In just nine and a half minutes, Brooke will show you all the tips and tricks for receiving a blowjob, from "sitting there" to "enjoying it" to "standing up and thrusting" to "coming in and/or around a girl's face." It's so easy! And it's free!

And just remember: if you like this installment, you can sign up to receive the rest of Brooke's helpful sex hints—from "How to Receive a Rimjob" to "Cunnilingus: Lie Back and Take It," all for the low, low price of just $19.95/month. She's practically giving it away!

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"You caught my eye as you walked down the street/I was drawn to your middle meat" declares the "Muffin Tops" theme song. In the fashion typical of director Jim Powers, stars Brooke Scott and Marlie True begin the movie by doing a ho-stroll down a crowded street in broad daylight until they are won over by a man offering them jumbo ice cream cones Claudia Downs and Rucca Paige were also encouraged to buy jeans a couple sizes too small.

Powers in his boredom and despair (we approve of both) lets people like Otto Bauer, in his scene with True, improvise a Dada scene about avocadoes

"Juicy fucking fruit from a juicy fucking fat-leafed tree, Baby," he says. Then he returns to the script: "Reach back here and open your fucking butt."

Muffin Tops are so in demand in the world of this film that Claudia Downs (it is amazing she came back) is forbidden from going to the gym.

"That's so sweet," she says.

In the final scene, veteran porner Dave Hardman consoles Rucca Paige that Muffin Tops beat "90-lb. tweakers" all the time.

"Do you love my Muffin Top?" she sobs with joy.

If we didn't know the work of Jim Powers better, we would say this movie is a celebration of femininity and empowering of the proudly voluptuous. But that was almost certainly not the intention. Still, these women are some tasty pastries.

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"When I measured you last week," says Van Damage to comely Emma Cummings, "you weren't so womanly." If you were they, wouldn't you be compelled to fuck after such an exchange?

The blur is what happens when bodies start slappin'. You can't control it. Not even with a Blu-Ray player. Here, Derrick Pierce helps Brooke Scott with body image issues.

At no point in the movie, other than in the title and in the sound effects, is the idea of "babies" considered; the theme of the movie is more one of fat as a result of indolence rather than youth. Lee Stone chastises Jersey (no relation) Cummings over her slovenly workout habits, for example. Then Stone does that thing where he flips her upside down so she can blow him (see gallery). So she can't be that heavy.

Another possible title for this movie would be "Abby Winters-cum-Cocks-sans-Didgeridoos," but that wouldn't fit on the DVD.

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Shot by Jim Powers, "Fuck Truck" at the very least has some larger-than-a-car conveyance in each scene, and I guess you could say that the movie, filmed in part as a behind the scenes look at a recent tour of the punk band The Bad Samaritans, is a kind of travelogue.

And without "Fuck Truck," the world probably wouldn't have been allowed to see cutting room floor footage of the impaired Holly Wellin cavorting in the desert. You'd think she went to Wellesley College!

And it's not that Brooke Scott, Cassidy Blue, Desire Moore, and Holly Wellin aren't exactly the type of people I'd want along on a road trip, I just think that having a truck in each scene is a weak concept for a porn movie. Unless the talent is having sex with the truck.

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