Too Hot For Disney: Ho White And The Seven Dwarves

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:30:01 EDT

We sure hope the Jamieson's Beer people have sold some beer, because Disney now wants their heart cut out and put in a box.

The Foundry, the advertising agency that skankified the classic character, said they "challenged the consumer's notion of what this beer was," and we couldn't agree with them more. Allegedly, the dwarves (dwarfs?) represent seven types of drunks, but they could just as easily represent the seven types of post-coital emotions. It must be some damn good beer.

If Disney were smart, they'd put all this bad blood aside and cast Megan Fox in the Ho White full-length feature (she kinda looks like Megan Fox, doesn't she?). All this press is just going to sell more raspberry ale and cartoon porn, and Disney isn't doing anything to capitalize on that. Keep your pimp hand strong, Disney.

· AdFreak.com (adweek.com)
· AdelaideNow (news.com.au)

Her (Very) Sexy Art School Summer

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:40:38 EDT

Do you find yourself sitting around wondering, "Man, why won't somebody make a full-length cartoon that's all about a young woman making art, exploring her sexuality, and banging a bunch of dudes?" Well be happy that someone finally did: "My Art School Summer" tells the story of Carol Jones, a young woman who spends a summer at art school finding herself (and more than a few orgasms). The plot-to-sex ratio is a little too high for us to actually consider this a straight-up porn flick—but whatever you want to call it, it's still a cute, funny cartoon with a lot of explicit animated sex. Watch the trailer and decide for yourself.

· Libido Films - My Art School Summer (libidofilms.com)

Fleshbot: straight, cartoon

Too Hot For Disney: Ho White And The Seven Dwarves

Her (Very) Sexy Art School Summer