Fleshbot: straight, culture

Despite recent high profile split second...

Jonnobot — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:45:55 EDT

Despite recent high profile split second sort-of-lesbian makeout sessions to the contrary, we don't usually associate the films of Woody Allen (or Woody Allen himself for that matter) with hot sexy sex. But that didn't stop the culture vultures at NY Mag from compiling a list of the top ten sex scenes in his movies. (Spoiler alert: The Orgasmatron didn't even make #1! Maybe he's sexier than we gave him credit for.) (nymag.com + youtube.com)

While Australia continues to reel over the...

Jonnobot — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:20:36 EDT

While Australia continues to reel over the sight of one national icon's nipples, some Italians are up in arms about Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's decision to cover one up. And people think we make a big deal over bare boobs around here? (reuters.com)

You crazy kids may think that you invented...

Jonnobot — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:45:17 EDT

You crazy kids may think that you invented the whole sexy zombie concept, but the truth is that the undead have been pawing at naked women for centuries now. OK, so we might prefer to fap to a reanimated Joanna Angel than over some dusty old etching but hey ... to each his own. Art historians deserve to get their kicks wherever they can, you know. (artfagcity.com)

Sexy 'Toons At The Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art

Jonnobot — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:05:10 EDT

If you happen to find yourself in lower Manhattan this weekend, don't miss the 2008 Art Festival benefitting the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art—especially now that our pal Audacia Ray has posted this handy guide to all the sexy stuff you'll find on display, including art by Fleshbot faves Jess Fink and Molly Crabapple. Things like hot girl-on-girl action and splashy pen-and-ink cumshots always make a weekend culture excursion a little brighter as far as we're concerned. (nakedcity.com; thumb via Becky Cloonan)

In a welcome development to story we first...

Jonnobot — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:48:10 EDT

In a welcome development to story we first heard about last year, the Dutch culture minister has decided that it's OK to show porn on Dutch public television since the films in question have been "characterized by connoisseurs as artistic" and thus don't merit any sort of censorship. We're still petitioning our local PBS affiliate to screen "Rim My Gape 3" based on what we consider to be its exceptional artistic value, but they're not returning our phone calls for some reason. (AVN)

And speaking of Lorelei Lee... if you're...

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:00:56 EDT

And speaking of Lorelei Lee... if you're in New York for the Tribeca Film Festival this week, be sure to catch her (and the lovely Princess Donna) in Brian Lilla's short-but-oh so sweet "Tale of Two Bondage Models". Granted, we don't usually watch these two lovelies while in a crowded theater surrounded by strangers—but after the first few minutes, we're pretty sure we'll adjust. (tribecafilmfestival.org)

Serious art historical types like ourselves...

Jonnobot — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:20:27 EDT

Serious art historical types like ourselves know that Gustave Courbet's 1866 "Origin of the World" is one of the masterpieces of 19th century painting and isn't something to make puerile jokes about. That said ... look, pussy! (artfagcity.com)

The New York Times looks at the new sexed-up...

Jonnobot — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:12:15 EDT

The New York Times looks at the new sexed-up vegan movement sweeping the country, as evidenced by that (now-shuttered) vegan strip club in Portland and SuicideGirls' recent ads for PETA. We may be unrepentant omnivores ourselves, but it's still a trend we can fully get behind: after all, a hot tattooed babe in a pleather body harness is still a hot tattooed babe. (nytimes.com)

Ah, the good old days when the concept of...

Jonnobot — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:01:36 EDT

Ah, the good old days when the concept of a "naughty nurse" involved nothing more risque than "a liberal display of lacy '30s underwear". After all that hardcore nurse porn we've been dosing ourselves with lately, lacy '30s underwear actually seems sort of kinky. (nytimes.com)

We're not snobs about it or anything, but...

Jonnobot — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:34:08 EST

We're not snobs about it or anything, but we here at Fleshbot like to think we know a fair amount about art and we know what we like. And what about if that art happens to come with a heaping fresh portion of softcore tits and ass? So much the better! (artfagcity.com; thumbnail by Lisa Boyle @ Artnet.com)

Artist Edward Kienholz' landmark 1966 sculpture...

Fleshbot — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 14:37:55 EDT

Artist Edward Kienholz' landmark 1966 sculpture depicting a couple screwing in the back seat of a vintage Dodge coupe is now on view at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art in a new installation that more closely matches the artist's intentions: "You become a witness to this tawdry act happening in the dark on the side of the road, something that clearly anybody participating in that would not want to be seen." Unless they're into that sort of thing, in which case they'd be screwing in an actual car on the side of the road instead of in some museum. (NY Times)

Here's fifteen "new" things to know about...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:00:43 EDT

Here's fifteen "new" things to know about sex that you should already be well aware of unless you don't know how to read. If that's the case, you're probably looking at a different part of this page right now, aren't you? (iol.co.za)

Babes And Poetry: Words To Get Naked By

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 29 May 2007 11:50:31 EDT

We studied a bit of English literature back in college and if we learned anything from that adventure, it's this—poets get a ton of ass. Those Romantic era fools were a bunch of geniuses, not because they understood iambic pentameter and the proper use of rhyme scheme, but because they knew how some flowery words and a few well-timed couplets could charm the pantaloons off any comely lass. That spirit is alive and well (sorta) on the movingly-named blog, "She asked me for a symphony (I only gave her songs)", which reprints many of the great poems of all-time, helpfully illustrated with winsome naked babes. Since poetry was invented specifically to woo chicks (look it up!) it's an appropriate marriage of beauty and words ... and all without one single mention of Nantucket. Now does anyone know a word that rhymes with "dirt pipe"?

· She asked me for a symphony (I only gave her songs) (sheaskedmefor.blogspot.com)
· Thumbnail: Lord Byron and friends, via noelcollection.org

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