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"Jana Cova's Juice" Does Our Bodies Good

DCypher — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

On humid summer mornings, as the sun beats a scorching path to the middle of the sky, we like to rise and drink a tall, freshly squeezed glass of "Jana Cova's Juice" to really get our day going.

Packed with all the essential vitamins and nutrients a body needs to thrive, "Jana Cova's Juice" is nature's wonder—like, say, the acai berry that Oprah won't shut up about. The same way sailors would suck on a lime to prevent scurvy, we suck on a healthy slurping of "Jana Cova's Juice" to keep ourselves hard and alert at all times, and, yes, we mean hard like Viagra. Take that Susan Summers!

Wait? What's that? We've just been informed that "Jana Cova's Juice" is not a penis extending super fruit smoothie from the rainforest, but rather the latest Celeste release from the geniuses over at Digital Playground. It's an honest mistake anyone could make. We thought she made it from scratch every morning with loving kindness.

Radiant Jana is joined in the release by an amazing cast of friends and rivals including delicious Latin beauty Alexis Love, scintillating lesbian Celeste Star, the unforgettable Lena, busty raven tressed beauty Audrey Bitoni, spicy seductress Mikayla, drop dead beauty Alektra Blue, breathtaking cocksucker Paulina James, and last (but far from least) the incomparable Carli Banks, whom we have tried endlessly to get to hook up with us to no avail. Are there any better breasts in the entire world than the ones this Hawkeye was given at birth? Of course not. (That was a trick question.)

With a line up this extraordinary, we aren't sure what else you could possibly want to know about a title? Just go get it immediately—if not sooner.

"Jana Cova's Juice" comes out this week. Drink down all the magic goodness below but remember, all these pictures are the exclusive property of Digital Playground and cannot be used without their consent, which we have but you don't. Just saying.

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Sasha Grey Slays Us In “Secretary's Day 3”

DCypher — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Though the fate of the free world's economy hangs in the balance, we still feel confident in saying that some things will never change—for instance, people wanting to screw their secretary or Sasha Grey.

And what if your secretary was Sasha Grey? Smash Pictures explores this deviously brilliant notion in their latest wonderful sex fantasy "Secretary's Day 3"—and we couldn't be happier to see it on this frisky Monday morning. Seeing one of our all time favorite starlets undressed and bent over a desk, taking a foot of black cock; why, it's the perfect start to the week, and a great beginning for this new release.

Add to that a smoldering hot lesbian scene with drop dead gorgeous muff diver Celeste Star & curvy beauty Georgia (not to mention redophile daydream Nikki Rhodes taking the pounding of her sweet young life with sexy librarian glasses on), and what would generally be a run-of-the-mill, cliché wall-to-wall is elevated into the "must see" category fast! We're pretty sure we've all but demolished the remote to our DVD player at this point, and are still in a state of total disbelief at how well volume 3 came together.

But don't just take our word for it, by all means, check out the preview gallery—which also features Sarah Vandella getting plowed hard and Mackenzee Pierce having a go at the office plumber (played by Eric Everhard).

"Secretary's Day 3" releases this Thursday from Smash Pictures. We can't believe it either!

If These Balls Could Talk: Janas Cova And Jordan in "Nymphetamine"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:00:00 EST

Michael Ninn has returned, and even though his comeback movie "Nymphetamine" appears to have been shot on the set of a cosmetics commercial, there is nary a monobrow or varicose vein to be seen.

Nymphetamine

Studio: Celluloid Addiction
Director: Michael Ninn
Cast: Janas Cova and Jordan, Karlie Montana, Cekeste Star, Faye Reagan, Charlie Laine, Heather Carolin, Georgia Jones, Jennifer Dark, Alyssa Reece

Review by: Gram Ponante

In fact, fans of Ninn will rejoice, for there is no mistaking "Nymphetamine" for anyone else's movie.

Angular, high-heeled, and haughty pornstresses make their way across floodlit sets littered with oversize spheres and reflecting pools and have their stylish ways with one another. With a little less digital penetration and a sepia filter the whole movie could be an Obsession ad, but for one new tool in Ninn's post-production portfolio.

Ninn seems obsessed with bullet-time, the slow-mo, pan, and speedup technique made famous by "The Matrix" trilogy and refined by "The 300." It was Ninn's porn version of the latter movie for a soured partnership with the gentlemen's club chain Spearmint Rhino, "The Four," that seems to be the inspiration for this kinder, gentler, plotless, and manless vignette film.

While "The Four" languishes in legal limbo, "Nymphetamine" works within a sparser landscape and just has porn women doing what they do best under such conditions, and looking icy and inaccessible doing it. We assume they're having a good time, but I doubt we will see any of Porn's current crop of big, sloppy barmaids sploshing lustily in their belly rolls in "Nymphetamine 2."

And this singularity of vision is what makes Ninn an artist. Of course the likes of Georgia Jones, Faye Reagan, Jana Cova (formerly of Digital Playground), and Jana Jordan (formerly of ... NinnWorx) would only be found picking their way among severe and whitewashed three-dimensional shapes - they are the embodiments of better girl/girl sex through geometry, and "Nymphetamine" is the perfect movie to have playing in the waiting room of your edgy architect's office - it's like "The Fountainhead" with trim, flush labia.

We're happy to have you back, Michael Ninn. But just once I'd like to see someone like Sara Vandella get nailed on a pallet of Carl's Jr. Six Dollar Burgers in one of your movies.

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Happy Fuck Like A Pirate Day: "Surrender The Booty 3"

DCypher — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:20:40 EDT

In honor of this most geekiest of interweb holidays, we thought we'd celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day in our own special way by featuring the just-released third installment of Metro's soon-to-be-venerable "Surrender The Booty" series. So what if it's less a knowing nod towards a peculiar buccaneer-obsessed online subculture than director Anton Slayer's semi-blatant ~~ripoff~~ homage to the porn juggernaut that is Digital Playground's "Pirates" phenomenon? We still get to see Fleshbot Crush Object™ Gina Lynn getting boinked while wearing a tricorn hat and striped leggings—and if that's not worth an extra-hearty "Yarrrr!", we don't know what is. (And let's not forget that "Pirates" is itself a pornic riff on a wildly successful Disney franchise, so we shouldn't knock Slayer too much for catering to what seems to be a univeral demand for watching people in eyepatches run around with parrots perched on their shoulders.)

In "Surrender The Booty 3", Gina Lynn plays a Sexy Pirate Queen (is there any other kind?) who gets involved with some sort of gangplanlk-planking imbroglio withfledgling Fleshbot Crush Object™Shawna Lenee; the two of them are joined by a crew of erstwhile retired starlets including Dani Woodword, Cherokee, Bella Star, and Celeste Star, all of whom work hard to warm up your shivering timber.

After perusing this preview gallery, we have to say that all thoughts of pirates and the Seven Seas and potentially irritatingly overplayed web memes couldn't have been further from our minds. It’s just great to see Shawna Lenee and Gina Lynn in a porn movie together—whether they happen to be wearing striped stockings or not.

Metro Interactive will release "Surrender The Booty 3" this week.

• "Surrender The Booty 3" (DVD info @ metrointeractive.com)

Naked Girls Smoking Weed: The Book

Fleshbot — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:29:17 EDT

We're not sure how we missed the publication of a new coffee table book by the kind folks at 420Girls.com a few months ago, especially since (1) it's always been one of our favorite concepts for a hot naked babe site, (2) the book features several Fleshbot faves including Charlie Laine, Celeste Star, Brittany Andrews, and Ashton Moore showing that nothing goes better with a little T&A than a little THC, and (3) it also ... uh, we forgot what we were going to say. (BTW, did anyone see where we stashed that emergency bag of Chips Ahoy we bought yesterday? For some reason our short term memory ain't what it used to be.)

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Previously: Sativa Verte Aims High, Happy 4/20 From Superna!, Buds & Babes, Ann Marie's Pot Farm, Porn Valley Dispatch: Hillary Scott's St. Stephen's Day Green Kingdom, THC Girls, 420 Girls