Ashley Jensen, Andi Anderson, Dakoda Brookes, Lexi Belle, Allyssa Hall, and last (but far from least) Kagney Linn Karter may sound like a teen dream teen of sexy young sluts—but for Jules Jordan, it's just another day on the job. How can you not love this guy after all he's given us?

There's not a single girl in this cast who doesn't absolutely blow our minds once she's stripped naked and swallowing up rigid tool with her mouth and other available pleasure giving holes. That being said, we're in major lust with Dakoda Brookes. It's gotta be the combination of those hypnotic eyes matched with that amazing bubble. Watching super male performer James Deen and his partner-in-crime Jerry pump this sweet young harlot full of cock is like breathing in a huge gulp of fresh air after being held under water too long. All we're saying is that everything seems suddenly clear when we see her double stuffed.

If we're in lust with Dakoda, words fail to describe how we feel about rising starlet Kagney Linn Karter, whose beautifully cartoonish curves erotically clash with her baby doll face and ravenous hunger for man meat. Watching her in action is like watching Shakespeare compose a sonnet, only far messier and, to be fair, far more rewarding for us.

"Slut Puppies 3" releases from Jules Jordan Video September 15th—but since we're tight you can check out our advance pics now. Welcome back!

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(And if you haven't done your own daily salute to this greatest of all states...may we suggest you join Dakoda in her devotionals?)

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Riley first awed us in "Naked Aces 5," then followed that up with a scene in a tiny little movie you may have heard of, "Pirates II." After that, she screwed around and showed up in "Nurses." We think it's fair to refer to that as a hat trick, if not a knock out combination.

And now, after all that teasing, our world is finally complete, with the release of a volume dedicated solely to the gorgeous blond sex freak: "Riley Steele Perfect Pet." With regular DVD and extra crispy "you are there" Blu-ray, you won't miss a single pussy pounding second of the goodness—or a single drop of girly nectar spraying down the trembling inner thighs of this breathtaking young beauty.

Directed by Robby D, the movie features three scenes of Steele with costars Fleshbot Crush Object of 2008 Shawna Lenee, Britney Amber, Dakoda Brookes and Nika Noir. Oh Shawna, seeing you down on your hands and knees, stripped bare ass naked, with a massive throbbing cock stuffed anywhere into you... why, it only reminds us of why you own our hearts.

Digital Playground's CEO Samantha Lewis describes girls like Riley as "rare"—and gotta say, we definitely agree. "Riley Steele Perfect Pet" hits streets today. You know what you need to do. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground—so look, but don't touch.

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Well, you didn't have to ask us twice for this one—we were more than happy to spend the afternoon combing through galleries of scantily clad students receiving important life lessons and discipline from their professors. And hey, if anyone wants to request a follow up gallery (say, of those naughty schoolgirls receiving some discipline)... we think we'll somehow find the ability to persevere and assemble that one, too.

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

In a perfect world, we would all be judged by our actions, compassionately chastised for our shortcomings, and then sentenced to hours upon hours of hard sex with amazing strangers for our transgressions. In the land Eric Everhard inhabits, that very scenario springs to life daily, like some perverted cartoon from the depths of his twisted imagination. In the penal system that enforces the rule of law in this alternate universe, you have the right to shriek in pleasure while getting drilled deeper and harder than you imagined was humanly possible, the right to have people take turns on you—and cost is never a consideration for this type of representation. It truly is a utopia, sans soma—but with girls this cute and willing, we can turn a blind eye just like Lady Justice.

Mya Luanna, Tanya James, Dakoda Brookes, Jackie Cross, Kitty Bella, and Scarlett Dreamz may only be suspect until Everhard judges their prurience, but the evidence mounted against them makes Blagojevich look like a curiously coiffed Boy Scout selling uncut cocaine to get to the Jamboree. Scene after delightful scene of dirtiness plays out with fantastic results (for us at least).

Eric judiciously weighs the merits of their cases, leaving no orifice unmolested in his vigilant pursuit—and we applaud him for that, especially after watching the luscious blond cum guzzler Tanya James take the fucking of her life. We're pretty sure she's as filthy, if not filthier than, the rest. (Oh, and since we're never actually told, we'll have to assume that they are guilty.)

"Innocent Until Proven Filthy 5" releases this week from Jules Jordan Video & Eric Everhard. It is not meant to replace actual legal consul.

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Don't feel bad. You're not alone.

We were just as won over by the sheer animal magnetism of the lovely ladies Eric Everhard cast in this, the sixth exquisite installment of his powerfully compelling dirtpipe extravaganza. Chock full of everything from mindlessly thrusting threeways to a few more-the-merrier gangbangs, Everhard once again delivers, bringing his unparalleled brand of smut to the forefront and showing the freshmen why he's still on top. Chances are most of the women that you've ever lusted over, this guy has drilled hard before, in the ass, then basted her with a hearty helping of piping hot protein—and she loved every second of it!

Luckily, he's the kind of stud we don't mind living vicariously through, especially as we see him power through girls of this magnitude of hotness. Seeing Dakoda get her insides rearranged on a foot of turgid tool is the perfect way to warm up our winter blues. And we have yet to turn down the chance to witness Jenna or Sasha doing anything, much less the DP lil' Jenna pulls. We only have one serious question for her—where does ALL that dick go? We're not physicists but we're pretty sure that what we are seeing isn't possible—which makes the award winning diva infinitely more talented than Cris Angel.

It's as if Eric put together his own reel of the hottest names of last year just for us. What can we say, other than thank you?

"Anal Cavity Search 6" releases this week from Jules Jordan Video. Look for it.

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Last we heard from Mr. Tera Patrick (also known as Biohazard frontman Evan Seinfeld), he was showing real promise with his alter ego—Spyder Jones—as he literally fucked his way through a pile of plush porn star pussy, with his wife nowhere in sight, for his latest web venture, Rock Star Pimp (dot com). If memory serves, we tipped our hat to the ink scrawled lothario, not only for winning over the heart of the one of the world's finest porn stars, but also for really bringing the heat with some fine Latina nymphos. This was, by our own standards, quite an admission—given that, despite his mainstream credits and real world acting chops, he essentially started out in the jizz biz as little more than a suitcase pimp. We vouched for Evan, keeping our fingers crossed that he wouldn't make us regret it.

Evan has now officially made good on his promise, releasing the second installment of Rockstar Pimp hotties and effectively lodging himself into the annals of porno history as more than a mere footnote. This time, the Brooklyn import smashes some of Porn Valley's finest hard tail, paying particular attention to their curvy tushes in the process. The results are on par with most of what's released these days—and with the list of willing victims including sultry Dakoda Brookes, Rachel Starr, Nadia Nitro, Jaclyn Case, and Mackenzee Pierce, you can say he has our rapt attention.

We're pretty much out of colorful praise, so we'll just leave you with the wisdom of Homer Simpson, who once extolled the virtues of the musically gifted class from which Evan was spawned when he said, “Rock stars...is there anything that they can't do?”

Apparently not.

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The geniuses over at Digital Playground did what any of us would do, given the chance to be next to such a history-making fuck scene—they captured it all on film, and then threw in outrageously lubricious scenes featuring insatiable nymphomaniacs like Fleshbot Crush Object (and the internet's girlfriend) Dana DeArmond, German anal queen Annette Schwartz, and delightful fuck bunny princess Dakoda Brookes. And just in case all that wasn't enough, they upped the ante even more with the dirtiest twins to ever fuck on film, Lacey & Lyndsey Love—you know, just for good measure. Seriously, is it any wonder that this studio is plain killing it while so many others are going under?

Around the third time we, ahem, watched "Stoya Sexy Hot," we realized we might have a problem (or, dare we say it... an addiction?). But at least after seeing Sasha and Stoya tag team Tommy Gunn's massive endowment, well, we know exactly what we want for the holidays this year. You don't even have to wrap it for us!

"Stoya Sexy Hot" releases today from Digital Playground. And it's not just a porn movie—it's also a money saver. We guarantee It will help you cut down on your winter heating bills.

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