Fleshbot: straight, electrostim

Don't Try This At Home (Seriously, Don't Try It!)

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:00:24 EST

If someone invented a video game accessory that could shock different parts of your body in response to the game you're playing, you know it wouldn't take long for someone into electrostimulation to find another use for it. (Think of those rumbling handheld controllers, only on your balls.) Well, Slashdong's technofreak qDot recently discovered just such a product and warns all you masochists and Halo 3 fans alike ... don't do what you're thinking about doing. We honestly don't know the particulars of this device and any damage it may or may not do, but consider this a general reminder for BDSM players everywhere—do your research, know what you're getting into, and be safe. We can't afford to lose any of you freaks, so have fun, but do it smart.

· Mindwire: Metal Gear shocked me in the nuts! (slashdong.org)
· Thumbnail via sexelectric.com

Best Of Sex Advice: Keepin' It Real

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:36:16 EST

Are you people for real? Sometimes we think that you and your ideas are just made up, because most of the questions that you have about sex seem to fall into one of two categories—too obvious to mention or too insane to be genuine. Not that diaper fetishes or electro-anal-stim are insane, we just didn't think that anyone could be so confused about how they work. But seriously, egg nog in your pussy? Now you're just fucking with us.

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· Dear Prudence (slate.com)

About six months ago, I was walking my dog in the neighborhood when I noticed a picture of a naked woman on the ground. It was a neighbor. A few months after that, another neighbor told me that his 12-year-old son had just found lying around on the street another picture of this woman in the buff. A few days ago, I found yet another picture. She is a married woman with two young daughters. I see her husband frequently on the commuter train to work. I have lots of questions...

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· Ask Aspasia Fern & Sweet Honey Smack (honey-n-aspasia.blogspot.com)

I have a b/f and he says that if a girl has alot of sex you can tell by her labia being really big. This isn't true is it?

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

I am a 50-year-old male who has a satisfactory sex life with his oversized black dildo. I tried to suck this black dildo the other day and I was surprised how awfully bitter it tasted ... I think the Chinese are using toxic materials in all those toys we fuck and suck and you need to start a serious investigation on this.

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· Sex Project (sex-project.com)

i started havin sex like.. 6 months ago. and i think 'it' looks ugly and streched now:(!
is there such thing as 'an ugly pussy'?

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· Miss Information (nerve.com)

My long-time girlfriend and I picked up a stranger this weekend ... As luck turned out, this guy was very well hung. She was moaning and writhing like I've never seen before. Hot, yes. But now I'm worried that she's going to be bored with my sub-par equipment ... Should we find a new partner, one that doesn't make me feel as insecure?

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· OpenUp: The PuckerUp Forums (puckerup.com)

Last night, during a particularly long and vigorous session, my hole began to lose a little sensitivity, so I figured I'd "spice things up", so to speak, with a little 12 volt action.
I took a 12 volt AC adaptor, slipped the device end of the wire into my anus, and plugged it into the wall outlet.

YOW!

[Ed. Note: Do NOT try this at home!]

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I am a 20-year-old male. Whenever my penis erects it bents towards left. However I don't feel any pain. I have noticed this only from a year ago. Will this affect my sex life?

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

I'm a 21-year-old female and I know the my-boyfriend-has-a-diaper-fetish thing has been done to death. But... his fetish has started to bother me. In the beginning he wanted me to talk down to him, he'd come in his diaper, and we were done ... Now it's all he ever wants to do and "normal" sex is off the menu.

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· Get Naked (timeout.com)

I'm a senior in high school and am five months into my first serious relationship. He's a really great guy and loves me to death, but he can't come during sex. At first I wrote it off as nerves, but as the months have passed I've become weirded out. Is this his problem or mine? Which leads me to another question: Why does sex still hurt eight months after my first time? No matter how much foreplay there is, I always feel like someone is trying to jab a wooden log inside of me! To be perfectly honest, I'm not physically attracted to my boyfriend.

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

What's the best way to get eggnog out of pubic hair?

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Previously: Best of Sex Advice Archive

Really, is there anything more hilarious...

Jonnobot — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:48:15 EST

Really, is there anything more hilarious than watching an uptight, dorky straight white guy encounter the world of electrostim, medical, and latex fetishism for the very first time? (Then again, he did have the balls to get outfitted in a strait jacket and sensory deprivation mask for the sake of "research", which is more than we can say for ourselves.) (revision3.com)

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Extreme Restraints' Large Shock Prod

Gram Ponante — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 20:51:59 EST

Just as visiting an adult film set gives one a solid sense of the soil from which our nation's porn is grown (at the same time one becomes more disconnected from it, if possible), stopping by a weapons-grade sex toy warehouse and seeing things like cattle prods stacked high on each other drives the point home that lots more people are serious about bringing and absorbing pain than previously estimated.

Learn more about working on a sex farm after the jump.

Huntington Beach's Extreme Restraints carries a lot of things folk have adapted for bedroom shenanigans that are now in use in other disciplines, including ranching, such as the Large Shock Prod.

The company buys the zapper from veterinary supply outlets as the Magic Shock Prod.

"So the actual name of this product sounds pornier than te one you've given to it?" I asked the warehouse manager.

"Yes."

"And you haven't gussied it up with cyberskin and pretty ribbons?" I probed.

"Nope. There's someone using one of those on a farm right now."

The $86 prod takes four "C" batteries (included!) and delivers a jolt that really gets one moving - at sex time or any time!^TM

"What might also go in the gift set?" I asked.

"Well, the Humbler is good for that," he said, explaining the Dark Ages-vintage ball-squeezing device. "You get someone in the Humbler, he doesn't get up fast, so you have more of an opportunity to zap him."

· Extreme Restraints (extremerestraints.com; buy the Large Shock Prod here)
· Large Animal Health (thestockmarketcountrystore.com)

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Previously: MATK Archive

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Electrosex Plug (Or, Fun With 'Trodes!)

Gram Ponante — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 23:34:50 EDT

To some, the idea of applying wires and electrodes to a marital aid that could just as easily be operated in the color pink and with a discreet battery is entirely the point: controlling sexual pleasure with a trail of wires, positive/negative terminals, and gunmetal hardware works well with a fantasy about the extracurricular activities of a sinister government lab.

Read more about Extreme Restraints' Electrosex Anal/Vaginal Plug after the gap.

California's Extreme Restraints is a company that does a brisk business in bondage gear and also deals in electrosex equipment with a common theme: each of its products is merely a noirish, Frank Miller-style innovation on existing sex toys. We mentioned them in a recent review of a device that turned your Hitachi Magic Wand into His Dark Materials.

The Electrosex Anal/Vaginal plug looks the part. Though it could just as easily have been painted lavender or even fleshtone, this dense little number is black and gray, and is attached to a Y-cable that plugs into a two-channel Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation (TENS) box. Let the games begin, Herr Doctor.

We and everyone associated with this company point out that TENS boxes are prescription devices used by patients in need of pain management and this review should not be construed as a recommendation. But if you have a pain in your vagina....

Our subject is not a very anal person (you should see her car), so she chose to use the TENS box/Plug combo down in front. We asked what the feeling was as opposed to the same thickness of vibrator.

"It feels just a little malevolent in there," she said, and talked about a scene from "The Stand", which reminded us of why we like her.

"The stimulation is more intense and sustained than with a vibrator," she reported, "but I can see why people might get turned off with the elaborate setup."

The elaborate setup is actually just a plug and an adjustment knob, but the presentation does look a little involved.

"Well, you'd also have to deck yourself up in leather and riot gear," she added.

"Oh I see."

· Buy the Plugs and the TENS box (extremerestraints.com)

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Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive

Flesh Flicks: The Doctor Is ... Out There

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 17:14:46 EDT

This video is seriously bizarre: not for the use of electric shocks for erotic stimulation or the mouth gags or even the guy in the red wagon (ok, that's a little odd), but why does the end just devolve to a standard porn fucking session? You've got a lunatic with rubber gloves and a pony fetish as your star, and yet the final act is just like very other adult scene ever produced. Use the gift the you've been given, because that kind of crazy doesn't grow on trees.

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· Electricity Play Deanna (Haporn)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives