In the first public vote — Lucy against Ulrika Jonsson — Lucy was evicted from the Big Brother house. She was nominated for eviction for being the "Least Talented" among the cast, which is pretty nasty, but such is reality TV. And what to do when you get evicted for being "Least Talented?" Why, go get your boobs pumped up, of course.

"My boobs are shrinking," quoth Lucy. "They are still an F at the moment, but I’m definitely going to have a boob job now. Especially if they ever got to a D, I would have to have them filled back up again."

Well, we still think Lucy Pinder is smoking hot, and that her breasts are perfect, and hope she continues to enrich our lives with their bountiful presence.

· DS: BB: Latest Big Brother News. (digitalspy.co.uk)

Continuing its tradition of bringing us things that are simultaneously cute, strange and sexy, Japan is now offering the F-Cup Cookie, which, when eaten (obviously), should assist members of the itty bitty titty committee look more like the feted Elizabeth Hurley or ScarJo. (blogs.villagevoice.com)