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Found! Dita Von Teese And Alley Baggett's Naughty Adventure
True, pictures of Dita Von Teese flashing her bits and making out with chicks are nothing new. But these specific photos, co-starring Playmate Alley Baggett, only recently surfaced after ten years of languishing in obscurity. So that's something, right? More » -
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Journalists "Discover" Dita Von Teese's "Secret" Porn Past
Once again, some hard workingbored journalist has "uncovered" the story of Dita Von Teese's (gasp!) porn past...you know, the one she's completely open about and has never denied. On the plus side—vintage Dita Von Teese nudie pix! More » -
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Dita Von Teese + Boobs = A Winning Combination
Dita Von Teese's Eurovision cameo improved the German team's performance by leaps and bounds...but alas, not enough to actually help them win. If only Ms. Von Teese had been willing and/or able to take off her top: one look at her perfect breasts, and victory would have been assured. More » -
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Scantily Clad Dita Von Teese Makes Eurovision Infinitely More Watchable
Eurovision (the music festival, not the thong contest) is a big, international music competition that we normally wouldn't care about in the slightest. But then again, it normally doesn't feature a scantily clad Dita Von Teese. More » -
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The World's Sexiest Women (According To DT) Are Right Here, Waiting For You
Spanish magazine DT has created a list of the 50 Sexiest Women (or, if you speak Spanish, "Las 50 Chicas Mas Sexys"—and, what's more, they've gotten said women to pose in lingerie! More » -
#dvd
Andrew Blake Crams All The World's Hottest Women Into One Amazing DVD
This morning, we found an envelope on our desks. Inside the envelope was a thumbdrive (wrapped in bubblewrap), loaded up with a porno trailer. What kind of hotness could possibly require this level of protection? More » -
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Bianca Beauchamp Is The Top (Fetish) Model
We've been lusting after Bianca Beauchamp for quite some time now, so it's really not that surprising to learn that she secured the top slot in AskMen's list of the top ten "modern fetish models." More » -
#fleshbotrequests
Glorious And Glam: The Pinup Girls Of Today
Though there are many parts of the twentieth century that we'd happily say good-bye too, pinup girls aren't one of them. Some may see the bestockinged beauties as a thing of the past—not us, however.
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Dita Von Teese Gets Kink-y
We love Dita Von Teese, and we love Kink.com, so hearing that these two great forces have partnered for a project has pretty much killed off our productivity for the rest of the afternoon. More » -
#starstheyrejustlikeus
Caught On Tape: Top Ten Celebrity Sex Tapes
Now that we all have digital cameras or webcams or iPhones or some sort of photo device that doesn't require third party processing, pretty much everyone out there has taken a photo or video of themselves en flagrante delicto—even celebrities (they're just like us!). The difference, of course, is that when your sex tape (or our sex tape) goes public, it really only matters to an audience of tens—as opposed to the tens of thousands (or millions) of people who happen to take interest when, say, Colin Farrell is caught on tape. Over the years, we've made good business tracking the all too many instances of celebrity sex tapes; join us after the jump for a walk down Naked Celebrity Lane. More » -
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Dita Von Teese Goes Bizarre (And Topless)
Maybe it's just our imagination but Dita Von Teese seems to be everywhere these days. She's been a popular model and performer for years, but it just feels like lately she's been getting more exposure than ever—and by "exposure" we do mean "exposure." As the most famous face of the old timey burlesque revival it used to be difficult—though not as difficult as you probably thought—to find her sans pasties, but her new photo spread in Bizarre is just the latest of many opportunities we've had to see Dita in the buff. Naturally, we applaud these developments, although it does make it hard for her to do her fetish modeling, when she won't put on any fetish clothing. More »





