Recent studies have shown that caffeine is good for semen! Allegedly, coffee improves overall male fertility by stimulating the spermatozoa, making them swim faster. We're not sure if putting the jizz directly in the coffee with sugar has the same effect. We'll find out, though. For science.

· Cafe con semen, coffee with Sperm (xtube.com)

Caffeine? Definite stimulant. Probably a necessity for most of us. But caffeine and BOOBS? There's not a more eye-opening, mouth-watering combination, in our opinion.

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Image courtesy of Delilah Day (delilahday.com)

· Giulia Siegel did not make Maxim's Hot 100 list, but that's because she's German and already on the cover of that country's edition. So much for that whole "global village" thing. (gorillamask.net)

· Vivid will reportedly stop selling the Kim Kardashian sex tape—at least when they get around to taking it off their own website, which means you still have time to remember that it wasn't worth buying in the first place. (nypost.com + complex.com)

· Capitol police responded to reports of a naked man in the Senate Office Building, only to determine that he was simply wandering the halls in a flesh-colored bodysuit and has obviously watched too many Seinfeld reruns. (washingtonpost.com)

· Nudist resorts try to figure how to get the young folks interested in living without clothes. Maybe they should start them off with flesh-colored bodysuits, just to see how they like it. (newsday.com)

· Baristas in Portland, Oregon, get hip to the bikini coffee craze and start raking in the dough. Or raking in the beans ... or whatever. You get the idea. (wftv.com)

· The Ohio legislature works on a compromise for their controversial strip-club bill, which some taxpayers have discovered might not be the best use of their time. But all those other issues aren't nearly as fun to talk about. (columbusdispatch.com + news-herald.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

One of the great things about the interweb is how it allows just about anyone to explore their private obsessions and share them with the rest of the world—and for the rest of us to see how those obessions can border on the sexual if they're taken far enough. So while there's nary a square inch of human flesh (exposed or otherwise) in this extensive archive of closeups of hot espresso machines in action that our pals at Pornzio discovered this week, we think you'll still be able to appreciate how all those foaming lattes and silky, molten globs of crema start to look awfully dirty after a while. (Or not. Maybe we've just had one too many triple shot venti lattes ourselves this morning ourselves?)

· Coffee Porn (pornzio.com)
· Espresso Porn (espressoporn.com)

More hot caffeinated babe action after the jump.

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Nella's Coffee Break (hegre-art.com)

Anabell In The Kitchen (hotbunnypromotion.com)

Coffee and MILF (allover30women.com)

Mandy Lightspeed: Coffee Gal (arngalleries.com)

Lesbian Coffee Break (sapphicparadise.com)

Coffee Shop Flasher (galleries.publicflash.com)

- TGP/preview galleries via Ask Jolene