Who hasn't experienced this? They've just gotten comfortable with ass slapping, so he warms up with that. Maybe an extra reach towards the center, a slight grip on the crack. There's a bit of toying around the anus, some perineum taps... Classic stuff. To him: Congratulations, you made the journey. To her: It was nice of you to put up with his bashful obsession with your other hole.

· First Time Finger In the Butt (xtube.com)

The amazing availability of high-quality porn has changed the way people have sex, and now amateur sex just looks like grainy-yet-professional porn. So how can you step your game up? You get some freaky angles, your nightvision, and a long, delicious dome session, and you too could be an xtube star!

· Amazing Blow job (xtube.com)

You mean we get oral sex and intercourse? And is that a camera? We get to film this?! Oh my God. Best Birthday ever.

· Birthday fuck (xtube.com)

Just be sure to park the car before you feed the need. As much as we love to ghost ride the whip, you need to be present and alert while getting blown. And don't forget to keep both hands on her head. Unless you're filming it.

· GETTING MY DICK SUCKED AT PARK , SHE SWALLOWS EVERY LAST DRO (xtube.com)

The only way this couple could possibly pull off such an effortless first fuck film is if they scripted it. Or maybe they just have sex like this every single time. Or maybe they've studied tons of porn. It's a good thing this video is so hot, otherwise we'd be too frustrated to be aroused.

· our first porn (xtube.com)

And our lady-friend knows the drill. It's one thing to be in bed wearing a thong, but when she's wearing a thong and some fuzzy socks, it's time for some Advanced Snuggling. And we wrote the book on Advanced Snuggling; it's called Chicken Soup for the Foreplay Artist.

· Touching teen body and sucking titties (xtube.com)

Doing it on the floor is much more primal. After all, they had to kick the dog off his turf. We'd like to believe that it wasn't even a choice for them. In their world, there is no bed, couch, or chair to fuck upon. There is only the wall-to-wall carpeting, the camera, and maybe a television on which to watch homemade pornography. Those are the things that lovers need, and nothing more.

· Afternoon Delight. (xtube.com)

Silent, atmospheric squirting is the trademark of good noir film, as is confusion. And this movie raises more questions than it does erections. Why are they in the shower? Why is the shower on? Why is this in sepia tone? This will take serious detective work.

· My girlfriend and our best friend. (xtube.com)

"No, I'm not busy... I can save how much? Wow... Honey, stop that. No, not you. I'm actually in the middle of sticking it to my girlfriend, don't worry about it. Seriously. Stop having sex with me. Or do it quietly. Yeah, I'd love a new Nights and Weekends plan. That's usually when my girl wants to have sex, so I make a lot of calls. Baby, I am going to ejaculate on your chest if you don't stop it. For realsies this time."

· nice girlfriend (xtube.com)

We admit that it's hard to wield both a camera and an erection, but if you have to choose between the two, choose your penis. At the very least you should find a rhythm, then start filming. We can wait! Really! We used to watch scrambled porn for hours, waiting for a boob to flash by with some clarity; that's patience. Just let us know when you're ready.

· Sex with Wife - Doggy Style (xtube.com)

So for something to clock in as a "best orgasm ever," well, that would have to be one seriously earth shattering experience. Kind of like what this lady seems to be experiencing in this video of what is apparently her best orgasm ever. We admit it, we're impressed with her throes of passion (okay, okay, and a little jealous, too.)

· her best orgasm ever (xtube.com)

(Okay, they may not all be mothers for really real—but at least there's a better chance than with the amateurs than with the pornstar "MILFs." And hey, it's the thought that counts, right?)

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Check Out My Wife's Huge Tits While I Fuck Her Doggy Style (xtube.com)

Fucking Milf From Behind (xtube.com)

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Unfortunately, he happened to arrive in the kitchen before she was fully finished—but hey, who says baking and sex don't go well together? Just be careful not to knock over the cake, kids... well, unless you're more interested in getting covered in cake than, you know, actually eating it.

(And yes, we're remiss for not making a "coming" pun here.)

· in kitchen while she finishes a cake (xtube.com)

First, they had to scout their location; then, get there with a camera, tripod (or camera person?), and a few sexcessories; then, after setting everything up, they went and made sweet sex in a river, under a cliff, in front of a camera... all so that you could touch yourself watching their beautiful video.

Really, it's quite touching. If only we had a humanitarian porn award to give them.

· Romantic As Fuck (xtube.com)

We went and collected ten videos of couples getting down and dirty on their living room furniture, in the comfort of their own homes. It makes us feel so cozy (and, you know, other things) to watch. But come on, snuggling up on the couch is cozy! And everyone has a couch! And lots of people have webcams, or other digital filming apparatus — can you see what we're getting at here?

Before you get (it) up and make your very own flick, we suggest you watch these for pointers. And when you upload your foray into fucking on film, remember to send us the link. Tee hee!

Futon Fuck (xtube.com)

AZOTADA Y FOLLADA (yuvutu.com)

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Fuckin' Pussy Again (xtube.com)

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Fucking Fiona19 Hard (xtube.com)

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Latina teens having alot of fun (xtube.com)

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This self-proclaimed slut just loves sucking dick. Your classic over-achiever, this girl is eager to please. While most so-called blowjob queens just talk a big game, our film star actually delivers! She walks through the door like a bat out of hell and gets right down to business. We should all applaud her work ethic.

· my dorky fucktoy girlfriend (xtube.com)

Outdoor sex, bondage, sex toys, voyeurism are all alive and well in Germany—as evidenced by this couple, who are ready and willing to do their country proud (and show the rest of us what we're missing.

· German couple and their sex play (full video @ yuvutu.com)

We knew stairs could take us places—but it seems these two would rather go to heaven than to the second floor (and we're not Led Zeppelin, here). And (added bonus!) it looks they're getting a good workout... and one that's a lot more interesting than the Stairmaster, we might add.

· Staircase Fun (xtube.com)

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· Department store chick gets more than a mouthful (Pornhub.com)