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Little Val (freegurls.com)

Jesse (pps.amateursgonebad.com)

Mandy (galleries.pimproll.com)

Evelyn Lory (timdir.com)

Nook Visine (thaicuties.net)

Selena Spice (selenaspice.com)

Nautica Thorn (asiansweety.tv)

Ariel Rebel (html.sxx.com)

Natasha Marley (nshoneys.com)

Betty Rue (hosted2.88square.com)

Apnea (apneatic.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

After the jump, join our eminent colleague and professional penis enthusiast Slut Machine, nightlife photographer extraordinaire Nikola Tamindzic, and video gadfly Nick McGlynn for a look at what went down (and what came off) on East 11th Street on Saturday night. (More pics and outtakes are also on view at Ambrel.net ... if you dare.)

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I'm so sick of only ever seeing tit shots in all this nightlife coverage. I want more peen! So when I agreed to attend the Rated X Panty Party with boob whisperer Nikola—a man who practically has preternatural powers when it comes to getting girls to remove their tops—I knew it was all up to me to get boys to drop trou. I challenged Nikola to some very friendly competition: Boobs vs. Balls. The idea was to see who could get the most members of the opposite sex naked. For me, it turned out to be a hands-on job—I ended up fluffing all of the male participants, giving a whole new meaning to the term "service journalism." I really took one for the team here, since one of the dudes was Smegma City, and my palm smelled like Parmesan cheese after.

I have to say that my task was a bit trickier, since there were plenty of girls willing to bare their breasts, seeing as how the party was co-hosted by Burning Angel, there to debut the trailer for their cinematic masterpiece "Big Boobs Are Cool". But all in all, I didn't do too shabby. I think the final tally was something like 5 to 7, in Nikola's favor, obvs. ('Cause the exhibitionists in the Hot Body Contest didn't count, in my book.) Whatever, it just makes me more determined to be the victor next time. And there will be a next time, if I have anything to say about it.

· Rated X Panty Party @ Rififi, 9/29 (Fleshbot Gallery)
· Box Magazine (box-mag.com)
· Burning Angel (burningangel.com)

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Previously: Rated X Panty Party: "Cum On My Tattoo 3" Premiere, Box Mag's "Summer Of Play": Now With Creative Commons Porn!, BOX Magazine #5: Rated X Panty Party, Rated X Panty Party: The Return

Read more about the festivities after the gap. - GP

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For those unexposed to the drag king phenomenon, imagine if the members of the Village People were women and inhabited those male stereotypes more convincingly than actual cowboys, construction workers, and leathermen. And that's just a thumbnail.

"We have every kind of drag from suits to fruits; studs to puds," continued Frottage. "Everything from Elvis impersonators to Leather Daddies, Wrestlers, Contortionists, Hillbillies, Clowns, Jocks, and their female counterparts. It's a mind-boggling, dress-to-impress occasion, where part of the fun is just trying tell the performers and audience members apart."

As if the onstage entertainment wasn't enough, Frottage, known as "The Man with the Biggest Balls in Show Business" will be joined by The Indra, a "bi-sexual, bi-polar, half male, half female character" as Master and 1/2 Mistress of Ceremonies.

We think we're pretty pan-sexual around here, but still we gained insight from The Indra's words: "My motto," The Indra said, "If it doesn't look phallic enough, turn it sideways."

The 12th annual San Francisco Drag King Contest will take place Saturday, August 18, at SomArts on Brannan Street. Tickets range from $15 to $35.

· San Francisco Drag King Contest (sfdragkingcontest.com)

Previously: Drag Archive