Fleshbot: straight, braces

Brace Yourself - It's Dana DeArmond

Gram Ponante — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Here's Dana with her mixed messages at Erotica LA. First she's an Internet pixie, than she's the Dirtiest Girl Ever, and now she's a post-ingenue protomilf Sandra Bullock hybrid with an iPhone and braces.

"I got them April 11," she said. "They're straightening my teeth."

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??

· Dana DeArmond (theinternetsgirlfriend.com)
· Erotica LA (erotica-la.com)

Brace Face Beauties: Hot Girls With Sexy Orthodontia

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:00:23 EDT

We spent a large section of our adolescence secretly hoping that we might one day require some expensive orthodontia. Sadly, our smile remained relatively straight throughout our teen years, and the wish for braces went unrequited. We're pretty sure that this explains our current obsession with girls with mouths of metal. We may have been denied the pleasure of braces, but we'll be damned if anyone's going to stop us from ogling girls with a set of their own. Especially if those girls happen to be naked.

Deja (tgppics.com)

Honey Dejour (nsgalleries.com)

Kat (nsgalleries.com)

Kristen (paulmarkhamcash.com)

Pamela Spice (pamelaspice.com)

Selina (selnia18.com)

Tanya (cutetanya.com)

Trixie (trixieteen.com)

Britney Braces (bigpimpcash.com)

As our friends at Your Dirty Mind point...

Jonnobot — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:45:18 EDT

As our friends at Your Dirty Mind point out, it's not like we haven't heard that whole "Hi I just turned 18 and started my own porn site!" shtick before. Still, when you're as cute as Serena here and bring a lovely ass and adorable set of braces to your pitch too ... well, we don't mind hearing that same story all over again. (yourdirtymind.com + nextdoormania.com)

When "metal mouth" isn't a playground taunt,...

Fleshbot — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 14:03:42 EDT

When "metal mouth" isn't a playground taunt, but a term of hardcore endearment: Our favorite lesbian porn correspondent at Pornzio looks at fetish site Beauty And Braces and reminds us that "During a blow job, there's a risk of ripping skin." (Which we really didn't need to hear, especially around lunchtime, but we guess it's a good thing to keep in mind anyway. You can't be too careful about these things.) (pornzio.com; more @ Beauty And Braces)