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This Just In: Pornstars Still Like It Big

DCypher — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:40:53 EDT

Since we last reported on this important topic, we'd love to be able to tell you that there's been a sea change in the way the adult industry views men with average-sized members, and that the whole "size matters" debate is one we can relegate to the dustbin of history along with Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign, the musical version of "Carrie", and the last season of "American Idol". But alas, Brazzers' latest compilation of scenes from their PornStarsLikeItBig.com website clearly shows us that this is not the case—and no amount of penis pumping or Enzyte or yohimbe can make up for it.

In "Porn Stars Like It Big Volume 2", size queens Cody Lane, Memphis Monroe, Puma Swede, Brooke Belle, and Savannah Gold lay to rest the pleasant fantasy some men have that women don't care about size by riding some of the biggest meat in the industry; in true Brazzers style, the apparent size and heft of said meat is enhanced by the judicious use of certain camera angles, casting actresses with small hands, and plenty of exaggerated "omg I can't buh-LIEVE the size of that thing!" facial expressions all around just in case you didn't already realize that the meat in question is, in fact, pretty darn big.

No one said life was fair. Still, know that we love you no matter what you're packing.

· Order: "Porn Stars Like It Big Volume 2" (Adult DVD Empire)
· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)
· See also: Porn Stars Like It Big (paysite @ pornstarslikeitbig.com)

Yet Another Hanna(h) Hilton Preview

Jonnobot — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:20:54 EDT

If you still haven't seen enough previews of that Hannah Hilton hardcore scene we've been crowing about lately, this generous gallery should do the trick nicely. Maybe it's time you just bit the bullet and plonked down that $24.95 so you could see the whole thing already (and then told us whetehr it was worth the wait, since we're much too cheap to pay to see it ourselves)? (porn-star.com)

Oh, that hardcore Hannah Hilton scene we...

Jonnobot — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:00:48 EDT

Oh, that hardcore Hannah Hilton scene we told you about last week? It's now live on RealWifeStories.com, and even from the limited preview it looks to us like it was worth the wait. (Also: Hannah Hilton is married? Who knew?) (realwifestories.com)