Fleshbot: straight, boats

Kate Moss's Topless Voyage

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 13:00:00 EDT

We all know that Kate Moss likes to be topless—but did you also know that she enjoys hanging out with other topless women? On boats? It's totally true!

Just yesterday, the supermodel was spotted cruising around the French Riviera with a topless entourage in tow. Oh, to be a world famous supermodel...we can just imagine the hot and sexy entourage that we'd wrangle for ourselves (think Kate would be a part of it?).

Photo via The Sun (thesun.co.uk)
Photo via The Sun (thesun.co.uk)
Photo via The Sun (thesun.co.uk)
Photo via The Daily Mail (dailymail.co.uk)
Photo via The Daily Mail (dailymail.co.uk)

Our Favorite Busty Babes Sail Away From Their Troubles (And Their Tops)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 11:30:01 EDT

We've been trying to figure out what to do for our next vacation—and now we know for sure. We're going to take a ride on a yacht... full of lad mag models.

Now who wants to lend us their yacht?

And who wants to give us Lucy Pinder's number?

&midot; Babe boat (celebpunani.com)

Maria Ozawa, How We've Missed You

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 12:00:00 EST

It's been awhile since we last featured Crush Object Maria Ozawa in video form... and for that, we are truly sorry. Can you forgive us for being so lax in our duties?

In an act of penance, we've found this clip that includes not one, not two, but threeiterations of the lovely Maria; first, there's Maria in all her hardcore glory, getting the business on a boat; then—for those who prefer a more postapocalyptic Maria—our girl lounging amid some rubble in a silver bikini top and assless silver pants; and, lastly, in a return to a more classic time, Maria getting fondled on the beach.

Just thinking about all that Maria is enough to make our head spin. Say it's enough to make up for her absence?

· Maria Ozawa gets fucked on boat trip (pornhub.com)

Flesh Flicks: Let's Go Boating!

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:00:00 EDT

Is it just us or do you not see people use speedboats as much these days? Everyone is into sailing or yachting or canoeing and outside of the professional water skiing circuit, those big honking outboard motors just aren't as fun or fashionable anymore. Plus, with today's gas prices what they are it must cost like $1,000 an hour to operate one. Those kinds of prices are only within the reach of porn producers, who can afford to combine the high-speed thrills of a convertible car with the dangerous possibility of accidental drowning. Hey, inflatable life vests can be sexy too!

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· "sushine and fucking" (Megarotic)

Flesh Flicks: Third Time's A Charm

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:13:45 EDT

When we see something happen once, that's cool. We see it a second time and it's a neat coincidence. But when we see it a third time, it's a freakin' epidemic! Yes, we think that after witnessing just three short video clips posted on the internet we can conclusively state—without any qualification whatsoever—that riding on a boat turns all women into lesbians. It sounds crazy, but we can't argue with the evidence ... we can only enjoy it. A lot.

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· "Two Girls having Fun on Boat Trip" (RedTube)

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Flesh Flicks: Raise Your Sails

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:05:32 EDT

Lesbians aren't the only ones who love to find adventure on the high seas: non-Sapphic pornstar types like it too! Is it the motion of the ocean or the smell of dead fish that makes people so randy? It's yet another mystery we may never find the answer to, because the secrets of water-borne arousal are just too complex to understand. Plus, we'll probably never be rich enough to own a boat.

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· "Sex on a boat" (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Flesh Flicks: Lesbians Ahoy!

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:34:18 EDT

What is it with lesbians and their boats? We had no idea that putting two ladies together out on the high seas — or on a rather dingy looking river, for that matter — could have such erotic consequences, but apparently when those waves are rocking you should not come a-knocking. Unless, of course, you have a video camera and are willing to upload the footage to the internet. In that case, anchors away!

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· "Lesbians on board" (RedTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks: You're Going To Need A Bigger Boat, Flesh Flicks Archives

Title/Content Disagreement: "Cum Scene Investigations"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 21:12:29 EDT

While there is no better title than "Malabimba - The Malicious Whore", we were nevertheless delighted to receive "Cum Scene Investigations", starring the always-intriguing Gen Padova, because we expected it to pay lip service (no pun intended), at the very least, to the similar-sounding drama starring The Sinise.

Well it didn't. There was a scene on a boat, a scene in a doctor's office. Some other stuff. But no sleuthing, no black lights, and no tricky dialogue. For the 25th anniversary re-release in 2032, Pink Visual, you should name this movie "There was a scene on a boat, a scene in a doctor's office. Some other stuff." Or maybe just "Malabimboat".

· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)
· Buy "Cum Scene Investigations" (gamelink.com)

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