· Speaking of ... we were just thinking today that what Macau really needs is a Playboy Mansion. Now our timeshare there won't go to waste! (abcnews.go.com)

· Brooke Burke and Brooke Burns are not the same person. Trust us—we checked very closely. (gorillamask.net)

· Hookers will no longer be called prostitutes in Britain, although if you still want to call your girlfriend a "dirty whore" in bed then take your chances. (yahoo.com)

· Because we've gone almost an entire week without an adult awards show, you better get your nominations in for the next one. Seriously, when is it our turn to win? (bestadultawards.com, via xbiz.com)

· Some dude in Denver wants to put a stop to Ladies' Nights, because they discriminate against men. Word is that he will also be the chairperson of the city's next Sausage Festival. (westword.com)

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· Is Brooke Burke supposed to look like this just a few weeks after having had a baby? She must have had her skin replaced by spandex. (hollywoodtuna.com + egotastic.com + drunkenstepfather.com)

· Spencer Tunick shot yet another series of mass nude portraits in Amsterdam this weekend just a few weeks after his gigantic spectacle in Mexico. Give the naked people a rest, will ya? (cbc.ca + tv3.co.nz)

· Speaking of nude photos, portraits of Kate Moss in the buff were auctioned off for £185,000, which is roughly 184,950 pounds more than her body weight. (femalefirst.co.uk)

· Larry Flynt wants the dirt on your local Congressman ... again. Has anyone noticed that this guy is kind of obsessed with sex? (tvguide.com)

· Are you or someone you know suffering from that most horrible of afflictions: sleep sex? How are you supposed to brag about all the nookie you're getting if you can't even remember it? (foxnews.com + usnews.com)

· Man, Google really is trying to take over the world. Even Ceiling Cat has been assimilated. (erosblog.com)

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