So what makes a casting call for "Bounce 3" different from, say, a casting call for the newest Denny's commercial? Well, as you might expect, there's a lot more exposed flesh (and, we'd wager, more fake boobs). We've already picked out some of our favorite potential stars, but we'd love to hear which girls you'd like to see more of. Remember, any one of these girls could be the next Monique Alexander or Hanna Hilton.

· Vivid Casting (xcritic.com, gallery here)

Twitter, we take back all the nasty things we may have said about you: truly, you are a gift to all mankind. (Unless this turns out to be a case of Ashton "punking" us all, in which case all the nasty things we said are now doubly true.)

· Demi (twitpic.com, via taxidrivermovie.com)
· Ashton's Twitter (twitter.com)

As you know, our Supreme Commandress Stoya took home yet another award last night, adding an award for XBiz's Best New Starlet to her already bursting trophy cabinet. And how did she prepare for her big night? By learning how to surf with us in Venice Beach. We took DP's dainty darling out into the water and watched her immediately tame unruly Poseidon. Thanks to Digital Playground, we can share these exclusive images with you. Watch as the amazing Stoya masters the ancient art of wave riding.

We trolled out through the boardwalk, past Scarface posters and bongs and salvia and street performers and tattoo parlors all the way to Breakwater to check the conditions. We determined with a cursory glance that they were sloppy but ridable and stopped to posed at the graffiti wall with the devil girl art. Then it was on to legendary ZJ's Board Shop, where she attempted to change in the middle of the store while a flock of speechless surfers dropped their boards and crowded around her. Once back on the beach it took a precious few quick instructions, punctuated by gasps from gawking tourists mesmerized by her ineffable beauty, before the Philly native plunged into the icy waters and began her rigorous instructions with a bemused grin. Within ten minutes she had caught her first wave and become a bona fide surfer—the hottest one in the whole world, in our humble estimation! Kelly Slater would have been proud... amongst other things.

Stoya rode several waves before turning in for a hot shower and some tasty Mexican food. We're pretty sure she's caught the surf bug, so expect to see the stunner turning heads in Australia soon. She may be at Bells Beach, or crushing hearts at next year's Pipe Masters (and giving a new definition to the event in the process). Mahalo & aloha!

These exclusive images are courtesy of Digital Playground. Any duplication or use without written consent will result in legal consequences—so use your head, kids. We'll be watching.

We begin with a return to last weekend's San Francisco Fetish Ball, where we couldn't tell what hurt more — those restraints or that electrical tape. See more snaps after the gap.

Author and firebrand Susie Bright is even more attractive when she's being coy. Here she is at a recent reading of her "The Best of Best American Erotica 2008" in Los Angeles.

The Battle of the Plus-sized Temptresses broke out in Burbank as Bettie Rage confronted Cleopatra of the Nile with stealing her mans.

"No one tries to steal my mans," Rage did not say.

Joey and Evanka Buttafuoco smile for the camera in Hollywood following the release of their sex tape. "We only found out that room had a camera in it later," Joey told me with a straight face.

And here's the lovely Amy Fisher, who mailed this picture from the set of a Howard Stern Show appearance that she would end up leaving prematurely. "Let's talk about 2008," she said.

Pursuant to your 'load dropping'...Blue-eyed and silver-tongued devil (he's a lawyer as well as a porn dude) Don Hollywood shares some pointers with whippersnapper Nick Manning.

Finally, the delightful Rose girls, Ava and Mia, get in some family reading time at Ava's place. Mia has returned to performing after a brief hiatus and Ava looks even sweeter without makeup.

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Previously: Popshots Archive

If you're the type of person who is a little unsettled by the voyeuristic nature of galleries featuring anonymous babes photographed on the beach without their knowledge, well ... you might want to skip to the next post. Those of you who do enjoy a little virtual ogling, though—or who are just fascinated by human nature in all its pervy forms—might find it interesting to hear from someone who actually takes a lot of those pictures via this mini-interview with Flickr user "thongking." The kind folks at Sun and Sin asked where and how he takes his photos, how to avoid looking like the overeager perv that you are, and the best beaches in Florida to see some extra skin. They also probe his thoughts on the great question of the 21st Century, "How come Americans don't wear thongs anymore?" We hate to hazard a guess, but take pint-sized digital cameras, add the internet and a sprinkle of Flickr, and you just might have your answer. But don't let that stop anyone from doing what they can to bring the shore to your home. As you know, we are allergic to sunlight, so anything that brings us closer to nature is all right in our book.

· "Why are We No Longer Wearing Thongs on American Beaches?" (sunandsin.com)
· Photos from m197203 (Flickr)

Previously: Sublime Bikinis: New Zealand Cottage Industry Gone Wild, I Share My Bitch, How To Get Attention On Flickr (Hint: Thongs), The Endless Summer of the Nude Beach Babes, Nude Beach Babe Megapost, Outdoor Pussy @ VoyeurWeb: Flashing It For Cash, Plumpr, Flickr, Blogs and Ethics

Since we're feeling all warm and summery this week, our thoughts are naturally turning to the beach—specifically, when are we going to get to go to one? Fortunately, the virtual world allows to us to visit sandy shores anytime we want, even the topless and bottomless locations that are hard to find around these parts. Sex and booby blog Alrincon has just what we're looking for with this overlong post of naked beach babes. Water temperatures may still be frigid in a lot of places this month, but as you check out these photos remember that the hot and steamy weather will soon be upon us and tan lines will once again come out to play—and possibly burn away.

· Playas y sus buenas vistas (alrincon.com, via pussycalor.com)

Previously: Nudist Blogs: How The Naked Half Lives, Beach Girls on Flickr, Nude Beach Girls

The temperature broke 80 degrees in New York City (home to 42.6% of your Fleshbot crew members) yesterday, although we wouldn't know it down here in our windowless porn blogging dungeon. Gawker Media video guru Richard Blakeley did get an outdoor pass, however, and came back with video evidence that spring has indeed arrived here in the Northern climes. Perhaps you've seen the signs in your own hometown—the skirts are higher, the necklines are lower, and everything else ... well, we think you can figure out the rest. When it comes to marking the change of seasons, even that good old robin red-breast isn't as reliable as ladies' fashions. And we thought winter would never end.

· Local Weather Forecasts (yahoo.com)

Previously: Candidman's Candid Amateur Pics

We're sort of torn on this whole candid amateur photo thing: on the one hand, we'd hate to have any of our girlfriends or wives or sisters or any woman we respected be the subject of the photographic gaze of a pervy guy with a camera who wanders the streets in search of the occasional flash of panty lines or thong-clad upskirt booty shot. On the other hand, we can definitely recognize that photos like this can be sort of hot ... you know, in a pervy kind of way. So let's just say that if we ever catch Candidman snapping photos of anyone we know and posting them to his online gallery he'll have some explaining to do—but as long as he confines his work to a bunch of anonymous European-looking women and continues to obscure their faces with a twist of a Photoshop filter we'll let him persue his hobby in peace. (Besides, as long as there are no restraining orders involved as far as his subjects are concerned, what harm is there really?)

· My best Candid Pictures 2006, High Heels, Nylon, Stockings, Boots, Sexy High Heels, Downblouse, Candid Streetshots (galleries @ good-times.webshots.com, via sexblo.gs)