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Breaking: Adorable Boobs Protected By Even More Adorable Kitty

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:55:58 EDT

The following clip combines our two favorite things in the whole world—gratuitous cleavage and hilarious cat videos. Ladies, if you're tired of hands-y creeps who are constantly after your ta-tas, this feline security device is your can't miss solution. (Click thumbnail for video.)

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· Cat Protects Boobs (Dailymotion, via Boobie Blog)

Catwoman Porn Helps You Make It Through The Dark (K)Night

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:45:36 EDT

The Most Important Movie To Be Released This Or Any Other Summer came out to near unanimous praise last week, but it did have one fatal flaw: it chose to have two horribly disfigured men as the villains instead of, say, a sexy female seductress dressed in a skin-tight catsuit. That's a pretty boneheaded move by the producers if you ask us. But even we didn't realize the missed potential until we saw this post on High on Sex about Catwoman porn. Maybe these babes don't measure up to Eartha Kitt's naughty purring, but they are certainly nastier and harder to tame. How many of the nine sequels, er ... lives does the franchise have left?

· Catwoman Naked (RedTube)

· Catwoman gets fisted (RedTube)

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· Catwoman Video Thursday

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Previously: Mystery Men (And Women): Top Ten Masked Sex Videos Not Starring Batman

Pussy plus pussies equals ... well, you...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 15:41:40 EDT

Pussy plus pussies equals ... well, you get the idea. We think the pictures speak for themselves, but we added the words anyway because we can't resist a good LOL. (dru.pl)

We must be learning the language by osmosis...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:20:19 EDT

We must be learning the language by osmosis or something, because this Japanese cat girl video makes perfect sense to us ... and we didn't even have the sound on the first two times we watched. Spooky, huh? (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)