of pretty standard erotic paintings, a young Asian woman in flagrante delicto with a rotating cast of older white men.

But a closer look reveals that there's something familiar about this group of men, as if we may have seen them somewhere... maybe in a history book or something? And then it hits you. This beautiful woman is having her way with all the presidents of the United States of America.

What's it all about? Justine's artist's statement makes her goals pretty clear:

I paint myself having sex with the U.S. Presidents in chronological order. I am interested in humanizing and demythologizing the Presidents by addressing their public legacies and private lives. The presidency itself is a seemingly immortal and impenetrable institution; by inserting myself in its timeline, I attempt to locate something intimate and mortal. I use this intimacy to subvert authority, but it demands that I make myself vulnerable along with the Presidents. A power lies in rendering these patriarchal figures the possible object of shame, ridicule and desire, but it is a power that is constantly negotiated

Justine, consider yourself officially Crush Objected.

· Justine Lai (justinelai.com)

So That's Why Mona Lisa's Smiling...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:00:00 EST

We'd always wondered why, exactly, Miss Mona Lisa had that enigmatic smile on her face. Thanks to Anthony Christian's erotic reimagining of da Vinci's class painting, we now have our answer. (roseroseroticmasterpieces.com, via indienudes.com)

If They'd Had Stained Glass Like This In Church... We Would Have Gone To Church

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 17:00:00 EST

Finally, someone's figured out a way to make stained glass sexy. Well, for those of us who didn't already have a stained glass fetish, that is.

· Eroti-glass by Wilson (theycallmewilson.webs.com)

On Cumshots, Cunnilingus, And Man Ass (Much To Your Chagrin)

Jonnobot — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:35:56 EDT

We're constantly getting ~~complaints~~ constructive criticism around here for neglecting to post erotic material aimed specifically at heterosexual women—this despite the fact that there are at least two of them on our masthead who are responsible for much of our content, and we like to think that a lot of what we post is of interest to anyone who appreciates teh sexy anyway. But why quibble? Instead, let's just move ahead and share with you this gorgeous if curiously titled Tumblr which features dozens of photos of straight couples going at it by some of the world's most celebrated erotic photographers—and which unlike many similar picdump blogs doesn't skimp when it comes to showing off teh cock or teh manbutt (not to mention teh pussy eating and teh oral cumshots). We hope this goes some way towards making some of our more vocal critics happy today. It's sure bringing a smile to our face.

• Le Chagrin (chagrin.tumblr.com, via Indie Nudes)
• Thumbnails via Explicité + Claude Fauville + Nestor Alvarez Zeballo @ chagrin.tumblr.com

Sex Blog Roundup: Getting Lucky

Jonnobot — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:10:45 EDT

Let's not let silly superstitions make us think that good things can't happen on the most inauspicious of days. Instead, let's hope for the best—maybe, like the bloggers in today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene this week, we'll even find ourselves getting more lucky than we ever could have imagined. Follow along as they practice their signature moves, warming up dates with kisses, champagne and, (dude!) some killer bud. Sure, you might risk waking up next to the drunk whose name you never got ... but with a little luck, you may even end up scoring with someone you actually like.

Grab that rabbit's foot and join Jefferson after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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"I like sex with you," he whispered as my screams faded from his bedroom.
I repeated it back to him as I leaned panting on the crumpled comforters. His fingertips dug into my hips as he started pulling me back into him again. I threw my hair back and turned to catch him out of the corner of my eye. His body moved in rhythmic thrusts, pumping into me.

- My Sexual Misadventures

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I Have Fallen In Love With A Bisexual Boy

We had the guesthouse to ourselves. I made us both a drink and we sat together on a big ugly couch to watch "Gone in 60 Seconds." At first we sat on separate sides. Then I pulled my Cyrus (trademarked) move and lay across the couch so my head was in his lap.
Then I pulled another Cyrus move (patent pending) and told him to face away from me so I could massage him. I rubbed the bisexual knots out of his back and swirled my hands over his sexually confused shoulder blades. He turned me around and massaged me after I was done.

- Collegehookerboy's Hot and Disturbing Weblog

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Molly's Diary: Unyielding

The feeling of a hand, reaching into my throat, and tugging at my guts with the undeniability of a runaway tractor-trailer barreling down a long, straight grade or a jackhammer cutting through steaming pavement right outside my window
Is it possible to want so deeply, to need so much? Is it survivable, this degree of longing?

- Molly's Mirror

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Random Encounters and Meaningless Adventures

About a week back Jonna made it fairly clear that she wants me to fuck her. I've been sort of avoiding her since I have such mixed feelings. I have no passion for her. If she wasn't such an obedient slut, I would just ignore her. On Sunday I was really horny, so I invited her over.

- Lust, Sex and Sodomy

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Three Days, Three Guys, Part Two

I brought a bottle of champagne and some killer bud as a present, but I had another present in mind.
After much TV watching and catching up on the latest drunken stories, I couldn't take it anymore. I sat closer to him, and started touching his knee. After many conversational hints and no response, I finally said, "You know, you're the hardest person to flirt with because I never know how you're going to react to things."

He immediately went into apology mode, and was like, "Dude, when I'm stoned I don't pick up on anything."

- A Sexual Adventure

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Thumbnail via Big Sausage Pizza (TGP/preview gallery @ adult.com, via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Sex Blog Roundup: They Do

Jonnobot — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 16:10:12 EDT

As all those June brides and grooms we keep hearing about prepare for their walk down the aisle this month, we're happy to throw rosy petals of smut onto their path courtesy of today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene. For some lucky couples the honeymoon never ends: they're the ones who've vowed to keep their duties dirty by reaching for the rope, passing the camera, or scurrying for the sex toy. Some stay obediently on the couch while their missus takes it from a another man; others join their husband in training a shared slave.

Head to the chapel with Jefferson after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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Radar Love

As I nuzzled her neck and kissed her shoulders, my hands ran over her body. I kissed my way down her chest and belly, her legs spread and I continued kissing on down between her legs. This was certainly a welcome gift and I enjoyed her with lavish abandon. I had her hand me one of her vibes and used it and my tongue to tease and toy her. Alternating between fucking her with it while I tongued her clit and buzzing her and licking her at the same time, I'm not sure who was enjoying it more. Pianti stroked my cock as I did it since that was how I was positioned and it only egged me on in my fervor. Finally Pianti could take no more and was coming beneath my mouth.

- Wanton Maleness

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Return to DV8-tion

After a general appeal for boy nudity, I humbly volunteered and found myself bound, face down, ass up, and pretty much used as a casual punching bag by everyone, as far as I could tell. They were very nice gang, actually and didn't do too much damage. Silly things. Then Goose (I think) made the generous suggestion that Cherry and I get tied together for some gang-on-gang abuse and it was quickly done.

- Goose and Gander

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Sharing Kinks

I was lying in bed and Lorali was having a little slut practice to work on her deepthroating skills. I was providing my usual helpful coaching: commenting on her technique, encouraging her to get dirtier and sloppier, pushing her to get the whole thing down her throat, calling her dirty names to inspire her, and so forth. It suddenly occurred to me that, given her kinks, it might add to her pleasure if I snapped a few pictures of her sucking my cock. Regardless of how badly they turned out as photographs, perhaps the mere act of my taking them to document her performance would inspire her to new heights of porn slutness. I told her to hand me her camera phone.

- Hamlet and Lorali's Pornotopia

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Things That Shouldn't Happen In the Living Room

I was still standing in the middle of the living room, my eyebrows doing acrobatics as I watched my owners discuss the idea, and waited for them to tell me it was just a joke. My lady looked up at me and said, "Skirt off, please."
I obeyed reluctantly, but silently and immediately, undoing the drawstring of the casual denim skirt. "Are you really serious?" I asked her.

"Yes." She smiled again, and then looked to my owner. "It's a good idea, right? This will be great for the blog."

"Oh, absolutely," he replied. "Go ahead, do whatever you want with her."

- Persephone's Obedience

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Go Ahead and Lick It Up

I dropped to my knees in front of her, licking her pussy, my tongue tasting the combined cum of her and her recent lover, the sweat and juices that they had shared. She moaned as I licked, and suddenly I felt this pressure in my groin as my cock started to stiffen, but was facing the resistance of the tight leather thong, which held me tight. I moaned and reached for my cock, rubbing it through the leather.
"Uh-uh" Melissa purred, "No touching yourself."

- Watching My Wife

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The Search Continues

It didn't take O long to start groping me. I had been home for approximately three minutes, after work on Friday. He pushed me toward the stairs, rubbing his crotch against me from behind. I headed toward our bedroom when he suddenly grabbed me and pushed me into the guest bedroom instead.
Clothes were off in no time. I ran off to grab a sex toy and returned. I run like a kid when I'm naked. Extra happy and playful.

- Married Exploits

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Thumbnail via Sara Next Door (TGP/preview gallery @ saranextdoor.com, via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive