Isn't there still time for sexy pictures? We've still got November and December to look forward to, but it's possible the babes get the holidays off. How will we survive the cold months ahead? Who will provide Sexy Thanksgiving Photos? What about the Topless Dreidel Contest we were planning for Hanukah?

Thanks a lot, Nuts.

Photos via Daily Pieces of Ass (dailypoa.com)

Leah Francis (dailypoa.com)
Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Emma Glover (dailypoa.com)
Eva Wyrwal (dailypoa.com)
Kitty Lea (dailypoa.com)
Lindsey Strutt (dailypoa.com)
Lucy Pinder (dailypoa.com)
Peta Todd (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)

But here you have it: this week, Nuts is proudly presenting Rosie and Danielle's first ever shoot together—well, unless you count that Christmas shoot they both appeared in a few months ago. But hey, why nitpick when we could be ogling this buxom beauties?

· Rosie Jones & Danielle Lloyd Topless For Nuts (dailypoa.com)

Here's the bad news: it seems that in the future, nipples have gone out of fashion, replaced by some silvery, glittery substance. Or wait: maybe that's not it at all—maybe one glimpse of those futuristic nipples would actually cause a rip in the space time continuum, and that silvery coverage is the only thing standing between us and total devastation. Okay, probably not... but we'd rather imagine that then face the nasty realization that the future is just a big old niptease.

· Danielle Lloyd & Friends Topless in Loaded Mag (dailypoa.com)

Sure, we know it was probably dreamed up by some sex-starved copyeditor, but we just can't stop thinking about Sophie Howard dressed up like a nun, pinned against a wall, and having her way with a bunch of sexy Nuts girls. And don't even get us started on the antics of some of her friends...

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· Sophie Howard Presents Sex Confessions (boobieblog.com)

Thankfully, Santa—or at least Nuts—is more than happy to oblige. Join Danielle, Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, and Rosie as they teach us all the true meaning of Christmas. Who needs a Red Ryder BB gun when the babes are on the loose?

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· Danielle Lloyd and Friends Naked For Christmas For NUTS (dailypoa.com)

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· Danielle Lloyd is doing stuff in a bikini (theblemish.com)

· You can't not escape Danielle Lloyd's watchful gaze, but really, why would you want to? (americanidol2006blog.blogspot.com)

· Maxim, Stuff and Blender walk into a bar and get sold to a private equity firm, which proves that firm privates are still worth a lot of equity. (cnn.com)

· Prostitution may be legalized in Mexico City, so American gringos just might have an excuse to leave Tijuana. (time.com)

· A big lawsuit is asking who is really responsible for what happens to you on MySpace? We don't know why, but for some reason it feels like it's all President Nixon's fault. (xbiz.com)

· A former NFL player and his girlfriend go down for running a prostitution ring in Pittsburgh. We guess athletic cups just aren't as exciting as pimp cups. (thepittsburghchannel.com)

· Hugh Jackman and Jessica Alba have been voted the sexiest superheroes of all time. Whew! Now that that's settled we can finally get some sleep this weekend. (skynews.com.au)

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· Danielle Lloyd, bless her heart, slips into a diamond-studded bikini for charity, but ends up distracting us so much we forgot where we put our checkbooks. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Jenna Jameson wants you to design logos for her clothing lines, and you must obey Jenna. (adultfyi.com)

· Remember the porn addict whose pastor can monitor his internet activity? Apparently, he wasn't making that shit up. That's some serious voyeurism. (stuff.co.nz)

· It's just possible that having sex before marriage will not send you plummeting into a spiral of shame and depression. Sorry if that spoils the surprise for you. (umn.edu, via about.com)

· Ten reasons why that New York Times article might be wrong about the internet and porn. We promise not to mention this again until Monday at the earliest. (wired.com)

· Jezebel finds out more than she probably wanted to know about vaginas. Isn't blogging fun! (Jezebel)

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· If there was a swimsuit competition for former beauty contestants, Danielle Lloyd would clearly be the front runner. (latenightpictures.com)

· A shocking new survey reveals that most of the people who look at porn are not shocked and horrified by it. We guess we're just not trying hard enough. (stuff.co.nz)

· Details magazine would like you to jerk off more in the office. Wait, you're not allowed to do that work? (men.style.com)

· Pop star (pixie? ragamuffin?) Lily Allen got thrown out of school for giving blowjobs to her classmates. You're supposed to save those for college so you can give them to your professors. (femalefirst.co.uk)

· Here's a brief recap of the Center for Sex and Culture's "Sex Hacks" show, complete with live electro-stim buttplug excitement. Everyone who was there is still buzzing about it. (theregister.co.uk)

· There's nothing wrong with having a shoe fetish, but stealing 1,500 pairs of them might be going a little too far. Maybe switch to something easier, like stamp collecting. (rgj.com)

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· Danielle Lloyd pretends to secretly be a lesbian for the benefit of Zoo Weekly readers. We have no problem with this. (gorillamask.net)

· Kelly Preston is on vacation at the beach, but without her pasty husband. We definitely have no problem with this. (egotastic.com)

· According to a new survey, email spam is a greater problem than ever, but Americans are "less bothered" by it than they used to be. We've believe the phrase you're looking for is "too emotionally shattered to fight back." (xbiz.com)

· PETA is once holding its World's Sexiest Vegetarian contest. Did they just do this a little while ago or have we been working here too long? (peta2.com)

· It seems Australians aren't so happy about their local nude car wash, after all. Perhaps it's because everyone in town suddenly can't keep their car out of the mud. (news.com.au)

· Six strippers in Tampa, Florida, are arrested and charged with "nudity-related" offenses. They might have trouble with their alibi, since, you know ... they work in a damn strip club. (tampabays10.com)

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· Italian beauty Elisabetta Canalis makes us miss Rome ... and we've never even been there! (latenightpictures.com)

· For the record, former Miss Great Britain and current lad mag fixture Danielle Lloyd did not have sex for two hours in a nightclub with a DJ she just met. In our imagaination, however, it's still going on. (sky.com)

· The good news is that you have no problem getting an erection. The bad news is, you're fired. Oh, and you've had an erection for eight years, so we guess there wasn't any good news after all. (thesun.co.uk)

· If you have the opposite penis problem, just do what men did for centuries before Viagra was invented: Pray like crazy. (edprayercircle.org)

· It's not illegal to ride a motorbike while naked in Sweden ... as long as your wear your helmet. Unfortunately, in the event of an accident, cracking your head open might be the least of your worries. (thelocal.se)

· Oddly enough, police in Australia have received no complaints about the local nude carwash, even though they've missed a ton of spots on the fender. (news.com.au)

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