Read our review after the gap.

De'Nyle (who, in case you didn't know, is daughter to MILF-come-lately DeBella) is just as juicy and dirty as fans remember her, and her niche sensibilities are assured. With partner Shelly Martinez, De'Nyle executes several Bettie Page-style maneuvers before more or less going off the deep end with a sword.

But whereas Page was depicted as a real innocent in "The Notorious Bettie Page," no one could accuse De'Nyle of being wholesome. It's hard to imagine Page demanding we look at her "fat fucking pussy", for example. Still, De'Nyle channels the possibility of Page as nasty as you might want her to be.

The ladies tackle a good deal of the fetish curriculum like spanking and smoking, with long shots of the two of them just standing there and breathing. For consumers intent on watching patiently, this sort of material is gold. For the rest of us, these more stationary scenes alternate with more traditional action.

What is most satisfying is that both De'Nyle and Martinez aren't playing at being rough with each other, and neither is a shrinking emaciated thing; their bodies absorb the abuse.

Martinez has a great face for this. A pro wrestler (she was ECW's Ariel and is now Selinas with Total Nonstop Action), she plays to the camera expertly, and the veteran De'Nyle has the mugging down as well.

While it is sad that there isn't a guy in there (like, for example, me) to add variety, De'Nyle and Martinez do hit all their marks with aplomb. Just don't give up on Jewel when she tells you to fuck off.

· Jewel De'Nyle (jeweldenyle.net)
· View the trailer (sinsationpictures.com)

· Platinum X Pictures (platinumxpictures.com)
· Buy "De'Bella's Young Fellas" (gamelink.com)

Previously: Porn of the Moment Archive

· Maury Show (mauryshow.com)
· Buy "Old Throat Gaggers 6" (gamelink.com)

Previously: Inevitable Porn of the Moment: "Cuckold MILFs", Mainstream Crosssover Watch^TM: De'Bella Does "The Insider", Gray Ladies: The New York Times Does De'Bella

Join us after the gap for scenes from their latest, the niche hybrid "Cuckold MILFs" ... and a discussion of degradation as part of porn's scenery!

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Cram and Grip Johnson (not their real last name) have created an ouevre that, I guess if you didn't know them, might make you think that they are horrible, horrible people.

"Chunky on the Fourth of July", "Revenge of the But'erFace", the foot epic "Sole Jam", "MILF Meat", "Donkey Punch", and "Cuckold" are some of their titles, each low-budget gems that are characterized by a joking and mordant back and forth between directors and cast that paints the porn world as corrupt and without hope of redemption.

"Well, it's not difficult," Grip Johnson said.

"Cuckold MILFs" grew out of the team's assiduous research into cuckolding, the fetish kind, as distinct from the actual, tragic kind, in which men get off on the humiliation of watching their wives with other men.

"While shooting 'Cuckold', Cram and I found the whole cuckold lifestyle really interesting but we wondered what happens when the hot wife gets old," Grip said.

50-year-old newbie MILF-Of-The-Moment De'Bella shows up in a scene with the male performer Jenner.

"She's great in her scene," Grip said. "And Jenner seemed to have a blast. Though he's a sick bastard."

The difference between this movie and the other "Cuckold" flicks is that this time the "the tables are turned on trophy wives", Grip said. "So they have to deal with coming home to find their husbands with younger women."

Behind the Scenes footage features Cram reassuring DeBella that fat jokes are just part of the plot.

"I told her off camera, 'This is just for the plot; you look great,' and she just had her head in her hands and said, 'No, I'm fat, I know it."

The pair's movies are often uncomfortably full of teasing.

"If we come down on the cast, " Grip said, "we are twice as self-deprecating. We admit we're losers."

Even though no one in the movie comes off looking good or morally sound, it's still porn, so viewers will be confused by why anyone would want to cheat on Carrie Ann.

A snapshot of the porn world is revealed in an AVN story about the movie by writer David Sullivan:

Take "hot" 50-year-old wife De'Bella...please. Rumored to have joined the production as a last-minute replacement, the shameless super-MILF turns in a nasty scene that will have even those who can't jack off to De'Bella filling their palms with hateful, premature spurts of jizz.

...if a news article on the adult industry's house, er, organ puts it that way, the Johnson Brothers must have their fingers on the pulse of consumer feeling.

If the Johnson Bros.' movies do not paint a rosy picture of the adult industry with their gallows humor, they also don't pretend to make it look better than it is. Consumers who respond are people with a Low Fantasy Threshold, satisfied that women having sex on film is all the fantasy they need - screw the pirates and vampires.

"Cuckold MILFs" also stars Carrie Ann ("who is looking very hot these days," Grip said), Chelsie Zinn, Kelly Leigh, Alexa Lynn, Mya Hills, Jennifer Dark, Herschel Savage, Dirty Harry, Guy DaSilva, and Steven French.

"This is the best movie ever made that isn't Will Smith's 'Hitch'," Grip said.

· Chatsworth Pictures (chatsworthpictures.com)
· "Chatsworth Pictures Releases Cuckold MILFs" (avn.com)
· Buy "Cuckold MILFs" (jerkoffzone.com)

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Previously: Opportunity Cucks, Porn of the Moment Archive

As you well know, Porn is about to cross over to mainstream entertainment any goddamn minute or, as Michael Corleone said, "Hyman Roth has been dying from the same heart attack for the last twenty years." Following in the footsteps of Sunny Lane, certified MILF De'Bella (actual mom to pornstress Jewel D'Nyle) will appear tonight on CBS' "The Insider", revealing the post-hysterectomy 50-year-old star of "Mommy Fucks Best 2" to be an "ordinary housewife". - GP

· TV's "The Insider" Profiles De'Bella (avn.com)
· De'Bella on the Internet Adult Film Database (iafd.com)
· International MILF Registry (gramponante.com)
· "The Insider" (theinsideronline.com)

Previously: Gray Ladies: The New York Times Does De'Bella, Porn Valley Dispatch: Sunny Lane Gives You Her "Prime Time"