What "Suck Off Races" could have used was the intense drama-building machines behind "The Real World" or "Survivor." In (always more compelling) backstage footage, we see Rae and Fox plotting to get the most premature of ejaculators done with quickly before the women move down the line to men ("mopes") who have used that time to masturbate furiously. Thus they might be ready to pop at the slightest female attention.

Instead, the split-screen footage doesn't really capture the excitement as the lush-lipped and topless 18-year-old Fox races the clock with petite, wiry, and practiced Rae, six years her senior.

Each girl has the option to "toss" a mope if he is impervious to her charms, but she must get through the line, and each woman tries her best in the high-pressure environment, talking dirty, spitting, and double-clutching when necessary. It is not clear from the outset who will win, and I was surprised who walked off with the title.

Still, I think the loser will take her defeat constructively, and might win her next Suck Off Race, because audiences always root for the UnderJob.

· Jerkoff Zone (jerkoffzone.com)
· Buy "Suck Off Races" (gamelink.com)

So Sunny Lane and Sasha Grey join Rachel Roxxx, Chelsie Rae, Trina Michaels, and oh-so-lovely Lexi Belle in comprising the cast of Tom Byron's latest masterpiece "King of Coochie 4." We'd like to tell you that he's just kidding with the whole royal thing, but from the tilt of his crown we're not sure that we can. He seems to be taking it pretty seriously these days. We're starting to think he reads what we write about him, like how it stands to reason that when you've pickled your "royal scepter" up in the plush wet pink insides of the most coveted pornstars of the last two decades it might go to your head.

Are you listening Tom? Um, you rock!

Thanks for giving us all something to drool over—mainly the sight of you going balls deep into two smoldering hot porn ladies at once. Gee, and we never thought we'd say those words again.

"King of Coochie 4" releases next week on the April 30th, 2009. You will want to see it. If you don't want to just take our word for it then feel free to peruse our delightful behind the scenes gallery of snaps.

· Porn Video (pornvideo.com)
· Evolution Distribution (evolutiondist.com)

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Ivana (nakednaturalgirls.com)

Gauge

Andrea Spinks (kellyfind.com)

Chelsie Rae (kellyfind.com)

Jayna Oso

Simone (galleryhost.com)

Lana Croft

Joanna Angel

Apnea (apneatic.com)

Mosh (themoshroom.com)

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Listen: I'm your friend. I don't run this site, so I am blissfully free of the pressures that bedevil our glabrous upper management, making them demand you leave comments every other day like this was an NPR fund drive or something.

Still, I bet you're wondering what the title of this movie could be, what with Chelsie Rae looking so fetching on the cover. She looks like your girlfriend at summer camp, doesn't she? There's something wholesome about it. Alas, the actual title of the movie doesn't evoke "The Wonder Years" like the picture does.

What would Fleshbot readers do? Leave alternate titles in the comments section. Or don't!- GP

· Red Light District (rlddistribution.com)
· Buy this movie (cduniverse.com)

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