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Vintage (And Not-So-Vintage) Catfight Girls On YouTube

Jonnobot — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:50:11 EDT

You kids today, you think you invented everything. The rusty trombones! The dirt pipe smoothies and the ass milkshakes, or whatever you're drinking in those hipster cocktail lounges these days! And what about hot girl-on-girl catfights? You think that no one ever filmed a crisp slap to the cheek or some down-and-dirty apartment wrestling before those newfangled camcorder thingamajiggies came along? Well, YouTube user girlfitewiz is here to set you straight: you'll find dozens of vintage and brand spanking new female wrestling and catfight clips via his (?) profile page, and thousands more on the free Ultimate Female Fighting Links groups that several of the clips will point you to. Sure, those early Hollywood and stag reel-type clips might seem a little tame by today's standards. But hey, even all that modern dirt pipe milkshake action had to start somewhere.

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• girlfitewiz's YouTube profile (youtube.com)
• See also: Ultimate Female Fighting Links (Yahoo! groups; free registation required)

We do our best around here to research these...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:35:51 EDT

We do our best around here to research these things, really, but (1) we don't know who these gals are, (2) we don't know what they're fighting about and, (3) frankly, we don't care. When watching skinny Italian babes in bikinis get into a knock-down, drag-out, hair-pulling catfight, little details like that aren't that important. (Click for video.)

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· Hottie Fight video (break.com)

Aria Vs. Bianca: Battle Royale

Jonnobot — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:46:43 EDT

And while we're on the subject of topless superheroines today ... well actually we don't know whether Aria Giovanni and Bianca Beauchamp have any real superpowers aside from the uncanny ability to cause a mysterious stirring in our pants whenever they're around. But even though they may be mere mortals, their knock-down, drag-out catfight in the new issue of Bizarre is every bit as hot as we expected it to be, proving that sometimes these things really are worth the wait (and hype). In fact, all that was missing was hypnotic laser beams shooting out of their boobs and ladyparts ... but we guess you can't have everything. (Though maybe they might want to consider that for Round 2?)

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· Aria Vs Bianca Shoot! (bizarremag.com; free registration may be required)

See also:
· Bianca Beauchamp (biancabeauchamp.com)
· Aria Giovanni (ariagiovanni.com)

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Previously: "Porn Is Actually Super-Powered Women Trying To Kill Each Other"

Female Cage Fighting ... Minus The Fighting! (And The Clothes)

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:37:48 EST

After much "exhaustive" research, we've been unable to determine the provenance of this Russian (Polish?) cage fighting spectacle, where scantily clad babes symbolically beat each other up in the dreaded ultimate fighting octagon to the delight of swarthy and presumably drunk onlookers. Two girls enter, no bikini tops leave! Perhaps it's better that we don't know what barbaric country allows such savage rituals to go on in a public forum. Otherwise, humanitarian aid groups might be tempted to intervene and we'd be forced to entertain ourselves with less lethal forms of combat, like foxy boxing.

· "Panie w klatce" (gallery @ dru.pl, via pussycalor.com)

So you're probably not joining the Mile...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:13:03 EST

So you're probably not joining the Mile High Club anytime soon, but we may have found the next best thing—a Thai soap opera filled with sex, intrigue and lots of flight attendant catfights! Real flight attendants are not amused, apparently, but how do you think real desperate housewives feel? (guardian.co.uk + Jezebel)

Catfight!

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:15:45 EST

All this over Tila Tequila? (Jezebel)

We know they're easy targets right now,...

Fleshbot — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:18:17 EDT

We know they're easy targets right now, but there's something about Tara Reid calling Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears "stupid" in the interview accompanying her new FHM spread that strikes us as a little unfair. Couldn't she have just waited 'til they're back to their old selves so they could all settle their differences via a three-way bikini oil wrestling macth like they're supposed to? (fhmonline.com)

Breaking: Britney Spears Not Even Trying Anymore

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 14:03:23 EDT

Shame on you celebrity boobie bloggers. We rely on you and your generous tips to alert us the second any see-through blouse, a cold breeze, or an errant bra strap unveils even the slightest hint of rich or famous nipple. Yet there we were, wandering aimlessly around the web when we stumbled upon the latest and greatest wardrobe malfunction from one Miss Britney Spears. And where did we find this bounty? A freakin' girly blog. That's right, our increasing slutty little sister, Jezebel, scooped us in our Celebrity NippleWatch™ duties. It's not like we have anything brilliant to add about the world's greatest living trainwreck pulling a Tara Reid in the middle of Hollywood Boulevard, but it's the principle of the thing you know? We thought they were going to write about ribbons and perfume and stuff like that. Between this, their secret laundry porn fantasies, and their thoughts on the New York Times love letter to spunk (which frankly has left us all a little unsettled), we're starting to wonder if we should stop taking our bosses' phone calls. As long as no one tells those chicks about the tentacles, we think our jobs are safe.

· You've Got To Admire Her A Little Bit Because Miss Britney Jean Spears Obviously Doesn't Give A Shit + Laundry Baskets: Good Things To Have, But Not As Sex Props + All About Sperm, And A Whale Of Disturbing Phrases To Describe It (Jezebel)
· A Salute To Sperm (Gawker)

Previously: Wet Spots: Britney Spears Nailed By The Bra Police, Morning Wood: Britney Spears, Fashion Icon, Britney Spears: Off The Deep End?

There's Always Room For Jell-O Wrestling

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 14:45:18 EDT

As our loyal readers well know, female Jell-O wrestling is a growth sport that is making huge strides in your seedier bars and frat house basements. And why not? It combines every guy's three favorite things—food, girls in sexy lingerie, and catfights. Thanks to some research by the bloggers at YesButNoButYes, you can see for yourself just how big this phenomenon is getting. They've got ten underground videos of this slippery madness, plus a bonus a clip to show you how to start your own private slosh club. Hey, when you can find yourself on YouTube, you know you've arrived. They don't put just any old crap on there, after all.

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· Lunch Hour Veg: Jello Wrestling (more videos @ yesbutnobutyes.com)
· Thumbnail via Amateur Female Jello Wrestling - Best Of Gallery (jellowrestle.com)

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Previously: NYC Amateur Female Jello Wrestling, Girls Fighting, Catfights!