With so many rumors swirling around her relationship status with Manson and her status with Digital Playground—not to mention that pubic hair thing—it's easy to forget what's important about our relationship with Stoya. Not to put too fine a point on it, we simply adore her. Over the short period of time we've known her, she has absolutely won us over with one incendiary performance after another. Robby D helps reminds us of what's important as we watch her amazing scenes. The rest is just fodder for blogs and wanna-be gossip sites, as well as endless flames wars on boards we've never heard of before they showed up on a Google search with her name attached to it.

The bottom line is that Stoya is one of the most beautiful women we've ever had the pleasure to meet in real life, and that, for better or worse, we can't stop watching her have sex on camera. The possibility that these may be some of her last ever "on-screen" performances only makes us appreciate them all that much more. We are grateful that a true master like Robby D is there to capture them and not some amateur.

Joining the nacre beauty is a new and improved Jenna Presley (with ta-dow mega double D new titty action), Bridgette B, and Mason Moore. It's good to see sexy young nympho Jenna back in action after a lengthy absence during which she refused to have sex with guys. Looks like the short, curvy beauty is making up for lost time. Her complete devotion to the cock she's worshiping in this scene reminds us of her 1st year in the business. Is it selfish on our part that we hope she never falls in love again?

"A Taste of Stoya" comes out next week. All images are the property of Digital Playground so play nice or you will pay the price. Don't say we didn't warn you. Love and miss you, Stoya Shine!

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We, of course, are far wiser than the staff of TMZ, and we were aware that when Marilyn Manson said that he'd recently watched "A Taste of Stoya"—and that it had tasted delicious—that the goth rock god was referring to a pre-release copy of Digital Playground's latest Stoya release, which (like all Stoya releases) was a gem to behold.

Thankfully, the DVD's official release is but a week away, and soon we will all have the chance to see what Manson saw. In the meantime, at least we can gorge ourselves on a taste of the trailer...it's not quite "A Taste of Stoya," but at least it serves as an appetizer.

· "A Taste of Stoya" trailer (digitalplayground.com)
· Image of Stoya courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Say they thought it would be the finest way to create a commentary on our disposable, excremental culture. They might have come up with something like this. Maybe. If they were all locked in different rooms and told to write 5 pages, and then Al Goldstein compiled those pages into a semi-coherent script, removing all the big words he didn't understand along the way.

Abysmal acting irreconcilably collides with campy hijinks in the 2nd installment of Wicked Pictures' "Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go," directed by Mark Stone with, honestly, less than stellar results. It's like the whole movie is one bad inside joke that the rest of us aren't in on. Karate fighting nurses battle over immobile patients before a sexy strip off against a rival school of semi-articulate tramps, inadvertently making reality television look infinitely more watchable. Seriously, if you were trying to make a movie look porno, it wouldn't look like this porno. Take note, Kevin Smith, in case you need a sequel to "Zack & Miri."

The only thing that redeems the title is the cast, which includes sexy young thing Aiden Starr (who no longer returns our calls now that she's famous), along with Nikki Rhodes, Marie Luv, Bridgette B., Crissy Moon, Marlee Moore, Sindee Jennings, and Mya Luanna. Watching them attempt to act is like chewing tinfoil with fresh fillings, but the minute they get their clothes off it readily becomes apparent why we adore them so. We can (and have) watched Aiden fuck all day long... delicious.

So it's not brilliant—but it is brilliantly bad, and that's something, right? Maybe John Cougar Mellencamp was onto something there all along (despite the feathered hair). Check the trailer below along with our exclusive set.

· "Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go 2" (wickedpictures.com)

Brad Armstrong finds himself embroiled in a sadistic sexual game in the seedy underbelly of grimy Los Angeles after a wild night on the town ends with a scorching one night stand. Which sounds exactly like our idea of a great weekend, to be perfectly honest!

Wicked Pictures contract starlets Kaylani Lei, Alektra Blue, and Mikayla Mendez guide us through the myriad of twists and turns, enlisting the help of luscious seductresses Tori Black, Bridgette B, and drop dead gorgeous blond daydream Tanya James, who recently returned from a self-imposed hiatus and graduated from only doing girls to riding some of the biggest cocks the business could throw her way. (Seriously, watching her screw is like watching a wizard spin straw into gold.) Sadly, she only works with Bridgette B for Clousot, although the results are still as mesmerizing. Scrawled down the side of Miss B (who, rumor has it, took her name as an homage to Bridgette Bardot) are the words "Jalousie et Une Maladie" which loosely translates from French to English as "Jealousy is a Sickness." We're not sure whether the tattoo had anything to do with her casting, but we couldn't agree more.

"Last Call" comes out next week from Wicked Pictures.

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