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Candy Girl

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:15:00 EDT

Priya Rai (boobieblog.com)

We Smell Sex And Candy

Evelyn Leigh — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 18:30:00 EST

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? Well, these two girls are about to find out (and, by extension, so are we!).

Now, we were always taught that the proper way to lick your way to the center of a pop was with your tongue and tongue alone, but perhaps these girls grew up with different rules. We're not calling them cheaters, or anything, but we have a sneaking suspicion that using, ahem, lips to get to that sweet gooey center isn't commonly accepted as fair play. But alls fair in sex and candy, right?

· Teeny sluts trade their lollypops for dildos (pornhub.com)

Sweet Love: Top Ten Hottest Sex And Candy Videos

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 30 May 2008 12:30:57 EDT

Is there anything quite as tasty as a hot and heavy makeout session, a juicy pair of boobs, or a nice long blowjob? Well, the sweet taste of a nice piece of candy or a juicy popsicle or a mouthful of chocolate syrup comes close. Now if only you could combine all those tantalizing flavors ... well, you'd have something along the lines of today's video roundup. Be sure to bring your sweet tooth and join us after the jump. (Note: Fleshbot is not responsible for cavities or spoiled appetites.)

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Two hot lesbians taking off candy bikinis (megarotic.com)

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candy butt anal (megarotic.com)

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SUCKING DICK WITH CANDY!! (megarotic.com)

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kate's playground - the popsicle (megarotic.com)

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Very sweet homesex (pornhub.com)

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Candy Girls in Action Naked (pornhub.com)

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BJ with ice cream (megarotic.com)

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Three lesbian MILFs fucking with toys on the kitch (megarotic.com)

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yummy chocolate syrup!!! (megarotic.com)

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Lesbian milfs sucking choclate sauce of tits (pornhub.com)

Chocolate Dick Hats: A Hands-On

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:46:18 EDT

If you're like us (and you are, aren't you?), you've spent the last few weeks wondering whether Chocolate Dick Hats were legitimate sexual enhancement products or just a useless (but tasty!) novelty item destined to wind up giggled over but unused in bachelorette party grab bags the world over. Fortunately, we managed to get our hands on a few samples and answer this important question once and for all so we can all get back to wondering about ... uh, other stuff. So what did our crack consumer testing team find out?

· Chocolate Dick Hats are big. Really, really big. Unless your cock is as big as a baby's arm, these are going to be more like dick boats and than dick hats.

· Dick hats are not sexy. Penises weren't meant to wear cowboy hats. Or Viking hats. Especially not ones that bob and sway in the breeze.

· Blowjobs are better when they taste like fancy chocolate. The sheer size of these things makes them a little difficult to eat, but as they melt in your mouth (or on your cock), they become a lot more fun.

Despite our initial reservations, by the end of the experiment we were on board with the dick hats. Sure, you could probably achieve the same effect with a bottle of Hershey's syrup, but that can get really messy ... and somehow, it's just not as much fun.

· Chocolate Party Hats (chocolatepartyhats.com)

We have a late entry for you last-minute...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:05:14 EST

We have a late entry for you last-minute Valentine's Day shoppers. Maybe these aren't that romantic, but everyone loves to suck on a little pussy once in a while, right?
(random-good-stuff.com)

"Sex And Candy" Book Party: Eat Your Heart Out

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:15:03 EST

If you walked into a place called Pete's Candy Store and saw Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Butterfingers, Hershey's Kisses and delicious mini-cupcakes spread all over the tables, you might think that you were at some little kid's birthday party. However, this is Williamsburg, Brooklyn, so naturally the "store" is actually a bar, the birthday party is for a book, and a round of naughty mad libs produces results like, "Certain handbags often inspire fellatio." Such was the scene last Friday night for the release of "Sex and Candy," a collection of erotic short stories that feature a sugary theme. Check out our video diary of the night starring multiple Fleshbot Crush Objects, including the book's editor Rachel Kramer Bussel, shiny contributor Jennifer Dziura, and Tsaurah Litzky (reading from her story "Old-Fashioned Fudge"), plus a guest appearance by expert frosting remover Molly Crabapple. Just for the record, our teeth are still hurting.

· Buy: "Sex and Candy: Sugar Erotica" (Amazon)
· Video by Nick McGlynn

Previously: A Night At Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art Show

Tropical exuberance with a delicate, yet...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:01:44 EST

Tropical exuberance with a delicate, yet penetrating blend? Sultry mangos? Argentina's best waiting to burst from its shell? Soft, luscious and sweet pulp, alongside a solid piece of dark chocolate? Is this a candy catalog or the back cover of "South American Jungle Sluts 4"? (Boy, we are really hungry right now.) (romanicoschocolate.com, see "Flavors Chart")

We're happy that Mike and Mandy's Porn Emporium...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 14:34:11 EST

We're happy that Mike and Mandy's Porn Emporium was kind enough to share 100 nude photos with us, but we're not sure why they're labeled as "quirky." Is a chick sticking a Snickers bar in her butt while in the toilet somehow unusual? (mikeyandmandy.com)