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Sophie Dee's Former Breasts In "Memoirs Of A Gusher 5"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Remember the 1997 novel and 2005 Hollywood movie "Memoirs of a Geisha"? Well, this female jackfest has nothing to do with those works. I don't know how the authors could have reconciled Sophie Dee squirting across the Japanese countryside.

Memoirs of A Gusher 5

Studio: Pink Visual
Director: various
Cast: Sophie Dee, Katherine Lee, Carmella Santaigo, Jaime Tyler, Nikki Hilton

Review by: Gram Ponante

Not only is the lone squirting Asian in the movie, Katherine Lee, not Japanese, but she also doesn't look too concerned about her family's lasting shame. "Memoirs of a Gusher" is one of those porn puns that has come to be accepted on its own merits, even as the object of the joke has faded from memory. Like when I released "To Sir, With a Handjob."

Anyway, this movie is interesting for its two great bookending scenes, the first with covergirl Sophie Dee, who squirts 11 camera-soaking times, and the second with the vivacious Carmella Santiago.

Both Dee and Santiago are delightful interview subjects, and the directors of both scenes made sure to place them against slightly dark backgrounds, so that when they squirted, we'd see it.

This movie also marks one of Dee's final scenes before she got her stupendous boob job. In this movie, even though she's squirting all over the place, she looks almost innocent.

The three scenes in the middle are somewhat squirty, but not particularly dramatic. Plus it's hard to tell when someone is squirting if the room is too bright. Squirting is about spectacle, and we need to see the streams arcing through the air.

The movie returns to form with Santiago, who smiles like a Disney tour guide through her scene, and we're happy right along with her.

Even if we might not remember Arthur Goden's novel or Rob Marshall's film, "Memoirs of a Gusher 5" at least allows us to see, one final time, Sophie Dee's former breasts.

Bush, Glorious Bush!

DCypher — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:00:00 EDT

The girls in LFP's soon-to-be released "Barely Legal Bush" are so young, so fresh, so ripe, that no one's explained to them the current standards of pubic coiffure. Dive on in and get a mouthful of that blessed beaver.

Porn spoof god Will Ryder helms this tangled tale starring hirsute beauties Laurie Vargas, Britney Ray, Honey Dejour, Carmella Santiago, and Destiny Day. While none of his porn superpowers are brought to bear upon this particular work (particularly the impressive ability to spoof almost anything), it is still quite obvious that the hand of a genius is at play. The girls work themselves up into a frothy lather with wild abandon at his slightest stylish suggestion. The attention to lustrous detail in every shot is evidence of his prime conditioning as a true artist. Then, as the foaming goodness reaches a sweet fever pitch he washes it all off, rinsing away the foaming lust with it's pure sparkling shine and leaving no more tears.

As a matter of fact, we're pretty sure he might have once worked at Johnson & Johnson.

The only thing missing is Ryder himself descending like Rapunzel, "deus ex machina," in the final scene to show the last lad how to properly peel back 70's style beaver bush to eat it without getting a mouth full of short and curlies.

"Barely Legal Bush" comes out next week from LFP but you can witness the power of the beaver right now in our exclusive gallery.

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Beyond-the-Grave Booty Call: Stoya In "Scream"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Digital Playground's "Scream" series, in which its starlets find themselves in spooky, dirty situations, has found a perfect cover girl in Stoya, in that she looks like a sexy ghost.

Stoya: Scream

Studio: Digital Playground
Director: Celeste
Cast: Stoya, Evan Stone, Alexis Texas, Carmella Santiago, The Love Twins, Mahlia Milian, Madison Ivy, Tommy Gunn, Derrick Pierce

Review by: Gram Ponante

Stoya reminds us that you can't say "Boobies" without first saying "Boo."

And it's a great idea. What better visceral combination than horror and sex? But "Scream" only hints at horror; it's real job is to get the likes of Stoya, Alexis Texas, and Madison Ivy naked. In that way, "Scream" is to horror movies what "Nurses" was to "ER."

Five scenes place Stoya and friends far enough out of harm's way that Digital Playground can never be accused of making snuff porn (not a drop of blood is shown) but fans of Girls in Danger have enough of a scary back story before the sexing happens.

Stoya appears in three scenes: the first finds Stoya and Alexis Texas watching a slasher movie, waiting for Stoya's boyfriend. He shows up, scares them briefly, and they all fuck seconds later. Scary!

She next appears in a new take on the classic "You couldn't have seen her; SHE'S BEEN DEAD FOR TWENTY YEARS" scenario, except this time Stoya has an interracial posthumous Sapphic interlude with Mahlia Milan. Scary!

Finally, she shares a kitchen scene with Evan Stone that makes me want to join her in her vegan lifestyle. What they did to a perfectly good steak was truly horrifying on many levels. Don't show this scene to someone who can only afford Ramen products.

Other standout performances include Carmella Santiago (I like to call her Carmella-toe Santiago in this movie), who inadvertently has sex on a bed under which rots a corpse, and Madison Ivy, who quite deliberately has sex on top of Tommy Gunn. Evan Stone returns with the Love Twins in probably the best utilization of their skills possible.

"Stoya: Scream" was not scary and at times seemed busily in love with its post-production to the detriment of the scenes.

But the movie was fun, Stoya was, as always, a delight to watch, game and never aloof of the performance. The only real crime was that she was forced to hold her own butt on the cover photo. She is a major star now: surely they could have found someone to do that for her.

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
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“The Bigger The Better 3” Transforms Young Girl Vagina Right Before Your Eyes

DCypher — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:00:00 EDT

The secret to life, as the cast of "The Bigger The Better 3" has come to realize, is to love what you do and find pleasure in the simple things in life—like huge black cock!

Kayme Kai, Katrina Angel, Carmella Santiago, Audrey Elson, Hailey Young, Ashli Orion, Aliana Love, Aaliyah Jolie, Amina Sky, Alexa Benson, Joclyn Stone, Aurora Snow, and Leah Livingston probably have a lot more in common than they realize. For example, in addition to the fact that they're all young girls who have crossed the color line, and who openly enjoy being plowed wide open by ridiculously over sized black cock, they all also really like the color pink, and butterflies, and pedicures on Spa Day! (Okay, so maybe we can't confirm those last few details, but we have our suspicions.)

What we can say for sure, after watching them work with Boz and Shane, is that they really do love the black cock. That much is true. Clearly their experiences with these two well endowed gentlemen have changed them for life—and we're grateful to bear witness to that transformation. Things—and by "things" we mean their "vaginas"—will never be the same again.

"The Bigger The Better 3" releases later this week from Digital Sin. If this sneak peek gallery below doesn't convince you that you should own it, we're not sure what will. It is magnificent!

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“Stoya Scream” Is Sufficient Tea Bag Protest For Us

DCypher — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Tax day is normally a trying time for many Americans, especially from the depths of this bottomless depression. Only a true object of beauty and perversion like Stoya could cheer us up today.

Lucky for us, Digital Playground apparently understands our sadness more than ever, since they have decided to release this latest Celeste cut to the world. "Stoya Scream" howls with all the intensity of famed beat poet Ginsberg, nurturing our tender, broken souls in the process, and lulling us back to calm with all the compassion of a loving mother.

Our Supreme Commandress is joined by Carmella Santiago, Madison Ivy, Lindsey Love, Lacey Love, Alexis Texas, Mahlia Milan, and Soliel. We feel in love with Carmella the minute we saw those big pouting lips twist in ecstasy as young stud Derrick Pierce drove his rigid tool all the way up into her well-groomed patch of fur and plush wet pink.

So while wing nuts from the penis army march across the cold face of the land protesting we're not sure what, we'll stay indoors for our "tea bag" party today, enjoying the pale-skinned darling Stoya as she restores our spirit with her unswerving brand of dirtiness coupled with an immaculate beauty that won us over at first sight.

"Stoya Scream" releases next week from those geniuses over at Digital Playground, but you can see a small sample in the galleries below. Look but don't touch.

· Images courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Boz Continues His Arduous Journey Towards Actually Doing Them All

DCypher — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:00:00 EST

Having a cock like a breadbox means more than never having to say you're sorry. It also means not having to introduce yourself. Witness Boz's extraordinary journey towards fulfilling every woman on the planet.

Of course, with every blessing comes an attendant curse; for sewn into the sugary linings of immeasurable pleasure are the bitter, thorny stitches of opulent sorrow. Such is the heavy, inescapable weight of Samsara—and our abnormally endowed friend Boz knows this better than anyone. Despite having the kind of cock most men would kill to possess, and a line around the block of horny women of every imaginable flavor just begging to take a ride on it, still he must attempt to fulfill his pledge of literally fucking the world. Our heart goes out to the poor guy.

In his second release from Digital Sin, "Boz Does Them All! Volume 2," he courageously plunges his magical mangina deep into the hot, plush wetness deep at the pink centers of Satine Phoenix, Mina Lee, Presley Staxx, Bella Ling, Katrina Angel, Alyssa Dior, Carmella Santiago, Morning Star, Hailey Young, Ashli Orion, and Nikki Vee. With history as his witness, along with a dedicated following of unabashed fans, he furiously pumps away, never for a moment thinking of his own needs and desires.

We don't know if he sees a chiropractor in between sessions, or if he does a lot of stretching. We do know that he utilizes levity in between splitting luscious ladies open, if his coy coital expressions are any indication, to lighten his Herculean task. From all of us here at Fleshbot, thanks, man. We get it.

"Boz Does Them All! Volume 2" comes out this week from Digital Sin, but feel free to gawk in awe at the gallery we provided for you anyway.

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)

Beauties Vs. Beasts: The Saga Continues

DCypher — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:20:08 EDT

In the original version of the French fairy tale "Beauty and the Beast", a cruel Prince is fated to live as a ghastly creature until he is released from his spell and united with his Princess forever. With various modifications, the story became the basis for several well-known adaptations over the years: artists as diverse as Jean Cocteau and the Disney corporation found inspiration in this classic tale of true love.

While we'd love to say that the folks at Vengeance XXX drew upon this illustrious creative lineage in producing "Beauties and the Beast 2". the fact is that this is not so much a sequel as a full-blown reimagining of the source material. To say the (very) least.

In fact, they don't even pretend that there's a story here: "Beauties and the Beast 2" merely cribs a famous title and goes straight to the meat of the matter by pitting Boz’s monstrous unit against the likes of hapless beauties Bella Ling, Alyssa Dior, Lana Violet, Britney Stevens, and Carmella Santiago. Who needs all that tedious expository dialogue anyway?

Nevertheless, "Beauties and the Beast 2" still functions as a sort of porn fairy tale by showing us that monsters really do exist ... and there really are beauties out there capable of taming them. In fact, everyone winds up with a happy ending after all—happy and sore, that is. But still happy!

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• Photos courtesy Digital Sin/New Sensations (newsensations.com)