We've dug through the archives and found the cast list for the very first installment of "Barely Legal," and sent our crack team of researchers to discover where they ended up. So, "Barely Legal 1"... where are they now?

Allysin Chaynes

Stayed In Porn? Yes. Allysin went on to appear in over three hundred titles, ranging from "Slutty Schoolgirls" to "Poon Raider."

Still In Porn? Sadly, no. Allysin's last title appears to have been in 2007, and her website seems to have passed away.

See More: KellyFind, IAFD

Anastasia Blue

Stayed In Porn? Yes. Anastasia has over 100 titles under her belt.

Still In Porn? Again, no. Anastasia retired in 2005.

See More: KellyFind, IAFD

Bobbie Adore

Stayed In Porn? Yes. Though the barely legal Bobbie Adore seemed to have a hard time settling on a name (she's been Annie Bunze, Paisley Adams, Paizley Adams, Bobbie, Bobbie Adore, Annie Bunz, and Cassidey), she nevertheless embraced the adult industry, going on to make many, many films.

Still In Porn? Yes—and a Ninn Worx contract star, to boot.

See More: MySpace, KellyFind, IAFD, Fleshbot Archive

Bunny Luv

Stayed In Porn? Yes. Bunny worked as a performer until 2005, and then switched into full time director mode.

Still In Porn? Yes, though strictly behind the camera. You may have heard of her—she works under the name Celeste, for a little studio known as Digital Playground.

See More: KellyFind, IAFD, Fleshbot Archive

Cherry Chase

Stayed In Porn? Only barely: 1999 was the year of Cherry's hardcore adventures. After shooting a mere nine titles she left the industry.

Still In Porn? Alas, no.

See More: KellyFind, IAFD

Dayton Rain

Stayed In Porn? And how! Dayton has appeared in over five hundred titles, under names including Dayton Rains/Raines, Reyna Via, and Ilana Lesa.

Still In Porn? The last title we found from her dates to 2008, so we're assuming she's still in the biz.

See More: KellyFind, IAFD

Gail Westyles

Stayed In Porn? Only for the briefest of moments: IAFD credits Gail with a mere 2 films, with "Naughty Little Nymphos 2" providing the cap on her all too brief porn career.

See More: IAFD

· Barely Legal 1 (iafd.com)

With all the holiday hustle and bustle in full swing, we bet you think we forgot all about you. Nothing could be further from the truth! In fact, we've got just what you need to warm yourself up and shake off those winter blues—our very own Fleshbot Supreme Commandress and Extreme Pornstar Champion, Digital Playground contract darling Stoya (duh!).

Without gushing too hard over her, or Celeste's extraordinary effort, we'd like to say in earnest that we think you will enjoy this festive holiday release, which also stars Toby Pacific, Madelyn Marie, Alexis Texas, Jenna Haze, and Marie Luv. Feel free to peruse this ample sampling of delectable hardcore, oh discerning reader, and form your own opinion, in between donning your gay apparel and the dreidel spinning and what not. That should give us just enough time to finish our holiday shopping.

What? We're way behind too. ya know! Geez! We sincerely wish Stoya could have been our holiday babysitter.

"Stoya Atomic Tease" releases this week just in time for yule! All images belong to Digital Playground so behave yourself.

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

10. Suze Randall: "Too Naughty To Say No"

9. Candida Royalle: "Under The Covers"

8. Mason

7. Jamye Waxman
"Exploring The 'O'"

6. Diana Devoe

5. Kimberly Kane: "Morphine"

4. Stormy Daniels
"Operation Desert Stormy" (gamelink.com)

3. Belladonna
"My Ass Is Haunted"

2. Celeste
"Stoya Video Nasty"

1. Tristan Taormino
"Chemistry 4: The Orgy Edition"

Honorable Mentions (some of whom we think should have been on the list): Joanna Angel, Ashley Blue, Dana Dearmond, Aunt Gertrude

· The Top Ten Women Directors In Porn (xcritic.com)

We hold Sophia Santi in such fondness that it only occurs to us every now and then that she might not love us back. It is on these occasions when we wonder, "Have we once seen Sophia Santi smile?" This feeling, of course, puts us smack-dab in the middle of the construction worker patriarchy which daily demands female passersby "smile". It is this combination of guilt and lust, we feel, that will only imperil our teaching certification.

Sophia Santi does smile for the impish Kimberly Kane (who wouldn't?) and the sultry Karlie Montana in "Juice". Check out the documentary evidence after the gap. - GP

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"Sophia Santi's Juice", staged by Digital Playground director Celeste, showcases Santi in casual interludes in a girls-only playground of whimsy and fruit. Each scene, whether it features Santi or not, somehow involves fruit.

The above scene is actually the last of the film, in which Samantha Ryan, center, bemoans the fact that none of her recent boyfriends has been able to satisfy her. Santi coolly offers to change that, but her haughty affectation is shattered by the entrance of Kane, who burps. I like to think that the fantasy of leggy vixens cavorting together with a banana in a Hollywood rental is the same across America. I thought: "That Kimberly Kane makes everyone feel better."

Karlie Montana gets another smile out of Santi as the two prepare for a night on the town that changes to a night on the couch.

Finally, satisfied of Santi's happiness (right), I became concerned with Jelena Jensen's boobs (left). I think they need safekeeping.

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
· Buy "Sophia Santi's Juice" (gamelink.com)

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Previously: Photoplay Archive