Okay, granted, we can do that on a Wednesday afternoon if we want to—but trust us, it's that much better when we're not on the clock.

· Buy "Cream Pie Cravings" (gamelink.com)

These days, it seems as though the transition from performer to director takes the average starlet all of about 6.5 movies. Not so for this sultry sex goddess: drake took her time basking in her hard won praise and loving every sticky second of being nothing short of a highly coveted seductress. Having worked her way up through the ranks of hardcore gonzo titles to the prestigious upper realms of the high-end adult feature, drake spent years with Wicked, serving as the head contract girl and live-in girlfriend of its most prominent auteur. So it stands to reason that her directorial debut, "What Girls Like"—a glorious exploration into the sex lives of seven culturally and sexually diverse starlets—should reflect her cautious tutelage.

Not content to stand on the sidelines, drake throws herself into the mix with fellow contract stars Alektra Blue and Mikayla Mendez, following through with a few lust-inspiring heartbreakers like Brooke Belle, Daisy Marie, Jada Fire, Michelle McLaren, and Sammie Rhodes.

Only time will tell if this initial offering will make the grade—but from all appearances (and, for that matter, photographic evidence), we’d say the girl is well on her way to Stormy Daniels status (and good luck to her!).

"What Girls Like" is currently available everywhere great porn is sold.

· "What Girls Like" Trailer (wickedpictures.com)
· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)

In "Porn Stars Like It Big Volume 2", size queens Cody Lane, Memphis Monroe, Puma Swede, Brooke Belle, and Savannah Gold lay to rest the pleasant fantasy some men have that women don't care about size by riding some of the biggest meat in the industry; in true Brazzers style, the apparent size and heft of said meat is enhanced by the judicious use of certain camera angles, casting actresses with small hands, and plenty of exaggerated "omg I can't buh-LIEVE the size of that thing!" facial expressions all around just in case you didn't already realize that the meat in question is, in fact, pretty darn big.

No one said life was fair. Still, know that we love you no matter what you're packing.

· Order: "Porn Stars Like It Big Volume 2" (Adult DVD Empire)
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· See also: Porn Stars Like It Big (paysite @ pornstarslikeitbig.com)

What we didn't know until we read today's press release for "Brea: Insatiable", however, is that we have the weather to thank for Brea's current state of divine discontent: "It was pouring by the afternoon," Brea may or may not have actually said about filming what was then just another untitled movie. "I love rain, and even more so, violent weather. It started to hail and the colder and more savage it got outside, the hotter I got, and the more hungry for hard, hold me down and fuck me senseless, sex. I directed all of my energy into the body of my partner. That's how the title came about. I was truly insatiable during that shoot."

Whether or not Brea actually let such words roll off her bubblegum pink tongue or whether they remain entirely the invention of an imaginative PR department we may never know. But at least it gave us the pleasant thought that Brea Bennett is both (1) unusually sensitive to meteorological influences and (2) unusually capable of enjoying intense, savage sexual congress. Since you're reading this on Fleshbot and not The Weather Channel, guess which part we're going to focus on?

"Brea: Insatiable" also stars Aubrey Addams, Brooke Belle, Veronica Jett, Jayme Langford, and Angie Savage, and hits shelves this week.

· Ninnworx_SR (ninnworx.com)