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All Aboard "The Velvet Express"

Jonnobot — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:45:44 EDT

The Velvet Express is the newest creation from the folks who brought you the erotic gaming classic LoveChess, and while we plan on posting a detailed review soon we couldn't resist pointing you to the screenshots on the game's official site now—especially since they feature what seems to be a sequence from the game where one of its virtual studs fucks a sex doll under the command of his computer-generated dominatrix. Finally, a game that lets us have pretend sex with a simulated partner in a completely virtual environment! We are that much closer to never having to have any sort of real sex with an actual human being again! (game info + preview @ thevelvetexpress.com)

"Get Smartass" Brings Back The Boob Tube (At Least) Once More

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:20:15 EDT

As we've noted before, no one finds a good gimmick and drives it until the wheels rust off quite like certain folks in the porn industry. The flavor of the last year or so is obviously the classic TV sitcom spoof, which finds at least two more incarnations coming your way: Ryder Skye and Penny Flame will soon attempt to settle mankind's most enduring mystery (Ginger or Mary Ann?) in "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX," which starts shooting this week—but not before Hustler wraps up "Get Smartass," wherein our brave hero Maxwell Smartass and his busty, er ... trusty sidekick Agent 69 (of course) do battle with the forces of evil. Too bad the latter production wasn't ready in time to beat mainstream Hollywood's "Get Smart" remake to the punch. Maybe when it comes to combing back issues of TV Guide for script ideas, the Porn Valley gang still has a long way to go. (Watch the "Get Smartass" trailer after the jump.)

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· Hustler Wraps 'Get Smartass,' Rolls 'Gilligan' Parody (avn.com)

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Previously: Top Ten TV Sitcom Porn Spoofs We'd Like To See

According to the just-updated talent lineup,...

DCypher — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:55:18 EDT

According to the just-updated talent lineup, among the notable celebrities slated to attend this year's Exotic Erotic Ball in San Francisco are MySpace vixen Bobbi Billard, Akira Lane, The Genitorturers, someone called "Pricasso, the Penis Painter", and Danny Bonaduce, who will judge the $20,000 costume contest. Aren't you glad you have three months to decide what you're going to wear, or not? After all, you don't want to let Bobbi down. (To say nothing of Danny Bonaduce.) (event info @ exoticeroticball.com; photo via Mac & Bumble @ bobbi-billard-nude.com)