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Today's Forecast: 69 And Awkward

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 07 May 2008 11:40:16 EDT

When you live in Minnesota, warm days are a precious commodity and the locals can be forgiven for getting a little excited when the mercury rises above a certain level. Like—and this is just a random number we pulled out of thin air—68° F? ~~Even Minneapolis weather dude Chris Shaffer can get a little crazy from the heat.~~ Maybe if his original idea doesn't work out he can still find the time for a little "sun stroke," if you catch our drift!

Update: Apologies to Mr. Shaffer. He probably didn't say what we thought he said. We're the only ones with our head in the gutter.

· Weatherman Makes 69 Joke on Air (YouTube, via nerve.com + pitch.com)

Really, is there anything more hilarious...

Jonnobot — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:48:15 EST

Really, is there anything more hilarious than watching an uptight, dorky straight white guy encounter the world of electrostim, medical, and latex fetishism for the very first time? (Then again, he did have the balls to get outfitted in a strait jacket and sensory deprivation mask for the sake of "research", which is more than we can say for ourselves.) (revision3.com)

Jesse Jane Is A Big Dork (And Proud Of It)

Fleshbot — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:53:01 EDT

Our esteem'd colleagues at Eros Zine continue their recent run of interviews with some of our favorite porn star crush objects (it's just a coincidence, we swear) in a sexy sit-down with homuncular hottie Jesse Jane, who talks about who porn isn't more popular among female audiences ("A lot of it is crap"), her already notorious taste in music ("I love '80s rock, I am never going to stop. I'm a hair band fanatic. Guns 'n' Roses! Poison! Lynard Skynard!") and letting her freak flag fly ("I love talking, and I'm not afraid to act retarded—I'm a dork, I don't care. But I have fun with what I do, and I'm happy with it") Let's see: a perky blonde who likes cheesy metal, starred in the best-selling adult DVD of all time, and has one of the most adorable booties in the business? Is it any wonder we're still crushing on her after all this time?

· Jesse Jane Interview (eros-guide.com)
· Jesse Jane (official site @ jessejane.com)
· Thumbnail: Jesse Jane in "Marvelous" (Adult DVD Empire)

Previously: Porn Fjörd Dispatch: Jesse Jane in Denmark, DVD Review: "Jesse Jane: Image", Porn Vegas Dispatch: Jesse Jane Waves Back, Porn Valley Dispatch: So You Want to Meet Jesse Jane ..., Jesse Jane @ Rock Confidential