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If you've been itching to see the full version...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 07 May 2008 11:10:59 EDT

If you've been itching to see the full version of Isabella Rosselini's bug porn, relief is at hand (or mandible): the full version is now available online. At long last, we finally know how earthworms do it! (sundancechannel.com via Boing Boing)

Flesh Flicks: The Butterfly Effect

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:08:37 EST

We were sort of hoping that Isabella Rossellini's bug sex instructional manuals would've looked a little more like director Philip Mond's 2006 instant entomological porn classic "Insexts", but it turns out that not everyone can pull off hardcore insect love with such aplomb. Still this clip does provide a helpful tutorial on how you should behave if you ever encounter a giant 8-foot-tall butterfly with no pants. (Hint: Don't neglect the "flower.") Also, we're not sure who the queen is ... but is that a pupa stage Nick Manning as the cunning linguist? If only he had shouted "Dropping pollen!" we would have known for sure.

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· "Butterfly sex" (Megarotic)
· "Insexts" (adult.dvdempire.com)

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Previously: Philip Mond's "Insexts", Isabella Rossellini's Hot Sexy Bug Porn, Flesh Flicks Archives

Isabella Rossellini's Hot Sexy Bug Porn

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:51:34 EST

Furries get a lot of grief for their unusual habits, but who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to a big cuddly bear or a cute bunny rabbit? They're very huggable. But a creepy crawly spider or a slimy snail? That might cause the heebie-jeebies for most, but not legendary hottie Isabella Rossellini. She's starring in a series of short films, premiering at the Sundance and Berlin Film Fesitvals, where she dresses up like various bugs and then humps the bejezzus out of cartoonish papercraft lovers. (Sound familiar?) Oh, and she always plays the male.

It's supposed to be educational or something—even if bug nerds say she's wrong about the whole praying mantis eating her lover's head off legend—but we're really just interested in watching a hot older woman mate with giant insects. We haven't found the full clips online yet, but look below for a preview and hear what it is about translucent wings and hairy legs that turns Isabella on so much.

· INTERVIEW: GREEN PORNO (full length) (sundancechannel.com)
· Isabella Rossellini Does Bug Porn (twitchfilm.net; also spotted @ Tiny Nibbles + Boing Boing)
· Green Porno: part 2 (membracid.wordpress.com)

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Previously: DVD: Philip Mond's "Insexts", More Overly Specific Japanese Fetish Videos