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Nuts Takes The Babes On A Naked Vacation

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Keeley Hazell may have sworn off topless sunbathing, but her former lad mag pals are still quite happy to take it off on the beach. For which we are truly grateful.

Jennifer Clark And Chanelle Hayes: From Big Brother To Nuts

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 29 May 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Ah, the life cycle of reality TV stars: brought up from obscurity and into pseudocelebrity, churned through the tabloid mill, and, finally, celebrated once more in the hallowed pages of the UK's finest lad mags (currently featuring Big Brother alumnae Jennifer Clark and Chanelle Hayes).

It really is beautiful, in a way.

(Though Chanelle Hayes, you're (still!) on notice for being a niptease. Don't think we don't notice you coyly hiding the goods.)

Chanelle Hayes & Jennifer Clark Topless For NUTS 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
Chanelle Hayes & Jennifer Clark Topless For NUTS 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
Chanelle Hayes & Jennifer Clark Topless For NUTS 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
Chanelle Hayes & Jennifer Clark Topless For NUTS 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
Chanelle Hayes & Jennifer Clark Topless For NUTS 06/09 (dailypoa.com)
Chanelle Hayes & Jennifer Clark Topless For NUTS 06/09 (dailypoa.com)

Loaded Gives Us Two Topless Girls... And Chanelle

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 10:30:00 EST

Not that we're complaining—not really, anyway—since Eva and Lindsey are hot enough (and topless enough!) to make up for any nudity tease on Chanelle's part.

But it chaps our caboose to see Chanelle repeatedly getting away with these "topless" shenanigans, getting cred she doesn't deserve, while taking away the spotlight from other hardworking, actually topless models.

Hmmm... if only there were a way to battle Chanelle's trickery, while also gaining the chance to win some free porn... oh wait, there is! (And in the meantime, enjoy the photos from the shoot.)

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· Lindsey, Chanelle, & Eve Topless For Loaded Mag 02/09 (dailypoa.com)

This Week In Lad Mags: Chanelle Hayes Goes Into Hiding

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:05:43 EDT

It's a little annoying that you can't see Chanelle Hayes' body completely naked in this Nuts photo shoot—because Lucy Pinder's boobs are constantly in the way. We know they're big, but can't she keep those things under control? (boobieblog.com)