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John Madden’s Penis Delightfully Absent From “Not Monday Night Football XXX”

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Perhaps XPlay was concerned about offending fans? We personally would've been stoked to finally see Howard Cosell's little monkey.

Not Monday Night Football XXX

Studio: XPlay
Director: Will Ryder
Cast: Angelina Armani, Lela Star, Sarah Vandella, Layla Rivera, Jaelyn Fox, Jessica Bangkok, Britney Stevens, Ashlyn Rae, Alyssa Reece, Topanga Fox, Ally Ann, Yurizan Beltran, Amia Miley, Tatum Pierce, Delila Darling, Cindy Jones, Mai Ly, Sophie Dee, Laci Laine, Rick Madrid, Billy Goodrich, Lee Bang, Evan Stone, Thomas Ward, Scott Lyons, Eric John, Kris Slater

It's one thing to parody a sitcom, but parodying an American institution like Monday Night Football requires both a solid sense of humor as well as serious focus on fucking. The challenge for XPlay is even greater with this parody because there are no protagonists to ground the plot, and no classic conflicts to spice up with sex. As a result, "Not Monday Night Football XXX" features an amalgamation of sportscasting legends doing what makes them memorable.

Rick Madrid plays the staccato-voiced Howard Cosell, who commands the preview show that the film is based around. He is joined by John Madden, played by Billy Goodrich, who spends time with fans, draws on the telestrator, and pimps tough-actin' Tinactin.

True to life, celebrities stop by to plug their latest projects/remind us of their scandals. OJ Simpson has his future read (keep in mind this is the 80s OJ), causing the fortune teller to flee the scene. Bill Cosby (manned by the same Thomas Ward who starred in "Not The Cosbys XXX") shows up as well, followed by a furious Laci Laine who demands Cosby leave his wife for her.

Although these allusions provide amusing intermissions from sex, they feel more like piecemeal potshots and less like parodies of the events they reference. Poking fun at the gimmicky, self-serving habits of a major network is clever, but without a strong, over-arching plot to center the jokes, the parody becomes a gimmick itself.

And like most parody porn, there's a clear distinction between the amusing and the arousing. There was one instance of Madden using the telestrator to discuss his favorite things about Angelina Armani (boobs, eyes, long, flowing hair), but it would've been doubly as funny to see him narrate an instant replay, telestrating the path of Eric John's cock as four cheerleaders tackle him in the locker room. Perhaps a "BAM!" or two would've been appropriate.

But there really isn't much to complain about. The simple fact that seventeen girls cram into five separate scenes is a daunting feat. With such an enormous cast, one might wonder how parody prince Will Ryder manages to coach this dreamteam to glory.

The answer? Teamwork: four gals for every gent, and no one hits the sidelines when the action is on. There's no showboating, no ball hogging, and the fans go wild for every play (seriously, there's non-stop cheering). Also, since every sex scene features a POV moment, viewers at home get to feel like they're part of the team! The sportsmanship is simply awe-inspiring.

Of course, there are a few star players. Evan Stone and Angelina Armani have the only one-on-one scene as the legendary quarterback Manhattan Joe and some floozy. He helps her get her foot in the door as a sideline reporter, so she helps him get his cock in her mouth.

"Well if I'm gonna taste your cock," she says, "I want you to taste my pussy." See? Teamwork.

Also exciting is the fact that Yurizan Beltran has her first non-solo scene. Yurizan, Lela Star, Mai Ly, and Alyssa Reece get bored watching the game at home, so they decide to ditch the remote and grab the vibrators. Even though it's her first time, Yurizan gives it 110% and really goes deep. I sincerely hope she continues this sociable trend.

The general mindset for parody pornographers seems to be "What if this show had hardcore sex in it?" Unfortunately, the finished product presents the question "What if this hardcore sex had jokes near it?" And while it's smart to unite the eternally homosocial institutions of pornography and sports, it's important to make sure they play together well. Perhaps "Not Monday Night Football XXX" could've used a couple more scrimmages before hitting the field.

And now I'm out of football puns.

DCypher Returns To Gonzo Roots With "Assploitations 10 – The Final Chapter"

DCypher — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

McKenzie Lee, Amber Rayne, Britney Stevens, Nikki Thorne, and Amy Brooks star in the last and final volume of Mayhem's Assploitations series, volume 10, which was conceived, shot, and directed by our very own DCypher.

Back in 2003, performer of the year and Sin City contract star Aurora Snow stepped behind the camera for their hardcore imprint Mayhem to create her very own anal series. The "Queen of the Gapes" wanted her series to reflect the filthy spirit of anal extremism that had catapulted the tiny starlet into the center of the blue spotlight and earned her accolades, as well as the love of her legions of adoring fans. She called the resulting product "Assploitations"...and a legend was born.

Years went by, and the young star left (and then returned to) porn; but the series continued, with one director after another adding their deviant touch to the hardcore all-anal line. It seemed at last that "Assploitations" would fade away quietly, going gently into that good night once and for all, until an unlikely candidate stepped up to make the tenth and final volume.

Having mostly confined my porn making over the last decade to writing, producing, and directing features, a lot of companies were unaware that I also used to shoot my own gonzo releases when I started in the business back in 1997. Sin City simply reached back in the archives and pulled out my first gonzo for them—"Dirty Candy" from 1999.

I can't say enough good things about the cast of this show. They were extraordinary to work with, and I am grateful. My return to shooting gonzo went smoothly in no small part due to their professionalism and absolute filthiness.

Amy Brooks's sweet bubble taunted all of us as we watched her strip down for pretty girls. Alex Gonz was the lucky bastard who won the toss up to work with Amy, and once the scene was underway we learned why he fought (literally) so hard to work with her. Her amazing ass was matched only by her insatiable desire to have large objects put up it. Amy is a filthy, dirty girl—and I mean that in the best possible way.

Following her was eastern European beauty Nikki Thorne, who is equally stunning, even as she allows the "God of Fuck" Jenner to completely violate her stretchy young beautiful bung. Nikki fucks back as hard as she takes it, and by the time the scene drew to a close, she was inventing new positions for Jenner to slam her tight dirt box in, leaving us to wonder: what do they teach girls in Europe that we don't teach them here?

Next saucy Britney Stevens took a rock star pounding up her puckered butthole from new stud Will Powers, one that will be long remembered by both of them. There was real magic between these two.

Young Dane Cross continues to work hard to step out of the shadow of his beautiful girlfriend Faye Reagan, in this case by performing an almost loving anal scene with the gorgeous McKenzie Lee, the very first one she's done since she returned to porn. McKenzie burst back onto the adult scene and we got her. Get used to hearing her name, because big things are in store for this super star! We were lucky to get her while we could.

Lastly, Amber Rayne shows us just how dirty she can get as she absolutely wears out Cheyne Collins and Scott Lyons. The pair take turns drilling her mouth and asshole before double penetrating her then, to our surprise, pulling a riveting double anal on her.

"Assploitations 10 – The Final Chapter" comes out next month from Mayhem and DCypher. Enjoy these shots taken on set exclusively for Fleshbot.

Amber Rayne, Scott Lyons, and Cheyne Collins
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Amber Rayne, Scott Lyons, and Cheyne Collins
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Amber Rayne, Scott Lyons, and Cheyne Collins
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Amber Rayne, Scott Lyons, and Cheyne Collins
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Amber Rayne, Scott Lyons, and Cheyne Collins
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Amber Rayne, Scott Lyons, and Cheyne Collins
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Amber Rayne, Scott Lyons, and Cheyne Collins
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Amy Brooks and Alex Gonz
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Amy Brooks and Alex Gonz
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Amy Brooks and Alex Gonz
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Amy Brooks and Alex Gonz
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Amy Brooks and Alex Gonz
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Britney Stevens and Will Powers
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Britney Stevens and Will Powers
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Britney Stevens and Will Powers
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Britney Stevens and Will Powers
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Britney Stevens and Will Powers
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McKenzie Lee and Dane Cross
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McKenzie Lee and Dane Cross
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McKenzie Lee and Dane Cross
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McKenzie Lee and Dane Cross
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McKenzie Lee and Dane Cross
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McKenzie Lee and Dane Cross
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McKenzie Lee and Dane Cross
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Nikki Thorne and Jenner
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Nikki Thorne and Jenner
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Nikki Thorne and Jenner
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Nikki Thorne and Jenner
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Nikki Thorne and Jenner
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Nikki Thorne and Jenner
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Twitter: Apparently It's Sexy

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:30:01 EDT

We've found irrefutable proof that Twitter has gone mainstream (and no, it doesn't involve Oprah). Immoral Productions has just release "Pornstar Tweet," a Twitter-themed porn. About tweeting pornstars (obviously) whose tweeting leads to sexing (and maybe sexting?).

Normally we would refrain from showing you the back cover of a porn DVD (because, you know, who cares?), but the sample tweets on this thing are just priceless.

(All jokes aside, the cast of this is pretty fantastic. Oh Lexi Belle, the things we would tweet for you...)

· Buy "Pornstar Tweet" (gamelink.com)
· "Pornstar Tweet" (pureplaymedia.com)

Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Britney Stevens

pweasels — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 19:00:00 EST

I do dearly love the Stevens sisters, but I always have trouble remembering which one is which. Britney, who is one of the Stevens sisters, is having a birthday today.

I can recognize them both – they're really cute and you should definitely check them out – but I can't remember which one's Whitney and which one's Britney. It's like trying to remember who's Statler and who's Waldorf.

Britney, it turns out, is the older one, the one with more tattoos, the one with real breasts, the one with the adorable lateral lisp, the one who turns 24 today. There must be some kind of mnemonic I could devise to help me remember this.

It would be so embarrassing if I ended up shouting the wrong name.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (iafd.com)
· Britney Stevens at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Britney Stevens's movies (gamelink.com)

"Barely Legal POV 4" Chases Our Rainy Day Blues Away

DCypher — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 16:00:00 EST

Nothing cheers our spirits up on a rainy day like a bevy of barely legal beauties on their knees and ready to serve. Dive right in as we explore volume 4 of "Barely Legal POV."

Youth is a special time when a young girl transforms into a woman by having her tight and tiny sticky little pink holes pried wide open by a vast variety of ready and willing man meat. Ah, the wonders of nature are truly a joy to watch unfold—and often even more fun to participate in. The good people over at Hustler have allowed us to experience the middle ground between these two wonderful experiences with this amazing series.

With an all star cast of stellar young sluts-in-training (including the wonderful Aiden Starr, red delight Faye Reagan, blond suck queen Barbara Addison, wild child Britney Stevens, Hannah West, and Jessica Valentino), fans of the genre will not go home disappointed. There's something for everyone this time around, so long as you like them young and fresh—which we do.

In fact, despite the many different casting and technical issues that can plague a series such as this one, it seems to us that this volume might be near perfect. So what's left to say you ask? Well, nothing.

"Barely Legal POV 4" comes out next week from Hustler. Look for it.

· Hustler (hustlervideo.com)

Dave Naz Takes Us Down To "Sugar Town"

DCypher — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:00:00 EST

Call us crazy, but we’re pretty sure that when sultry sexpot Nancy Sinatra released her feel good pop hit back in 1967, she wasn’t thinking of the same city Dave Naz describes in his latest offering. For starters, Nancy swears it never rains in Sugar Town—and yet Dave predicts steamy precipitation in his fair city, with a 100 percent chance of fat loads raining down on scintillating young divas. Could this be an early indicator of global warming?

To be totally honest, we’re not really sure what the erotic artist extraordinaire is trying to say with his new Vivid Alt release. On the surface it seems like yet another flashback to a forgotten era (this time deep in the funky 70’s), with Mr. Marcus and friends reliving some serious blaxploitation antics, "Charlie’s Angels" style, once more asking the same question Olivia Newton John posed to her generation; would a little more love make it right? Judging from the looks on the faces of starlets Tori Black, Ashley Blue, Britney Stevens, Veronica Hart, Jada Fire, and Whitney Stevens, the answer is a definitive "YES!" Those extra black inches seem to hit the spot just right, as our brave girls proudly crank out one ear splitting orgasm after another, making the accompanying bells and whistles (or in this case afro picks, Mercury land-yachts, and butterfly collars) nothing more than pleasant accoutrement.

One thing is for sure, however-–spend some time with this gallery, and we guarantee that your troubles will be a thing of the past. That’s one score on which both Nancy and Naz can most certainly agree.

"Sugar Town" is out now from Vivid Alt.

· Vivid Alt (vividalt.com)

Beauties Vs. Beasts: The Saga Continues

DCypher — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:20:08 EDT

In the original version of the French fairy tale "Beauty and the Beast", a cruel Prince is fated to live as a ghastly creature until he is released from his spell and united with his Princess forever. With various modifications, the story became the basis for several well-known adaptations over the years: artists as diverse as Jean Cocteau and the Disney corporation found inspiration in this classic tale of true love.

While we'd love to say that the folks at Vengeance XXX drew upon this illustrious creative lineage in producing "Beauties and the Beast 2". the fact is that this is not so much a sequel as a full-blown reimagining of the source material. To say the (very) least.

In fact, they don't even pretend that there's a story here: "Beauties and the Beast 2" merely cribs a famous title and goes straight to the meat of the matter by pitting Boz’s monstrous unit against the likes of hapless beauties Bella Ling, Alyssa Dior, Lana Violet, Britney Stevens, and Carmella Santiago. Who needs all that tedious expository dialogue anyway?

Nevertheless, "Beauties and the Beast 2" still functions as a sort of porn fairy tale by showing us that monsters really do exist ... and there really are beauties out there capable of taming them. In fact, everyone winds up with a happy ending after all—happy and sore, that is. But still happy!

• "Beauties and the Beast 2" (.wmv trailer @ newsensations.com)
• Vengeance XXX (vengeancexxx.com)
• Photos courtesy Digital Sin/New Sensations (newsensations.com)

Popshots Of The Week: Almost Wholesome Edition

Gram Ponante — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:10:01 EDT

Spring is in the air in Porn Valley ... and so are plenty of legs! Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Bet you've never heard that one before. (Oh, you have? A million times? I see.)

Regardless, the finest of what this region has to offer frolicked anew this week, knowing that six long hours of winter would soon be over. Here's the delightful Audrey Hollander doffing her folksy gingham dress for our delectation. See more snaps after the gap.

In response to Digital Playground's recent contract star announcements, we wanted to remind you of Stoya. That is all.

Here's Adrianna Nicole and Annette Schwarz looking Adriannettadorable™.

Speaking of doffing, young Britney Stevens doffed her frilly tutu on the set of Hustler's "XXX 28", directed by Hollander's husband Otto Bauer.

Whatever Alec Knight is doing, he is making both Kissy Kapri and Stevens react the exact same way on either end.

Finally, Audrey Hollander from earlier in the day, in the dress she took off for the picture that began this week's Popshots. Doesn't she look good wholesome?