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Caroline Wozniacki Puts The Cameltoe Back In Tennis

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 13:30:01 EDT

There are many reasons to get excited about the US Open...but if we had to pick one, it'd have to be all the cameltoe. Oh, Caroline Wozniacki, when you're on the court, the score is always love. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Cameltoe World: For All Your Cameltoe-Related Needs

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Do you love the way a pair of tight pants cling to a lady's labia? When you dream, do you dream in cameltoe? Cameltoe World knows where your coming from: and boy, do they have what you're looking for.

With its extensive database of cameltoe pictures—showcasing the 'toe in underwear, swimsuits, jeans, bodysuits, hotpants, and even the barely legal—Cameltoe World clearly means business. But the makers of this world aren't just about the cheap thrills. Steer your way over to the "What is a cameltoe?" page for some thoughtful commentary on how a cameltoe is born, why some women rock them while others refuse, and, of course, what the future holds for the dear little cameltoe.

· Cameltoe World (cameltoeworld.com)

What kind of twisted mind puts on a production...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 13:50:03 EST

What kind of twisted mind puts on a production of "Nemo On Ice" complete with fish cameltoe and googly-eyed breasts? It's like Disney is now making and destroying your childhood memories all at the same time. (meta-mirror.com)

What celebrity would go out on the town...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:15:34 EST

What celebrity would go out on the town with such a blatant display of cameltoe? There's nothing wrong with being an insane actress who's not afraid of her body, but even Britney leaves more to the imagination than that. (x17online.com)

Over at Slate, it seems The Explainer's...

Violet Blue — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:40:43 EST

Over at Slate, it seems The Explainer's knickers are in a twist over the promotional poster for the upcoming film "Hitman," which gleefully gives us a two-toe salute of the camel variety if you look close enough at star Olga Kurylenko's crotch. We're not sure the controversy is all it's, er ... cracked up to be, but we do love watching prim-and-proper folks awkwardly choke out phrases like "genital bulge." (slate.com + gamesblog.ugo.com)

Denise Austin's Physical Education

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:45:55 EDT

Back in days of yore, when premium cable was still scrambled and the internet was just a gleam in some nerd's eye, young boys and girls had to learn about growing bodies and these strange new feelings within them from the only source available to their young and impressionable minds—television exercise shows. We're not sure if this cottage industry even exists anymore, but there was a time when hardbodied individuals doing sit ups and calisthenics on the beach in revealing spandex uniforms was what passed for legitimate entertainment.

And while the idea was that you would actually do the exercises along with the instructors, the typical viewers were actually hungover college students and unemployed factory workers hoping for a nice shot of some deep knee squats. Hopefully, all of that explains our misty-eyed nostaglia for this multimedia tribute to Denise Austin, queen of the sports bra-ed wonders. Nobody stretched it out quite like her ... well, except maybe some of her more dedicated followers without access to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

· Denise Austin Picture Page (sound file warning @ celebrityboobsandbutts.com)

Previously: Miss Candy's Domination Training: No Pain, No Gain, Body Builder Porn, Nude Yoga: Get Bent (Into Shape)

We don't know about you guys, but we could...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:20:14 EDT

We don't know about you guys, but we could really go for an ice cold Coke right about now. We also have an urge to teach the world to sing, but that might just be a coincidence. (voyeurweb.com)

Camel Toe Six Pack (= Lots Of Camel Toes)

Fleshbot — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 13:29:56 EDT

We were intrigued by the title of this picdump blog, which seemed to promise a bold new advance in cameltoe portability and convenience, until we realized that all it meant was that the expertly curated selection of cameltoe pics were posted in groups of six. But is it just us, or do the 'toes here seem a little more juicy, the clefts that much more pronounced, than those in a lot of other cameltoe pic collections we've come across? Maybe there's still hope for our dreams of an industrial strength super size cameltoe delivery vehicle yet!

· Camel Toe Six Pack (x-desktop-sixpack.blogspot.com)

Previously: Celebrity Cameltoe Watch™: Rachel Smith, Miss USA 2007, Girls in Tight Jeans, Cameltoes @ Kladblog, Cameltoe.tv, DVD: "Cameltoe Perversions #2"

Wimbledon: The All-England Upskirt Challenge

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:30:10 EDT

The Championships at Wimbledon are all about tradition. Strawberries and cream, grass courts, bows and curtsies to the assembled royalty, and when it comes to dress code—tennis whites only are allowed on the hallowed grounds. Of course, what you wear under those tennis whites is entirely up to you, as French teen Tatiana Golovin showed the whole word when she showed the whole world her pair of fire engine red undies during this week's Grand Slam event. Catching a glimpse of grunting hotties in their oh-so-short skirts is also a time-honored tradition, but no one has ever seen anything like that at Centre Court. Hey, it only took female players 100 years or so to get the same prize money as men, so maybe it's time to break a few other traditions as well.

· Hotpants on parade as Wimbledon players sell tradition short (dailymail.co.uk)
· I am - Tennis Bitches of the Day (drunkenstepfather.com)
· Wimbledon Babes (nuts.co.uk)

Previously: 2007 Calendar Watch: Maria Sharapova, Beyoncé Rocks The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Keeley Hazell's Wimbledon Preview, Subtle Lesbianism in Female Sports, Maria Sharapova's Flying Balls, Sharapova vs. Williams

Celebrity Cameltoe Watch™: Rachel Smith, Miss USA 2007

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:20:12 EDT

While you were out drinking on Friday night, the leadership in this country changed hands as Miss Tennessee Rachel Smith won the Miss USA pageant. The crown was passed to her from reigning wild child Tara Conner, but only time will tell if the new champ will follow in the footsteps of her predecessor when it comes to creating controversy. She certainly has a long way to go to catch Miss Nevada in that department ... or Miss Great Britain ... or Miss (Almost) Norway, but a little swimsuit competition cameltoe action isn't a bad way to start. Here's a hoping a bit of scandalous magic is still left in that tiara—because if beauty queens can't get people riled up with their "out of control" antics, then what's the point of even having a pageant?

· Rachel Smith Is Miss USA (toxicmagazine.com)
· Miss Tennessee crowned new Miss USA (celebrity-pictures-gossip.com)
· Miss USA Pageant Slideshow (yahoo.com)
· Related: Sexy Miss Sweden Not Just a Pretty Face (abcnews.go.com)

Previously: Flesh Flicks Classic Edition: Revisiting Aylar Lie, Meet (And Grope!) Miss Nevada, Trump or No Trump?, (Former) Miss Great Britain Danielle Lloyd in Playboy, Wet Spots - Tara Conner, Miss Universe 2006