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"Big Mommy Boobs 6": A Sexy Sign Of The MILFish Times

DCypher — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:00:00 EDT

These days, it seems like there's no shortage of busty MILF porn releases. Week after week, moms have slowly but steadily climbed their sexy way back into the spotlight.

Considering how many people have lost their jobs, homes, and health insurance, we have to wonder if people are simply attaching themselves sexually to the wholesome and safe image of motherhood as a source of comfort and safety. Now if only we could get a decent medium to help us part the veil of death so we could get Freud's opinion...hmmm.

Whether or not there's a direct link between the harsh economic times we are living through and the rise in MILF titles, we may never know. Ultimately we'll have to leave that kind of speculation to magic number crunching genius Nate Silver.

While Nate works on that, we'd like to take time out to enjoy New Sensations latest MILFtastic offering, "Big Mommy Boobs 6," which we would have personally called "Journey into Jugland" if we were in charge over there.

Sienna West, Austin Kincaid, Diamond Foxxx, Holly Sampson, Sheila Marie, Devon Lee, Carolyn Reese, Morgan Reigns, Kristina Cross, Lucky Benton, and Brittany O'Connell comprise the twelve scenes offered in the two disc collector's set. We love that. Collector's set. We're trying to picture which hardcore fan has these titles up in their glass menagerie right now, next to their Taco Bell Star Wars collector's edition frosty mugs and the three legged buffalo nickel they found in their change drawer.

Pretty much every single girl in this movie blew our minds with their massive melons and tight mommy bodies. True. In the end, we gave some extra attention to redhead (shocking) Sienna West and blonde beauty Holly Sampson. These mommies really rev our engine.

"Big Mommy Boobs 6" releases today from New Sensations. Check out our exclusive gallery.

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"Operation Tropical Stormy" Declassified

DCypher — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Whether or not Wicked Pictures darling Stormy Daniels will make a Senate run is still relatively unclear. One thing that's for sure though is that the buxom blonde will be making waves either way this summer.

That's because in less than a week Wicked Pictures will be declassifying all of their files on "Operation Tropical Stormy"—which is their high tech way of saying they're releasing the movie. Shot in such exotic locations as Hawaii and Chatsworth, OTS is the fiscally irresponsible sequel to Stormy's blockbuster porn epic—"Operation Desert Stormy."

Once again, secret agents Rachel and George (Stormy Daniels and Evan Stone) are paired up. Having just saved the world and been promoted, they reward themselves with a relaxing cruise that leaves them stranded on a jaguar and sex-crazed cannibal infested jungle hellhole. Oh, and it's also the secret lair of North Korean playboy dictator Kim Jong-Il. Despite the incredible duress they are perpetually under (with the threat of imminent death comically lurking behind every single moment on the island), the two manage to squeeze in just about as much ball-draining, snatch-quenching fuck action as a couple of horny honeymooners at a swingers convention in Jamaica.

Joining Miss Daniels and Mister Stone are a burgeoning cast of morally uninhibited young strumpets including Anabelle Lee, Nikki Rhodes, Devon Lee, Gianna Lynn, Mikayla Mendez, Mya Luanna, Shyla Stylez, Sammy Rhodes, Carolyn Reese, Havana Ginger, Renae Cruz, Desiree Diam, Mia Lelani, and Bella Ling. A cast of that size seems like reason enough to give this monster a look.

Whether or not this sequel will pack the punch of its predecessor, which garnered such lofty awards as AVN's 2008 "Best Comedy", XRCO's 2008 "Best Director", Nightmove's "First Choice," and 2008 Empire Award's "Best Overall DVD", "Best Feature", "Editor's Choice Best Video" and "Viewer's Choice Best Video", we cannot say. For now, we're just too busy pouring over the embarrassment of riches they included in promotional materials and waiting for our Operation Tropical Stormy Coconut Rum Flavored Lube to arrive—which should be here any minute now.

"Operation Tropical Stormy" floods onto streets at high tide next week. Check out our exclusive sneak peek now. And to Stormy Daniels we say—good luck with both this amazing looking movie and your Senate bid!

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No Plot, Just Big Big Boobs In "Big Natural Tits 3"

DCypher — Wed, 27 May 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Tig oles, monster mammary jiggle jugs, economy sized sweater stretching funbags, mouth watering massive melons. Call them what you will. Sin City's got a fresh fix of them in their latest release, "Big Natural Tits 3," which comes out next week.

Carolyn Reese, Sierra Skye, Riley Evans, Brooke Banner, and Sara Stone join forces as a crime fighting team of big breasted, silicone-free, super ninja, cock craving ball drainers intent on ridding the world of semen, one slurp at a time.

When an evil syndicate of endowed criminal geniuses attempt destroy to capitalism by systematically replacing American pennies with Canadian ones, it's up to these quivering beauties to milk their ambitions clean out of them—and bring them to justice!

All right, so maybe we made that last part up. The truth is, there's no real plot. Just boobs, and big ones, too—the size of your head! Personally, we don't need any distractions from the jugs—but you be the judge.

"Big Natural Tits 3" is a brand spanking new release from Sin City. We get so thirsty just looking at 'em.

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“MILF Seekers 15” Offers Compelling Historical Narrative

DCypher — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:00:00 EDT

In case you didn't notice, it's now Wednesday, or "hump day," as it is known—which means that in order to finish out this week, we're all going to need a dash of sexy MILF.

But which MILF title out of the slushy sea of MILF titles should we select to get us through another week of bailouts and Senate hearings and bank failures, you ask? Why not chose one with a compelling historical narrative? (Yeah. We went there.) And that is where "MILF Seekers 15" comes into the picture. Brace yourselves...cause here it comes.

Ever since noted plagiarist and best selling "author" Dan Brown regaled us with his Christ conspiracy theories, and Tom Hanks lulled us into a gentle sleep with the hilarious movie version, it seems as though everyone and their mother is suddenly an expert on the Knights Templar. Just last week, we overheard heady conversations about the shadowy roots of their origins, blended with hearty doses of myth and liberal anachronisms sung between two of the thickest hillbilly accents we've ever heard dredged out of the family swamp. (To paraphrase Will Ferrell playing former "President" George W. Bush, we didn't know it was amateur historian night!)

A lesser known but far more compelling myth, in our esteemed opinion, is that of the "MILF Seeker," as presented to us from the renowned scholars over at Pink Visual. According to an "invented" legend, the MILF Seekrers are a party of rakish rogues who scoured the land, far and wide, eagerly hunting not for gold or silver but for to collect carnal knowledge of the sexiest, sluttiest matriarchs the world had to offer.

Thousands of years later, the legend still lives on, as well-endowed warriors whip it out to fuck a new sextet of magnificent MILFtastiticness, then deposit huge silky loads of pearly white cum all up inside of them or baptize them in hot spew.

What? You people were the ones that believed the Da Vinci Code—and that retarded movie didn't even have hot fucking! "MILF Seekers 15" has April Blossom, Dakota Reed, Sheila Marie, Carolyn Reese, and hot as fuck Jordan Nevaeh. We'll take that any day over a bunch of old dudes conspiring to hide the fact that Jesus and Mary had French children.

"MILF Seekers 15" releases this week from Pink Visua. Please just don't go around the mall or nail salons the rest of the week dressed like a Knight talking in Middle English, because that would be bad.

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Tom Byron Lovingly Lords Over His Hot Cast In "King Of Coochie"

DCypher — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:00:00 EST

We're generally weary of acknowledging meat puppet swagger. But in Tom Byron's case we'll make an exception, since he's marinated his pickle for two decades in the hottest women on the planet and all.

If anything, we're surprised not that he's putting out a new release cleverly titled “King of Coochie," but that it took him this long to figure it out. We've known that about you for years, Tom.

Byron packs his first release with some of the names we've grown to love over the last, um, year... including Tori Black, Dakoda Brookes, Savannah Stern, Shayne Ryder, and Carolyn Reese. His publicist was quick to remind us that “coochie” is a healthy part of a daily diet and that it contains no trans fat or MSG—something we try to avoid while fulfilling our snatch habit.

One thing is undoubtedly clear: Byron lords over the hot young harlots in this all sex release, taking unmistakable joy in slamming long and deep into their tight pink boxes. This is one man who really loves his job—and it shows! Good for you, Tom, and good luck!

"King of Coochie" streets today from Evolution Distribution.

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"Sperm Receptacles 4" Bears Witness To Porn's Promise

DCypher — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 15:00:00 EST

We'd like to offer you a point of reference: from now on when someone says, "Dude, it was a total sausage-fest," this is what they're talking about!

Dulcet darling Aiden Starr illustrates what having a “sword fight” in your mouth really means (in ways heretofore only possible in anime). The intrepid blonde with the knockout body displays a bottomless rapaciousness, one which compels her to unimaginable heights of sexual gluttony as she devours enough man meat to put Takeru Kobayashi to shame. Accompanying her with equal vigor, and wantonness, are a choir of lusty angels whose oral convictions are equaled only by their ineffable allure.

Rayveness offers compelling evidence of her unique talent, satisfying a throbbing quiver of cock without ever losing that hypnotic stare. Similarly dirty beauty Charley Chase bears witness to an extraordinary hunger for a degree of deviance and perversion we have grown to expect from our starlets. Add to that Carolyn Reese, Emma Heart, Claire Dames, Charlotte Vale, and Rebecca Lane, and you've got over 3 hours of mind numbing talent fulfilling the promise that porn has sown from the start: that these girls lovingly perform acts at which average women balk. Isn't that what it's really all about?

Well done, Mike Johns. Well done.

"Sperm Receptacles 4" releases this week from Jules Jordan Video. Don your raincoats and bear witness.

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Evil Angel's "Anal Beach Buns": Doing It Circus Style

DCypher — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:05:11 EDT

Usually the directness of most porn movie titles tells you exactly what you can expect once you crack open that DVD case. And in some ways, Evil Angels' "Anal Beach Bums" does not depart from this tried and true formula: the movie contains more than its fair share of anal exploits, some of which we understand actually took place near a beach. But that title is a little misleading as well, or at least not entirely descriptive as it could have been. For, you see, "Anal Beach Bums" contains some of the most astounding circus-style sex acts we have witnessed in a long time.

Watch Bobbi Starr juggling large black balls while balancing between two giant rods! Thrill to the sight of Emilianna and Carolyn Reese performing death-defying feats of cunnilingus! Marvel as Ricki White and Rucca Page make one man’s meat completely disappear within their fleshy confines—and you won't believe how Velicity Von and her sexy assistant Lexi Love manage to charm Sean Michaels' raging python into submission!

Of course, you won't see Ashley Blue pulling a string of large anal beads from her nether reigons before getting tongue fucked by Melissa Lauren in any big top we know of. After all, this ain't your usual greatest show on earth.

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My Dinner With Ass: "Asseaters Unanimous 16"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:40:39 EDT

Veteran porn dude Tom Byron announced today that he has just finished shooting "Asseaters Unanimous 16: Dinner for Two". The reason he is hyping the movie now, before it is even available, is because, he says, "This is probably the best two girl asseating movie ever made. Come to think of it, it's the only two girl asseating movie ever made." Well, except for "Pearl Harbor."

From the press release: "I was sitting around thinking in all my years in the biz, all the sex scenes I've done, what is the best part of the experience, the ultimate? Well, that would be when one girl is sucking my cock and another is eating my ass. Or, one girl sitting on my face and the other eating my ass. Or, two girls eating my ass at once... you get the idea! I thought, 'why not make a movie about it?' And so Asseaters Unanimous 16: Dinner for Two was born."

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"Asseaters Unanimous 16" also stars Jandi Lin, Jada Fire, Angel Eyes, Naudia Nyce, Darryl Hanah, Flower Tucci, Carolyn Reese, Roxy DeVille, Adrianna Nicole, Holly Wellin, Dana DeArmond, and Paris Gables.

We are sorry that we have nothing else to tell you about this movie, since we're already late for dinner for the rest of our lives.

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