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Payback Baby! Arrives In Style

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:30:01 EDT

A few months ago, we alerted you to the imminent arrival of Danish altporn site, Payback Baby! Well, the site's gone live, and we've taken a look inside (and brought back this gallery to share with you!).

Like most sites of the alt persuasion, Payback Baby! is set up as a social networking site in addition to, you know, a collection of dirty pictures. Members get profile pages and the ability to upload photos and fan art, there's a chat room and blogs, etc. etc.—everything you've come to expect from an erotic community. Alas, the site's backend is not at the level of, say, a SuicideGirls; but for basic needs, it'll suffice.

But of course, no one's joining Payback Baby! for the social networking opportunities: it's the pictures that are really important. With just 16 models, the site is small—but since the models are pretty and the erotica artful, we can forgive them that (the slow loading flash gallery, however, we hope they fix).

Gayle Fett
Payback Baby! (paybackbaby.com)
Scar
Payback Baby! (paybackbaby.com)
Ivony Heart
Payback Baby! (paybackbaby.com)
Molly Sue
Payback Baby! (paybackbaby.com)
Malou and Ivony Heart
Payback Baby! (paybackbaby.com)
Siren
Payback Baby! (paybackbaby.com)
Mette Th13teen
Payback Baby! (paybackbaby.com)
Ael
Payback Baby! (paybackbaby.com)
Malou
Payback Baby! (paybackbaby.com)
Scarlet Sin
Payback Baby! (paybackbaby.com)
Yvette Star
Payback Baby! (paybackbaby.com)
Mette Th13teen and Riedel
Payback Baby! (paybackbaby.com)
Ivory
Payback Baby! (paybackbaby.com)
Yvette Star and Molly Sue
Payback Baby! (paybackbaby.com)
Sarah
Payback Baby! (paybackbaby.com)

Whatever They're Selling, We're Buying

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:30:10 EST

We're not exactly sure what this commercial is supposed to be selling (and a trip to the website of Fleggaard doesn't help matters much), but one thing's for sure: any product that's good enough to launch hundreds of topless skydivers is a product that's good enough for us to buy.

· Topless Skydiving Ad (sexyandfunny.com, via gorillamask.net)

Sponsorship Saves Topless Babes

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 11:30:51 EDT

For over twenty years, the Danish paper Ekstra Bladet has featured its own version of the Page 3 Girls (cleverly known as "Page 9 Girls"). But with rising costs, the feature has become increasingly expensive. So how's a media outlet supposed to save the naked babes? Why, by seeking out sponsorship! This week sees 21-year-old Charlotte from Aalborg, brought to you by AC/DC. Hey, as long as the boobs are here to stay, we don't care what they're shilling. (ekstrabladet.dk + commercial-archive.com)

Bi and Bi: Danish Couple Is At It Again

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 15:05:06 EDT

Old school Fleshbot readers and older school web porn fans may have fond memories of Danish Couple, a fun-loving bisexual duo who shared their hardcore adventures on the completely free website Bisexuel.dk. Of course, you might be forgiven for letting them slip your mind since they have essentially been on hiatus for over two years. Well, 2008 must be suiting them better as the couple is back with a new look, a new URL (biandbi.com) and new photos of the pair enjoying their naked bodies and those of their assorted guests. As before, the site is still free and the couple is still anonymous, but the promise of a fresh start (and more sexy photos on the way) is certainly invigorating.

· ::bisexuel.dk & biandbi.com (biandbi.com, via Indie Nudes)

Previously: Bisexuel.dk

Those crazy Europeans and their sexified...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:13:55 EDT

Those crazy Europeans and their sexified advertisements ... what will they think of next? Now if only someone could come up with a way to pornify such mundane tasks as brushing our teeth, or doing housework... oh wait. Nevermind. (sexoteric.com)

Most men and women who are regular users...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:08:51 EDT

Most men and women who are regular users of hardcore pornography say that not only are they immune to the negative effects, they believe it's actually good for them. (Funny enough—the more they use it the more they believe it.) All true! Why, just last week we lifted a Buick up over our heads! (psychologytoday.com)

For reasons we don't fully understand (but...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:00:00 EDT

For reasons we don't fully understand (but are not about to question), women in Copenhagen are now free to swim topless in public pools, just like the men do. The only downside is that the pools will now be so packed with oglers that there won't be any room to swim. (dailymail.co.uk)

Behind The Iron Smut Curtain: A Peek At East Germany's Military Porn

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:58:23 EDT

We ordered you to bring us footage from the vaults of the East German military's secret porn stash ... and fortunately a good and loyal citizen who is not afraid to inform on fellow internet residents has obeyed our wishes. We will be sure to mention this in our report to the commandant. The rest of you should think about your commitment to our glorious state more closely as you check out this ~~Dutch~~* Danish news report with selected outtakes from the Stasi porn files we mentioned last week. We can't understand a word that's being said (translations are welcome in the comments), but we have learned two things. 1) these films are much better than anything created by a communist-funded propaganda arm should be and 2) ~~Dutch~~* Danish news programs are way cooler than ours are.

· "Porno i den østtyske sikkerhedstjeneste" (dr.dk - thanks L; *corrected, because we tend to get everyone north of Switzerland confused ... thanks all!)
Previously: East Germany's Military Porn Factory Had Ways Of Making You Fap

S Magazine: Smut So Good You'll Think It's Art

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 11:44:56 EDT

If there's one thing you probably don't have enough of in your life, it's collections of artsy, high-end glamour photos of sexy Eurobabes and lean and pouty fashion model types. If that's the case you might need to buy a subscription to S magazine. It only comes out twice a year, but each issue dispenses with the usual wordy musings to bring you more than your fair share of glossy fashion-inspired nude pictures that are so chic and stylish, you won't have to hide it under your bed when visitors come over. Call it part of your new photography hobby or simply an appreciation for the "fine arts," but your regular spank magazines will be embarrassed to share the same room with S. Or if you don't have room for it on your coffee table, the website generously shares a ton of photos, too, so there's no need to waste all that paper. You can still be sophisticated online, you know.

· S Magazine (spublication.com, via sugarbank.com)

Does something smell rotten about published...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:29:17 EDT

Does something smell rotten about published photos that allegedly show a prostitute sitting naked on the royal throne of Denmark? Is there a method in this madness, or just good Photoshop? (timesonline.co.uk)

Wet Spots: Bring On The Dancing Girls!

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 09 May 2007 18:29:02 EDT

· Jessica Simpson and Eva Longoria are totally BFFL. We hope the spotlight stays big enough for the both of them or things could get ugly. (egotastic.com)

· A school in Denmark refuses to give up its annual student striptease simply because this year's event turned into a topless lesbian romp that ended up on YouTube. Nope ... nothing inappropriate about that. (metro.co.uk)

· The city of Houston has spent $1.3 million dollars over the last ten years on outside lawyers fees to defend its adult business ordinance in court. Just think how many lap dances those lawyers could buy! (chron.com)

· What's up with Zoo Weekly posting pictures of babes who haven't taken their bras off? Are they not feeling well? (latenightpictures.com)

· Nassau County, Long Island cracks down on the "wall of pornography" at your local convenience store. Where else are you supposed to thumb through dirty magazines without paying for them? (newsday.com)

· It makes sense that lawyers would try to talk people into divorce. With all the boobs (and pecs) in the world, it's a wonder anyone gets married in the first place? (bodogbeat.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Meet Anne: Your Great Dane Pinup Girl

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 16:45:37 EDT

It takes a lot of gumption to insist on using only one name, especially when your first name is as common as Anne. You have to give people a reason to remember you ... and this Danish model and former Suicide Girl does exactly that. For starters, there's the serious amount of ink on both her arms, and the even more serious curves on the rest of her body. Then there's her willingness to pose in everything from see-through bikinis to latex catsuits to maybe even nothing at all. She's certainly got the attention of her countrymen, showing up on the newest cover of Danish FHM and scoring a gig as the host of Headbanger's Ball on their local version of MTV. Since that show hasn't appeared on American TV in years, maybe they can find some way to let Anne bring that heavy metal action to this side of the Atlantic, too. At least she would turn some heads before pounding on them with a guitar case.

· Anne (annepinup.com; see her photo gallery here)
· Anne on MySpace (myspace.com)
· Thumbnail pic: Anne for Marquis Magazine (marquis.de)

Previously: Exploring Particle Physics With Sophia Santi, Meet Fetish Dolly, Fleshbot Crush Object Watch: Kitty Toxin, Meet Tatum Reed: Popwhore, Meet Lucretia Stone

Wet Spots: Keeping You In Our Death Grip Since 2003

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 19:30:25 EDT

· Three things we know about Almudena Fernandez: she's sexy, she looks great in lingerie, and ... uh, she's sexy. What were we saying again? (publicnipslips.blogspot.com)

· GoDaddy needs a new ~~pair of breasts~~ corporate spokesmodel to hawk whatever it is they sell. Apparently it's not breasts. (godaddygirls.com, via adrants.com)

· Ohnoez!!1!! Pornography has us all in a "Death Grip!" That's funny ... we don't feel sick. (catholic.org)

· An Australian Rules football star shares his thoughts on life: "You haven't lived until you've had (a beauty queen) snort coke off your dick." Wow ... we have got to watch more Australian Rules football. (theage.com.au)

· Not busy this week? Head on down to the Bulgarian Eros Show. Eastern European pornstars! Free AIDS tests! Any reason at all to go to Bulgaria! (novinite.com)

· Nordic countries spend a lot of time thinking about pornography and society. Well, if you lived in a place that was dark six months of the year, how would you kill the time? (norden.org + icelandreview.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives